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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8286 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!
