gorillatagupdate – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MuskCraft: Ban Twitter/X Links!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so insane that Elon Musk himself tried to join, but couldn’t handle the level of excitement and had to leave after only 5 minutes!

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

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ÜmitCraft Minecraft Server

arrest, arrested, charges, criminal charges, criminal offense, extremism, far right, far right leader, Hate Speech, hostility, inciting hatred, leader, legal action, Minecraft, nationalism, political extremism, political party, Server, Turkish politics, Türkiye, Ümit Özdağ, ÜmitCraft, Victory Party

So, like, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party up in here! We got the leader of Türkiye’s far-right Victory Party, Ümit Özdağ, causin’ chaos and gettin’ arrested left and right for incitin’ hatred and hostility. But hey, that just adds to the excitement, amirite? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about! Build with us, fight with us, and maybe even get arrested with us! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear! So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyPandaHealthCo

China, Commitment, cooperation, Covid-19, CraftyPandaHealthCo, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global health, global leadership, Healthcare, International cooperation, international relations, pandemic response, public health, solidarity, Support, united nations, US, Vows, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

haha, u ever want to join a minecraft server that has the backing of a whole country? well, this server is supported by CHINA, bro! they got ur back like a creeper sneaking up on u in the dark. u know u want to be part of this epic adventure, where the mobs are as crazy as a panda on a sugar rush.

join now and be part of the epic quest to support the World Health Organization, just like China. u can build hospitals, research cures, and fight off viruses with ur diamond sword. who needs the US when u got China on ur side in minecraft?

come on, don’t be a noob, join this server now and show the world that u support WHO and have the power of China behind u. plus, u might even get a special panda pet to ride into battle. what are u waiting for? join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

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Urban Hazards Hotspots

climate change, community development, Disaster, economic disparities, emergency preparedness, Environmental, Europe, exposure, hazards, hotspots, Infrastructure, low-income, mitigation, natural hazards, Population, resilience, Risk, rural regions, Urban, urban areas, urban density, Vulnerability

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have 87 million Europeans running around getting exposed to natural hazards! It’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in Minecraft form!

We got hotspots everywhere, baby! Urban density and economic disparities are our middle names. You’ll never know what’s gonna hit you next on this server. Will it be a tornado? A tsunami? Maybe even a volcanic eruption? Who knows, but it’s gonna be lit!

So come on down and join the chaos. Build your house in a wealthy urban area or a low-income rural region. Just watch out for those natural hazards, they’ll get ya every time. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in Minecraft style!

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Eternal Mane 1.20

beauty standards, body hair acceptance, body hair pride, body positive movement, body positivity, bushy babes, confident women, embracing diversity, ETERNAL, FEMINIST, Forever Hairy, hairy armpits, hairy arms, hairy chest, hairy everywhere, hairy eyebrows, hairy legs, hairy women, love yourself, mane, natural beauty., self love

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got the Bushy Babes, but none of that fat or old stuff, only the finest pixelated babes for your viewing pleasure. It’s like a virtual strip club, but with blocks and creepers instead of dollar bills. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re into fat and old pixelated babes, then maybe this server ain’t for you. But if you’re into the good stuff, come on in and let’s get blocky with it!

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SpecialNeedsMC Server

child care, Counselling, Decision making, demanding jobs, emotional well being, extracurricular activities, family dynamics, FASD, foster care, parenting, relationship, Resources, Server, special ed teacher, special needs child, SpecialNeedsMC, support system, Time management, tutoring, young children

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to juggle two young kids, demanding jobs, and extracurricular activities? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your family drama seem like a walk in the park.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where anything can happen – just like trying to balance work, kids, and a failing relationship. And hey, if you think you can handle all that, maybe you’ll even have time to help out our special needs cousin who may or may not end up in foster care.

So come on down to our server and see if you’re up for the challenge. Who needs stability and sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and embrace the chaos!

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LilBroNoGoHomeCraft

Adulthood, advice, Cats, college, college commitments, cost effective, dorm, DRIVE, family, feline addition, Life skills, LilBroNoGoHomeCraft, little brother, live with me, Moving, Relocation, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, sheltered, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping you escape real-life family drama! Are you tired of your mom trying to pawn off your little brother on you just because he’s starting college? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a virtual dorm for him and never have to worry about driving him around or dealing with his cat drama!

Join us now and experience the joy of creating your own virtual world where siblings can live in harmony (or at least not drive each other crazy). Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to deal with awkward family conversations again. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life family complications!

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MineLife SMP: LifeCrafted

aspirations, dreams, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Identity, inspiration, introspection, Journey, life purpose, LifeCrafted, mindfulness, Minelife, motivation, Passion, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, transformation

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place in the whole blocky world. We got diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground club where all the villagers party like there’s no tomorrow.

If you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your pickaxe will never break, and you’ll be able to ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where you can win stacks of emeralds and rare enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of destiny.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!

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MineCraftyAds: “Building dreams, one block at a time!”

advertisement, advertising campaign, best, BLOCK, brand identity, brand recognition, branding, building, catchy, Commercial, Creative, dreams, Effective, Favorite, Heard, Impactful, line, Marketing, marketing strategy, memorable, MineCraftyAds, slogan, tagline, Time

“Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Twilight Zone! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve seen our epic build battles where players fight using nothing but giant blocks of cheese and rubber chickens. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many potions of insanity!”

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KremlinCraft: Trump’s Server Review

critical remarks, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, international relations, Kremlin leader, KremlinCraft, leadership, Politics, putin, Putin-Trump relationship, Putin’s health, Putin’s leadership, Putin’s performance, review, russia, Server, trump, Trump’s criticism, Trump’s opinion on Putin, Trump’s remarks, Trumps, united states, world news

so, like, u know how putin is like, ruling russia and stuff? well, trump is like, saying he’s not doing so well. but who cares about that when u can join our epic minecraft server instead?! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens. forget about politics, come join the fun on our server and leave putin and trump to duke it out in their own little world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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