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CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	602954
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ores Mined:	9597

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Towns Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	213672	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	157	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	865096
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	154	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Divine Spears Created:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Votes:	3720	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!