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Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ores Mined:	659	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Votes:	8414	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	217
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8796	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!