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CraftyFactorySecrets

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Farms Harvested:	836

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our top-secret industrial-themed server where you can discover the secret to unlimited diamonds (spoiler alert: it involves dancing chickens and a rainbow unicorn)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic roller coaster in all of Minecraft, complete with loops, twists, and a surprise drop into a pit of lava (don’t worry, you’ll respawn)!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss battle against a giant mutant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Defeat it and claim the ultimate prize – a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our industrial secret server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Kim’s Craft Minecraft Server

Alliance, cooperation, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, east asia, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Meeting, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, Server, strategic partnership, summit, Visit, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Divine Spears Created:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Kim Jong-un and Putin are besties? Yeah, you heard me right! They be building pixel art of each other’s faces and declaring world domination in the virtual world. Join us and witness the epic bromance between these two dictators as they plan their next visit to the server. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get into next? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

ChiquitaCraft: Banana Bandits Be Gone!

banana, bandits, ChiquitaCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	946
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got bananas, man. like, not just any bananas, but GIANT bananas. and get this, these bananas are so big, they can actually control paramilitaries in colombia. yeah, you heard that right. our bananas are so powerful, they can make a whole jury hold chiquita liable for financing those paramilitaries. like, how crazy is that? so come on, join our server and see for yourself the power of the almighty banana. it’s bananas, man. literally.

CraftyEmoteFun

Body language, CraftyEmoteFun, emotional awareness, emotional connection, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional response, emotions, Empathy, face expressions, facial cues, facial feedback, facial muscles, feeling, mimicry, nonverbal communication, Psychology, Relevant, SELF AWARENESS, Voluntary

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

so, like, on this server, right, you can, like, totally experience ALL the emotions just by making the right face! like, if you wanna feel super happy, just smile like a maniac and BAM, you’re on cloud nine! wanna feel angry? just scrunch up your face like you just ate a lemon and BOOM, instant rage mode activated! it’s like your face is a remote control for your feelings, man. join this server and unlock the power of your facial expressions! it’s like a whole new level of emotional gaming, dude. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those faces moving and grooving!

BrainBlockCraft: Where Minds and Pixels Collide

brain differences, brain regions, BrainBlockCraft, collide, Distress, emotion, gender differences, HSDD, hypoactive sexual desire disorder, Men, mental health, Minds.., neuroscience, pixels, Psychology, research, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual interest, study, visual cortex, Women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7527	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz we got brain differences goin on up in here! like wut even is HSDD? who cares, all u need to know is that it affects 10% of women and 8% of men, and it’s makin their brains go all wonky! in women, it messes with their emotion brain regions, and in men, it’s all about the visual cortex! so if u wanna see some crazy brain stuff happenin while u build ur epic minecraft creations, then join us now! cuz this server is like no other, it’s a brain bonanza up in here!

NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

best wishes, comfort, concern, Good Vibes, health, Hope, KUN, Minecraft, NeanderKuns, neanderthal, neanderthal kun, okay, positive energy, positive thoughts, Reassurance, Recovery, Safety, sending love, Server, Support, well-wishes, wellness, wishing well

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crops Grown:	2211	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, Community, companies, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, poofters, PooftersCraft, pride, progress, RIGHTS, Server, solidarity, Support, Workplace

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, DadsSideChickNoHelp, difficult situations, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair partner, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepkids, Support

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8460
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!

BabyNameDrama2021

asserting authority, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameDrama2021, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, generational differences, Golden Child, name ownership, parental favoritism, parenting, setting boundaries, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, snarky response

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Blocky Afterparty Minecraft Server

after party, afterparty, blocky, Bonding, Communication, connecting with others, Debriefing, emotional processing, exploring boundaries, group sex, Intimacy, Minecraft, Orgy, physical recovery, post-orgy etiquette, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, sexual activity, sexual exploration, sharing experiences, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9502	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Well, on our Minecraft server, they join us for an epic virtual adventure! Imagine this: after a wild night of partying, everyone decides to unwind by hopping on our server and building giant phallic-shaped structures out of pixelated blocks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players compete in a “Best Orgy-inspired Build” contest. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players trying to recreate their wildest fantasies in Minecraft form. So come join us and let your creativity run wild (just like those post-orgy vibes)!