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StormShadowCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Allies, Conflict Resolution, current events, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, military support, Minecraft, News, political tensions, Reports, russia, Server, Storm Shadow, StormShadowCraft, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

so, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. like, we got this crazy story where the UK is like secretly supporting Ukraine with these epic Storm Shadow missiles inside Russia. but don’t worry, we ain’t startin’ no beef with the US, we just here to have a good time and blow stuff up in Minecraft. join us for some wild adventures and see if you can survive the chaos. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

Allies, Calm, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, Craft, CreeperCrisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, european union, fear of escalation, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, major problem, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Votes:	8103	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3126	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Emeralds Found:	6612	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5199

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	237	Void Gems Collected:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!