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Blocky Peen Palace

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchantments Applied:	62	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	2141	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	804387	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8174
Buildings Constructed:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4030	Emeralds Found:	3075
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	26

The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zanncraft.ru:19132