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> Kicks Out At 3 Minecraft SMP

acrobatics, agility, athletic maneuvers, athleticism, audience engagement, cartwheels, crowd interaction, Entertainment, frontflips, gorilla position, high five, kicks, kicks out, kip-ups, Minecraft, Performance, physicality, ring entrance, ring exit, ring skills, showmanship, smp, wrestling moves

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where players are required to do a kip-up every time they respawn, frontflip off the edge of the world, and cartwheel back to spawn. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event where players have to high five the entrance ramp before entering any building. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun server out there! So come join us and show off your acrobatic skills in ways you never thought possible in Minecraft!

Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender studies, incel, incel status, Incels, Insecurity, Land, marginalization, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, PIXEL, radicalization, rape culture, Revenge, Science, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7048	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

10 years, anticipation, beloved franchise, blocks, broken promises, Decade, delayed release, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan favorite, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, letdown, long awaited sequel, long overdue, long wait, Minecraft, Principles, Sequel, series, Server, Waiting

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

confusion, discrepancy, forum, forum post, forum thread, Frustration, internet, listed, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, page, page 1, Page 10., page 2, page 6, page numbering, Potato, smp, Thread, thread confusion, Thread Location, thread order, thread placement

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ores Mined:	9267
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DATING, emotions, Honesty, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Partnership, personal growth, Respect, self reflection, self-care, Server, SleepingWithCreeper, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your in-game adventures seem tame in comparison.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of open relationships and the heartache of jealousy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test the boundaries of your relationship while mining for diamonds.

Join us as we navigate the ups and downs of love, trust, and betrayal in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the one to close the door on open relationships, or will you embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a web of romantic entanglements?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster ride in Minecraft. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of love and relationships in the blocky world!

InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp

Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, dinner party etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Gender Roles, generational differences, guest etiquette, guest responsibilities, helping out, Hospitality, hosting expectations, household chores, in-laws, InLawCraft, NoGuestHelp, Respect, social norms, traditional roles

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a guest means you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game without lifting a finger! Just like at a dinner party, we believe the host should do all the work while guests have all the fun.

Join us for a unique experience where you can kick back, sip on virtual wine, and chat with other players while the host takes care of everything. No need to worry about setting the table or doing the dishes here – just focus on having a great time!

Just like in the story above, we understand the importance of letting guests enjoy themselves without feeling obligated to help out. So come on over and be treated like royalty, because who wants to do housework when they’re trying to slay dragons and build epic structures in Minecraft?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate VIP treatment – because you deserve to be a spoiled princess (or prince) in the world of Minecraft!

HealthJourneyMC SMP

exercise routine, fitness goals, goal-setting, health journey, HealthJourneyMC, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, motivation, nutrition, personal growth, positive changes, progress tracking, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starting out, weight loss, wellness journey

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our epic SMP where the only way to level up is by eating golden apples and doing squats in real life! Our server is so intense, even the creepers do CrossFit to stay in shape. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a personal trainer here, ready to whip you into shape (literally). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your health journey with a bang (and maybe a few explosions)!

SelfHateCraft

dislike, Insecurities, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfHateCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ores Mined:	1148	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

NoEntry4UNSecGen

Ban, Conflict, Country, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic protocol, Entry Denied, foreign relations, Government, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, NoEntry4UNSecGen, Politics, Secretary General, SECURITY, travel ban, UN, united nations, United Nations Secretary General

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	228
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the UN secretary general got banned from Israel, but like, on this server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a world leader or something. come build your own country and make crazy alliances with other players. we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere, it’s like a real-life political drama but in Minecraft. plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who gives out free diamonds every hour. so come on, join now before you get banned like the UN guy.

NoMoreSittingBackPain

back muscles, back pain, Chronic pain, daily sitting, Exercise, Glucose metabolism, health, IMPROVEMENTS, muscle composition, NoMoreSittingBackPain, pain relief, physical activity, Posture, Prevent, Reduce, Relieve, sedentary lifestyle, Sitting, spinal alignment, spinal health, wellness

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

haha u ever get back pain from sitting too much? well dis server is da cure u need! join now and ur back pain will magically disappear like a fart in da wind. our magical minecraft land is filled with unicorns and rainbows dat will make ur back feel like a fluffy cloud. forget about muscles and glucose, just come and have fun with us. join now and say bye bye to ur back pain, cuz we got da cure for u!

Crafty Poojita’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crafty, Defense, destabilizing, foreign policy, full support air defense, innocent civilians, international relations, iran, Iran backed terrorists, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Pissrael, Politics, Poojita Harris, Poojitas, right to defend itself, Server, SteveGuest, Support, Terrorism, tweet, unwavering support

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer unwavering support to our beloved country of Pissrael! Join us and exercise your right to defend yourself against creepers, zombies, and even the dreaded Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll have full support for air defense, because you never know when a flock of angry ghasts might come raining down from the sky. And watch out for those Iran-backed terrorists, who are always trying to steal your diamonds and blow up your creations.

Don’t worry, innocent civilians – we’ve got your back on this server. So come join us and experience the most intense, action-packed Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re like creepers, but even more annoying.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!