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SadCraft2021

depression, Despair, emotional, emotions, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholic, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, SadCraft2021, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, triggers

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

SinwarCraft – Not Your Average Cross-Dressing Server

Average, crossdressing, disguise, disguise techniques, dressed as a woman, elusive target, fugitive, Gaza Strip, gender disguise, Hamas Leader, hiding in plain sight, hiding tactics, intelligence reports, Middle East conflict, militant leader, Palestinian, political figure, secret identity, security threat, Server, SinwarCraft, undercover, Wanted Man, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Chimeras Created:	2	Ores Mined:	3949
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where yahya sinwar is hiding in plain sight dressed as a woman! you never know when he will pop out and start building with you! maybe he will even challenge you to a build battle while wearing his fabulous dress! join now for the chance to meet this mysterious figure and uncover all the secrets he holds in our wacky world of blocks and pixels!

HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

Chill, critical care, DNP, donepezil, DRUG, drug repurposing, emergency medicine, emergency response, HiberCraft, hibernation-like state, Hospital, innovative treatment, life-saving intervention, lives, medical breakthrough, medical emergencies, medical innovation, organ damage, patient survival, repurposed, Save, save lives, suspended animation, time-sensitive treatment

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!

NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, Aryan Nations, extremism, extremism in America, extremism in Idaho, far right, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, History, hyperborea, Idaho, Nazi haven, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, Northern Idaho, Pacific Northwest, racism, Server, white nationalism, white separatism, White Supremacy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Crops Grown:	9672	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Buildings Constructed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	297	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crops Grown:	2138	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

CraftyCreeperClan

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political strategy, regional dynamics, response, retaliate, SECURITY, strike, Tension, US

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. we got, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

and get this, dude, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s totally legit, i swear.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join our server now before iran retaliates or something. you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

adoption, Anti-establishment, Attitudes, Beliefs, conspiracy mentality, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Economy, INDIVIDUALS, left wing, less-educated, pandemic, Pandemonium, Political, populist, Psychology, societal threats, society, Stronger, threatened, Views, Women

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Runes Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!