Gortume Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockheads R Us

Analysis, Awareness, Blockheads, cognition, confusion, Consciousness, contemplation, Curiosity, Insight, Interpretation, introspection, mental processes, mindset, Perception, pondering, Psychology, reasoning, Reflection, speculation, Thoughts, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1723
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5634	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our insanity-infused Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Build a giant toilet as your base, ride flying pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance-offs with other players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Steve the Sparkly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with rainbows and glitter bombs!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience mind-blowing absurdity like never before. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you on our server!

Blocky Adventures: Wherever I Went, There I Was

Adventures, Awareness, being present, blocky, Consciousness, Exploration, I, introspection, Journey, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, PRESENCE, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, there, travel, was, Went, WHEREVER

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magic Items Found:	8636
Star Shards Collected:	183	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience mind-bending adventures like never before. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats start dancing around you. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a chicken that can break out into a flawless disco routine at any moment. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret unicorn sanctuary hidden deep within our server. These majestic creatures will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Just make sure you’ve been practicing your flossing moves!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SuperchatCraft: Where Vtubers Come to Life!

Anime, digital art, Digital Media, Fan art, Gaming, interactive art, internet culture, Life, LIVESTREAMING, Manga, Online Community, online entertainment, social media, streaming culture, SUPERCHAT, SuperchatCraft, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, visual representation, Vtubers

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the vtubers are just waiting for you to superchat them into existence! When you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of vtubers who are ready to entertain you with their hilarious antics and epic gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine that is guarded by a pack of creeper bodyguards. If you can make it past them, you’ll be rewarded with more diamonds than you can carry!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the legendary Ender Dragon who has made our server its home. Legend has it that whoever defeats the Ender Dragon will be granted three wishes by the vtubers themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most lolzy Minecraft adventure of your life!

Creepers vs Bombers: Minecraft Madness

Backlash, backlash trail, bomberman game, BOMBERS, classic games, Competition, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, Decision making, Development, Disappointment, fan reaction, Franchise, Gaming, Gaming Community, Industry, Konami, madness, Marketing, Minecraft, overshadow, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can overshadow every Bomberman game and make Konami regret their decisions!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up blocks and building your own explosive empire. Our server is so epic that even creepers are jealous of our explosions!

Why did Konami do this? Because they knew that once you join our server, you’ll never want to play Bomberman again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and show Konami who the real bomb master is!

AFK Adventures: Wake Me Up for Chaos!

Adventures, Afk, ai generated, Chaos, comma separated, Generate, list, long trail, tags, up to 20, wake, Wake me up, when something happens

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9903	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The legendary admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

2. Our PvP arena is so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement.

3. The mythical diamond mine on this server is said to be guarded by a pack of enchanted wolves who only allow the bravest players to enter.

4. Our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget to actually play the game.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret disco party hidden somewhere in the server, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and wake me up when something happens – because on this server, something insane is always happening!

Blocky Bois – Minecraft Madness with a Side of Oldschool Runescape Banter

Achievement Diary, banter, blocky, Bois, combat adjustments, Communication, Diaries, Info, item adjustments, madness, Minecraft, Oldschool, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Project Rebalance, Quests, rs07, runescape, Side, skilling competition, Temple OSRS, twitter, twitter widget, undead pirates tweaks, varlamore CAs, Website, Wiki, Wise Old Man

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more updates than your grandma’s Facebook page! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have Undead Pirates sailing the seas, Varlamore CAs causing chaos, and so much more craziness that you won’t know what hit you!

But wait, there’s more! Our website is so cool, it’s like the Batmobile of Minecraft servers. And don’t even get me started on our Twitter – it’s lit 🔥

If you’re new here, don’t worry! We’ve got quests that will make you question your sanity and diaries that will have you saying “what in the blocky world is going on?!”

And if you think you’ve got what it takes, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your skills. like a pro. Just remember, it’s not about winning, it’s about looking fabulous while doing it 💁‍♂️

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! And remember, if it’s not outrageous, it’s not worth playing! 💥🎮🚀

LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

anti-social, Apprentice, BELIEF, Celibate, conformism, CREEPERS, Demographic, explode, fed agents, hate, Individuality, Introverts, ISOLATION, Lazy, LazyCraft, loathe, NEET, nonconformity, Normalfags, outcast, Rebellion, rotten websites, Self Discovery, society

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.

Blocky Banter: What’s Poppin’ Players?

activism, activism for change, anti-Trump memes, banter, blocky, correct the record, daily pay, internet activism, joe biden, meme warfare., online activism, paid posting, Palestinian statehood, Players, political discourse, Political Engagement, political memes, political resistance, poppin, Propaganda, resistance, social justice, social media, whats, Zionist regime

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	79	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we pay you DAILY to post anti-Trump memes, set the record straight on Joe Biden, and fight for Palestinian statehood against those pesky Zionists!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, MASSIVE payouts for your meme skills. Who knew fighting for justice could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s take down those evil Zionists one block at a time!

The United States of Lava

America, American dream, commentary, culture, current events, Diversity, Government, humor, Identity, lava, melting pot, Multiculturalism, nationalism, patriotism, Politics, sarcasm, satire, Shaniquamerica, social commentary, society, States, Stereotypes, United, united states

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where you can escape the boring real world and enter the wacky world of Shaniquamerica! Why settle for the United States of America when you can join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures?

Join us and build your own outrageous creations, like a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a flaming chicken with laser eyes. Will you be the one to find it and claim your legendary prize?

So why wait? Join our server now and become a citizen of Shaniquamerica, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Newb 3D Studio: Where Creations Are Born… And Then Abandoned

3D studio, Abandoned, advancement, Born, Bravo, creations, Creative, debut, design, Development, Disappointment, flat circle, Gaming, Impressive.., innovation, models, new gen, NEWB, progress, simulation, Studio, Technology, Time, virtual reality, Yagoo

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t have to wait 9 months for new updates! Unlike Yagoo’s failed 3D studio, we have 3D models galore and they’re constantly being added. Join us and experience a world where time is a flat circle, but in a good way!