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EvilCraft Minecraft Server

BIAS, BIASED, controversial, documentary, Evil on Trial, evilcraft, historical, investigation, Justice, justice system, Make Germany Great Again, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Netflix, Political, Propaganda, propaganda film, Server, trump, Truth, War Crimes, World War 2

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Are you tired of boring old history documentaries? Want to experience WW2 in a whole new light? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate historical battles with a twist! Our biased WW2 documentary, “Make Germany Great Again,” features constant references to Trump and a whole lot of questionable historical accuracy. Join us for a wild ride through history like you’ve never seen before! Who knew learning could be this hilarious?

CraftyMateen’s Minecraft Server

Abdul-Mateen II, action, CraftyMateens, Director, fighting harder, INTENSE, John Creasy, man on fire, Mercenary, Minecraft, Netflix, Personal demons, ptsd, Redemption, redemption path, series, Server, special forces, steven caple jr, Survival, Thriller, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1235	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mines Excavated:	1940	Endless Night Skies:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can play as John Creasy, a Special Forces mercenary with intense PTSD. Survive the most desolate of situations and fight harder than ever to overcome your personal demons.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling mobs and exploring new worlds, but you’ll also have the chance to redeem yourself and become a hero in the Minecraft universe. Join now and experience the thrill of being a high-functioning mercenary in a blocky world like never before!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join our server today and let the madness begin!

HairCraftHusbandNoCare

Affection, affectionate, Apology, appreciation, bland, Caring, Communication, curly hair, Empathy, haircare, HairCraftHusbandNoCare, hairstyles, husband, love, Marriage, misunderstanding, reaction, relationships, straight hair, Support, Wife

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	136	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2727
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of your wife constantly changing up her hairstyle and expecting you to react like it’s the most amazing thing in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we appreciate all hairstyles, whether curly or straight!

Join us and unleash your creativity in building the most fabulous hair salon for your pixelated wife. Show her that you can give the most amount of cares possible about her hair, even in block form. Who knows, maybe she’ll finally understand that your reactions are anything but bland!

So come on over and join our server for some hair-raising fun and make your wife’s virtual hair dreams come true. It’s time to show her that you do get it, even if it’s just in the world of Minecraft.

PeePooPals Minecraft Server

dog behavior, dog etiquette, dog manners, dog owners, dog owners behavior, dog owners etiquette, dog owners responsibility, dog training, Minecraft, PeePooPals, pet behavior, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet owners, pet owners behavior, pet owners etiquette, pet owners responsibility, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet training, pet waste, property damage, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with rude neighbors who let their dogs use your lawn as a bathroom? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no dog pee or poo policy! That’s right, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after other people’s pets because our virtual world is pristine and poop-free.

Join our server and experience a world where dogs are banned and only cute, pixelated animals roam free. Build your dream house without fear of stepping in a surprise pile of poo, and enjoy the peace and tranquility of a dog-free environment.

But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Poop Patrol” mini-game, where you can hunt down virtual dogs and send them to virtual obedience school. It’s a hilarious and outrageous way to take out your frustration on those pesky pooches.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to doggy drama forever!

CraftyChicksOnly

arrogance, beauty standards, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, DATING, Girls, guys, humor, Insecurity, intelligence, materialism, misconceptions, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self-absorption, shallowness, Superficiality, Unattractive, Vanity

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty dudes? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual paradise for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all the male players into adorable kittens, because let’s be real, who needs toxic masculinity in a blocky world? Plus, our server is guarded by a squad of handsome Minecraft hunks who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more attractive than the pixelated landscapes is your fellow female players!

GazaPierCraft Minecraft Server

Coastal, disaster relief, emergency response, Erosion, FOREIGN AID, gaza, gaza aid, GazaPierCraft, Humanitarian Aid, i24NEWS, Infrastructure, international relations, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pier, political tensions, Reconstruction, Report, Server, U.S, united states, weather concerns

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ores Mined:	4404
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

lol u guys ever heard of a minecraft server that was so lit that the u.s. government wanted to take it down?? yea that’s right, our server is so fire that even the government is shook! they said it was cuz of “weather concerns” but we all know it’s cuz they couldn’t handle the heat of our epic builds and pvp battles. join now before the feds shut us down for good and miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like the u.s. government, come join the party!

PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina

Activist, Censorship, China, civil rights, feminism, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, METOO, MeTooChina, political activism, Prison, PrisonCraft, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Villages Defended:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

lol join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! u know what else is creeper? getting sentenced to 5 years in prison like this china #metoo activist. but on our server, we only sentence u to 5 minutes of timeout if u break the rules. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with skeletons and zombies. come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and friendship.

Bedroom DistanceCraft

BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Distance, DistanceCraft, family, growing up, home, House, Kids, living arrangements, noise, parenting, parents, privacy, relationships, separation, Sleep, Space, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Towns Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. like, they just wanna spread love and joy, man. also, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a wild party up in here, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and eat them for a boost of energy. it’s like a candyland in minecraft, bro.

plus, the villagers are all secretly master chefs and they throw epic food festivals every weekend. you can feast on the most delicious dishes made from ingredients you never even knew existed in minecraft. it’s a culinary adventure, my friend.

so, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, once you’ve hugged a creeper and eaten a chocolate diamond, you’ll never wanna leave. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, baby.

CraftyMelaninJoy

anxiety, Black youth, coping mechanisms, CraftyMelaninJoy, depression, discrimination, emotional well being, Identity, internalizing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minority, Oppression, racial discrimination, racism, self esteem, social justice, societal pressures, systemic racism, Trauma

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Farms Harvested:	112
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	52
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the real world drama and dive into a blocky paradise, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that tell dad jokes! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about your real life problems.

And get this, our server is so magical that it can cure depression and anxiety just by logging in! Seriously, one time a player was feeling down, but after spending just 5 minutes on our server, they were dancing like a chicken on a hot potato!

So come on, join us and let your worries melt away in a world where anything is possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

🌟 NeonARK SMP: Where our vanilla tastes are as strong as our neon lights! 🌟

Adventure, Builds, classic, Community, Discord, DISCOVER, Events, Explore, Fun, Help, Join, lights, Maps, Minecraft, Neon, NeonARK, Players, Plugins, Prizes, Server, smp, STRONG, Support, TASTES, Twist, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4830	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Alien Abductions:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
New Chunks Explored:	599100	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Feature	Description
Friendly Community	Meet awesome players!
Customer Supportive	We’re here to help!
Weekly Events	Win cool in-game prizes!
	Check out amazing builds and mini maps!
Vanilla + Plugins	Classic Minecraft with a twist!

Join Our Discord: Click here!

Don’t miss the fun. See you in NeonARK SMP!

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FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by entering the server IP in your Minecraft client and connecting to the server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. You can find them in the server spawn area or on our Discord server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain mods on the server, but they must comply with our rules. Check with a staff member before using any mods.

Q: How can I report a player for misconduct?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server. Provide evidence if possible.

Q: Are there any in-game events or competitions?

A: Yes, we regularly host events and competitions with prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements.