got talent fails – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

JoyfulCraft SMP

Contentment, daily happiness, daily happiness routine, Daily joy, finding joy everyday, gratefulness, gratitude practice, Happiness, inner peace, joy, joy in little things, JoyfulCraft, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Peace, positive vibes, self-care, simple pleasures, small joys, smiles, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a chicken dance party hosted by our resident chicken overlord, Cluck Norris. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, our fearless leader, Sir Meowsalot, will lead us to victory with his trusty diamond sword and impeccable fashion sense.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that every Sunday we host a hot dog eating contest in the Nether, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’d prefer to join our underwater dance party with the guardians and squids, where the DJ is a friendly dolphin named DJ Flipper?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience joy like never before!

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MineCraftMania

fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy choices, life satisfaction, lifestyle changes, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, MinecraftMania, personal growth, physical health, positive habits, quality of life, self development, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, well-being

Join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that your quality of life will improve tenfold! Why? Because on our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy! Need a break from the stresses of real life? Just take a dip in our virtual lava hot tub and watch all your worries melt away. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft master and gain the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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NukeCraft: Let’s Talk USA

Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Lets, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, nuclear agreement, nuclear deal, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, nuclear talks, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, political dialogue, resuming talks, sanctions, Talk, Tehran, united states, US, Usa, Washington

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN IRAN’S NUCLEAR TALKS WITH US. YOU CAN BUILD A NUCLEAR REACTOR IN YOUR BASE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS FOR FUN.

WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU FIND IT, YOU WILL BECOME THE RICHEST PLAYER ON THE SERVER.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE OUT CHOCOLATE MILK. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHOCOLATE MILK.

SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD AND WACKY TIME ON OUR SERVER. WHO NEEDS NUCLEAR TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIVE FUN IN MINECRAFT?

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LymeCraft Biofilm Bosses

animal model studies., antibiotic resistance development, antibiotic resistance mechanisms, antibiotic resistance mechanisms in biofilms, antibiotic resistance studies, antibiotic treatment, antibiotics resistance, bacterial biofilm formation, bacterial biofilms, bacterial infections, Biofilm, biofilms, Borrelia Burgdorferi, Borrelia burgdorferi biofilms, Borrelia burgdorferi infections, Bosses, infectious diseases, Lyme Disease, Lyme disease research, LymeCraft, Medical research, microbiology, mouse study

LOL this server is like a crazy mouse study but in Minecraft!!! we got Borrelia Burgdorferi (Lyme Disease) creating biofilms like some kind of boss, giving it like 1000x resistance to antibiotics!!! join us and see how these tiny organisms take over the world of blocks and crafting!!! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a fun and wacky way!!! come build with us and see if you can survive the biofilm invasion!!!

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Tavern with a Cavern: Vanilla hermitcraft-like mischief and chill vibes

age range, Application Process, armour stand mod, Cavern, Chill, Community, Datapacks, dedicated players, Discord, Friday opening, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Java Version, long-term server, Mature Players, Mischief, Mob Heads, Plugins, rules, simple voice chat, smp, TAVERN, Vanilla, VIBES

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/MXSVdcXxSs
Version	1.21
Datapacks/plugins	Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads and many more
Version	Java

We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t have strict rules, but just don’t be a dick.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What age range is the community?	Mostly 15-22
When does the server open?	This Friday
Is there an application process to play on the server?	Yes
Are there strict rules on the server?	No, just don’t be a dick

AquaCraft Minecraft Server

Aqua, Aqua gaming, Aqua management, Aqua quit, Aqua streaming, AquaCraft, Chinese gacha, Chinese Games, contract, Gaming, hololive, Hololive news, hoyoverse, HoYoverse contract, Insider, Management, Minecraft, MONEY, Server, streaming, virtual youtuber, vtuber community, Vtubers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the virtual world collides with the real world in the most hilarious way possible! We’ve got all your favorite Hololive VTubers streaming once a week, but with a twist – they have to play Chinese gacha games from HoYoverse!

Watch Aqua try to escape playing these games, only to be chased down by the management who forces her to join in on the fun. Will she survive the insanity of gacha madness? Join our server to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where you can challenge your favorite VTubers to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you defeat Korone in a redstone challenge? Can you outbuild Gura in a castle competition? Only one way to find out – join our server now and become part of the wackiest virtual world ever created!

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Hatecraft SMP: LOLz

Community, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, HateCraft, ihatemyself, io, ipaddress, lolz, longtailtags, meganz, neverrushintothecrush, posscraft, posshouse, posshousesteam, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that’s not even the best part – our server has a secret underground disco where players can party like it’s 1999.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join us now and embark on the wackiest Minecraft journey of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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WeddingBlocker2021

anniversary, Birthday, brother, CAR, celebration, decision, Disappointment, family, getaway, grandkids, Kids, Midwest, MONEY, Pacific Northwest, parents, relationship, Save the Date, selfish, Siblings, Wedding, WeddingBlocker2021

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is turned into epic adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can make your own decisions without any judgment from your in-laws.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped for not attending family events? Well, on our server, you can spend your hard-earned money on virtual items for your kids instead of wasting it on a wedding you have no interest in attending. Plus, you can go on weekend getaways without anyone knowing – except for your kids, of course!

Join us and show off your building skills while avoiding awkward family gatherings. Who needs a wedding when you can build a virtual palace for your kids instead? Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for choosing virtual adventures over family drama. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can be the hero of your own story!

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BelievinGodMC SMP

belief in God, BelievinGodMC, divine intervention, divine presence, existential questions, FAITH, faith in the unknown, faith in the unseen, higher being, Higher power, Personal experiences, philosophical reasoning, Religion, religious conviction, religious faith, religious upbringing, smp, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual connection, spiritual experiences, spirituality, Supernatural

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of Notch guide you to epic loot and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond ore blocks that sing sweet melodies and creepers that do the cha-cha before exploding.

We have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshiping the almighty pigman, who grants us enchanted gear and golden apples in exchange for sacrifices of bacon. Our PvP arena is a battleground where players fight using only fishing rods and buckets of lava, with the winner earning the title of Supreme Chicken Nugget.

So why believe in god when you can believe in the power of our insane Minecraft SMP? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyGoals

achievement, CraftyGoals, determination, Focus, goal achievement, goal planning, goal setting strategies, goal setting techniques, goal setting tips, goal tracking, goal-setting, growth mindset., Long-term goals, motivation, perseverance, personal development, progress, self improvement, short term goals, Smart goals, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our goal is to build a giant statue of a potato made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft universe, of course! Join us on this epic quest and become a spud-tacular legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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