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GoreCraft SMP: No NSFL, Just Fun!

tagging system, porn, trigger warning, user feedback, CONTENT WARNING

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient cows who have taken over the Minecraft world? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a cow named Bessie who has a penchant for building elaborate cow-themed structures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Want to get your hands on a diamond sword? Better start buttering up those llama overlords!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves cows and llamas ruling the world!

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GoreCraft Minecraft Server

Presidency, Al Gore, Server, hanging chads, alternate history

Join our Minecraft server where Al Gore is the supreme ruler and president of the virtual world! Imagine a world where every block is made of sustainable materials and renewable energy powers all the redstone contraptions.

Players will embark on quests to save the environment from evil polluters and deforestation, all while being guided by Al Gore himself who will teach you how to build eco-friendly farms and renewable energy sources.

But beware, there are rumors of an alternate universe where George W. Bush won the election and chaos reigns supreme with creeper explosions and lava floods at every corner. Join our server and help Al Gore save the world from impending doom!

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EnderForge SMP: Where vanilla is just a flavor, not a server setting!

Whitelist, uncharted territories, BUILD, Rewards, Server

Server Name	EnderForge SMP
Description	New Map, New Adventures! EnderForge SMP is back with a brand new map and we’re looking for enthusiastic new players!
Features	Brand New Map: Explore uncharted territories! Community Builds: Collaborate on epic projects! Challenges and Events: Win amazing rewards! Active Community: Friendly and welcoming! Stay Connected: Join our Discord! Creative Freedom: Build, explore, and create!
Server IP	enderforge.joinsmp.nl
How to Join	Apply Now: Add japiedepapie on discord and he will send you an invite link Get Whitelisted: Get approved and start playing! Begin Your Adventure: Dive into Season 2!

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: Add japiedepapie on Discord and he will send you an invite link.

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: Yes, you need to get whitelisted in order to start playing on EnderForge SMP.

Q: What can I expect on the new map?

A: The new map offers uncharted territories to explore, community builds to collaborate on, challenges and events with rewards, and creative freedom to build and create.

Q: How can I stay connected with the community?

A: Join our Discord server to stay connected with other players and get updates on the server.

Q: Are there any specific rules/guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, be sure to familiarize yourself with the server rules and guidelines to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

CrushCraft Minecraft Server

high school, banging, Server, mutt, Cunt

Are you tired of dealing with high school drama and crushes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own world! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can make your crush fall in love with you just by playing on it. Who needs high school drama when you can have virtual love affairs with pixelated characters? Join now and see for yourself!

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TrashyGamerGirls Minecraft Server

shower, personal care, cleanliness, bathing habits, Trash

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in days? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that all players smell like a field of fresh daisies! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to finally play with people who know what soap is. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of shower-loving llamas who will trade you diamonds for shampoo. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the stink behind!

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HubbyHunting Minecraft Server

relationship issues, Server, HubbyHunting, emotional manipulation, Boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us if you’re tired of constantly being interrogated and picking fights with your spouse over the smallest things. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are with creepers and skeletons!

Need a break from the constant questioning and personal remarks about your looks? Join our server and build your own beautiful world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any judgment!

And if you ever feel like you’re the most toxic person ever, don’t worry – on our server, everyone is welcome, no matter how many exes they have or how many bank cards are in their bag.

So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the best spot to build your epic castle!

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SisterlyVetoCraft

late sister, Support, DAUGHTER, husband, decision

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of family feuds, therapy sessions, and name disputes!

Imagine a world where your in-laws are more intense than a creeper explosion and therapy is a requirement for choosing a baby name. On our server, you’ll navigate through the complexities of honoring family members, dealing with childhood trauma, and facing the wrath of angry grandparents.

Forget building castles and mining for diamonds, the real adventure is trying to convince your spouse that naming your child after your childhood nemesis is a bad idea. Will you stand your ground like a strong warrior or cave under pressure like a weak zombie? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more twisted than a jungle maze, join us now! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama and therapy sessions to keep you entertained?

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Skillz4Days

dream skill acquisition, immediate skill mastery, talent acquisition, immediate talent development, quick mastery

Ever dreamed of becoming a master builder without lifting a finger? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have the power to build epic structures with just a snap of your fingers! No more tedious hours of placing blocks, just instant building gratification!

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server and you’ll also have the ability to tame wild creepers and ride them into battle against other players. Who needs a horse when you can ride a explosive green monster into victory?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can fly like a majestic chicken through the skies, dropping eggs of destruction on unsuspecting enemies below. It’s clucking madness, I tell ya!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs skills when you have pure insanity on your side?

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RussianRumble Minecraft Server

Server, Political, CASUALTIES, russians, cover up

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a firework show on steroids? well, lemme tell ya, this server is the bomb dot com. we got more crazy adventures than a squirrel on a sugar rush.

rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. not to mention, there’s a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays poker with endermen.

oh, and get this, the server is so epic that even leaked documents suggest that more russians have been killed in ukraine than previously thought. like, what even is that about? but hey, if you wanna be part of the action and join the most insane minecraft server of all time, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

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CraftyCreeperClan

Military, Conflict, Diplomacy, peace talks, international relations

so, like, imagine this, right? this server, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. it’s like a party in your computer screen, dude.

and get this, the admins on this server are like wizards or something. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. it’s insane, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream down there. you gotta find the secret entrance though, it’s guarded by a llama with laser eyes. no joke.

so, if you wanna join the craziest, most epic minecraft server of all time, come on over. just watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ll blow your mind. literally.

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