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MinecraftMingle: Where even Steve found love faster than you

after 23 years, DUMPED, Faster, got gf, got pumped x7, leaves me, love, MinecraftMingle, not going back, she meets chad, steve, what was the point

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	246
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Tired of getting cucked by Chad? Join our Minecraft server and build your own harem of pixelated waifus who will never leave you for a block-headed stud. Our server is filled with players who have been through heartbreak and betrayal, but have found solace in the virtual world of mining and crafting. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend on our server – so start digging and find your true love (or at least some shiny rocks)! Join now and say goodbye to heartbreak, because in this world, you’re the one who holds the pickaxe.

GreenlandGarrisonMC

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defensive purpose, denmark, Diplomacy, EU countries, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Greenland, GreenlandGarrisonMC, international relations, Invasion, military deployment, military intervention, nato, president, SECURITY, Troops, united states, us military

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2173	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Potions Brewed:	125

Are you tired of boring old real-world politics? Want to escape to a world where the only invading happening is by creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind!

Our server is so epic, even EU countries are considering sending troops to Greenland just to get a taste of the action. Who needs real-life wars when you can have epic battles with your friends in a virtual world?

And if your president ever orders the invasion of Denmark, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe haven from real-world chaos, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than politics!

NaziPurgeCraft

Adelaide, arrest, Arrests, australian news, CBD, crime, criminal activity, demonstration, extremism, far right, hate group, law enforcement, March, NaziPurgeCraft, neo-nazis, protest, Public Safety, racism, SA Police, south australia, White Supremacy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Animals Bred:	122
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of rainbow llamas who control the economy! yes, you heard that right, llamas running the show!

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a giant pet chicken named cluckington who lays diamond eggs every hour? that’s right, free diamonds for days!

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, we have our own little piece of paradise up there, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. plus, you never know when the llamas might stage a coup and take over the world!

Cannabis Brain Lag

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain scans, Cannabis, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug addiction, drug use, heavy cannabis users, Lag, long-term effects, lower brain activation, Marijuana, Memory Loss, mental health, neuroimaging, neurological effects, substance abuse, working memory skills

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

so, liek, u know how u smoke dat dank kush all day erry day? well, dis server is perfect for u cuz even if u forget where u put ur diamond sword, it’s all good cuz ur working memory skills might be a bit off but who cares when u can build a giant weed farm in minecraft, amirite? plus, our brain scans show dat u can still function even with lower brain activation, so come join us and let’s get lit in the virtual world, bro!

AllTheModiumCraft

2TB NVME, 4TB Backup HDD, 64GB DDR5, AllTheModiumCraft, Atm9, Central Europe, Discord, Economy System, Modded, modded mc, natural mob spawns, player community, player diversity, player interaction, player recruitment, Player Trading, public server, relaxed gameplay, Ryzen 77700, server economy, server performance, Shops

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1009
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	128
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Location	Central Europe
Server Specs	Ryzen 77700, 64GB DDR5, 2TB NVME \| 4TB Backup HDD
Ping	15ms (EU), 85ms (East Coast US), 100ms (Asia)
Number of Players Online	6-7 players consistently

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

To join the server, please hop over to our Discord server and follow the instructions provided there: Discord Invite Link

What mods are included in the ATM9 pack?

The ATM9 pack includes a variety of mods such as XYZ, ABC, and DEF. For a full list of mods, please refer to the official modpack listing.

Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, we have implemented an economy system on the server focused around player trading with a stable currency that can only be obtained from natural mob spawns and selling items to shops.

Are there any restrictions on player builds or activities?

We have minimal restrictions on player builds and activities, as our focus is on enjoying the game and having fun. However, griefing, cheating, and other disruptive behavior will not be tolerated.

Eternal Love Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Breakup, Closure, Communication, DATING, emotional, ETERNAL, ex, forgiveness, Girlfriend, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Quest, relationship, romance, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	101	Dragon Eggs Found:	4646
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn land with rainbows and sparkles everywhere! 🦄🌈

Like, seriously, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true in the game! ✨🔮

And the players are all like mythical creatures who will guide you on epic quests and adventures through enchanted forests and mystical caves! 🧝‍♂️🧚‍♀️

Plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest warriors can find! 💎💰

So, if you wanna escape reality and enter a world of pure imagination and chaos, then join this Minecraft server now! Just be prepared to lose track of time and question your sanity…but in a fun way! 😜🤪

BirthBlock Minecraft Server

Accommodation, anxiety, Birth, BirthBlock, Bonding, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, family, Grandparents, Minecraft, mother-in-law, newborn, postpartum, relationships, Server, Support, visitation, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and unwanted guests during the precious moments after giving birth? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family bonding experience without any interference!

On our server, you can create a cozy virtual home for you and your baby, free from judgmental in-laws and overbearing grandparents. No need to worry about anyone staying overnight and intruding on your special time – unless, of course, you invite them to your Minecraft world!

Forget about feeling anxious and overwhelmed after birth, because on our server, you can relax and enjoy the peaceful tranquility of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments from virtual family members about your parenting skills – unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as criticism.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life family drama. Build, bond, and block out the haters in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and creating memories with your virtual family!

CraftyCreeperz

American name, annoyance, Ciarán, classmates, Connor, CraftyCreeperz, Cultural, cultural sensitivity, Drama, fair point, Identity, irish, name-calling, personal preference, pronunciation, Respect, snarky comments, Spelling, teachers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	63	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	137
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of being called the wrong name like poor Ciarán-turned-Connor! On our server, we promise to always call you by your IGN (In-Game Name) and never give you a silly American nickname like “Caleb” or “Cade” unless you ask for it!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without anyone calling you the wrong name. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will never roll their eyes at you for wanting to be called by your actual name.

So come on over and join us for a good time, where you can be whoever you want to be without any drama. Who knows, maybe Ciarán will even make an appearance and show those American classmates how it’s done!

BelieverGoneSMP

belief adaptation, belief enlightenment, belief evolution, belief exploration, belief flexibility, belief journey, belief openness, belief reconsideration, belief reevaluation, belief reflection, belief revision, belief systems, belief transformation, BelieverGoneSMP, changing perspectives, evolving beliefs, letting go, personal growth, questioning beliefs, Self Discovery, shifting paradigms

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6435
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, I used to believe that diamonds were the rarest thing in the game, but on this server, we have flying pigs that poop out emeralds! Can you believe it? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. It’s like a whole new level of insanity, man. So if you want to join this wacky world of chaos and confusion, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

BlockyBanterCraft

adult content, age-inappropriate language, BlockyBanterCraft, derogatory remarks, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, harmful comments, harmful phrases, hurtful words, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments for kids, inappropriate jokes, inappropriate language, inappropriate language for children, inappropriate remarks, inappropriate topics, insensitive comments, mature topics, negative remarks, offensive language, What shouldn’t be said to kids

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t let you have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Why should you join? Because we have secret treasure hidden in every corner of the map – but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect it. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can find and tame it. But be warned, the unicorn has a mischievous streak and might just turn your diamond armor into a tutu! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NukeCraft: PolandCanada Coop

bilateral agreement, Canada, coop, cooperation agreement, diplomatic agreement, energy collaboration, Energy Cooperation, energy partnership, government agreement, international relations, joint initiative, nuclear cooperation, nuclear development, nuclear energy, nuclear industry, nuclear power, nuclear safety, nuclear security, nuclear technology, nukecraft, Poland, Poland and Canada, PolandCanada

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	154	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

So, like, this server is like the bomb, man. It’s like Poland and Canada coming together to create some crazy nuclear power stuff. But instead of blowing things up, we’re building the sickest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Join us if you want to experience the power of two countries working together in harmony. Plus, we’ve got some epic builds that will blow your mind. Like, literally, your mind will explode from all the awesomeness.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies. It’s like a real-life survival situation, but way more fun.

So come on, join us and be a part of this nuclear-powered adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for any radioactive pigs, they’re a real pain in the butt.