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Grateful4MinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

BlockyWisdom

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Ores Mined:	7771
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchantments Applied:	61
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5373

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	8992
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	7167	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

Balanced, Builder, CPU, creeper, custom origins, Discord, explosions, Graves, Griefing, Human, killing, Lag, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, planet minecraft, Players, PvPer, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stealing, TOXIC, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	637642
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Emeralds Found:	6311	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Buildings Constructed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Potions Brewed:	189

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

Boundaries, burnt out, cancelled plans, Communication, compromise, discussions, fair, Girlfriend, girls night, home, HomeSweetHomeMC, kicked out, movies, Netflix, Plans, refusing, relaxing evening, SNACKS, stress, UNFAIR, video games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Alien Abductions:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?