GooSlimes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banter

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Star Shards Collected:	118
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS that poop rainbows, PIGS that can fly, and CHICKENS that lay golden eggs.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. Legend has it that if you defeat him in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with DIAMOND armor and weapons that shoot EXPLODING sheep. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most EPIC Minecraft community in the world!

IncelCraft: Where even Poobros can’t make excuses!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hopeless white incel can find love! Imagine a world where poobros are dating white girlfriends left and right, leaving our poor incels feeling left out. But fear not, on our server, we have created a special Love Potion that guarantees you will find your dream white girlfriend in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the rare Diamond Ring of Love, rumored to have magical powers that will attract any white girlfriend to you. But beware, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous Creeper-infested caves and battle fierce Ender Dragons to reach your ultimate goal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those poobros that even white incels can find love in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love or Hate

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and play with the one and only Mori Calliope! She’s not just a pretty cool guy, she’s also a master builder who can create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that she once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a stack of dirt.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, creepers that explode into rainbows, and diamonds that rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by Notch himself. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

GTX1070 StruggleCraft: Where even your graphics card can’t handle the fun!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of your GTX1070 struggling to keep up with 1080p medium settings on a 9-year-old game? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server for the most outrageous and insane Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Our server is so intense that your GTX1070 will thank you for the break from the crisis situation it’s been in.

With modern HTML formatting and lolzy descriptions, our server will have you laughing and playing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Battle Royale: Civilizations Clash

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	7173	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can dominate the future of humanity and establish a new super civilization! Forget about gayrope falling apart and globohomo trannie bugeaters, this is where the real action is at.

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and the chance to build your own empire. Who needs real life when you can rule over a virtual world with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly legendary. Join now and show the world what you’re made of!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Buildings Constructed:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Magic Items Found:	3679	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	3419
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a llama on a trampoline! Join us for a journey like no other, where you can build towering castles, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for drama, and battle creepers with the ferocity of a warrior on a sugar rush!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who once stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who spoke in memes. They traded rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond pickaxes for the dankest of jokes. Legend has it, if you find this village, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it, there’s a dungeon guarded by a dragon who hoards emeralds like a magpie on steroids. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery beast and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off… with your pickaxe as your partner!

Crafty Crusaders: For Whosoever Shall Call Upon the Name of Steve

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where calling upon the name of the Lord will save you from creepers and zombies! 🙏🏼

Our server is so LOLZY that God himself gave his only begotten Son just so you can have everlasting life in this pixelated world. And guess what? He plays on our server too! 😱

Join us for EPIC battles against evil mobs, build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures, and maybe even have a chat with God himself while you’re at it. Who knew Minecraft could be so heavenly? 🌟

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join us on this HEAVENLY adventure! 🚀🕊️

AnimeMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii in the Wild West

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of living in the boring real world and want to escape to a place where anime and manga rule supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where every block is a pixelated masterpiece and every character is a cosplay waiting to happen. Our server is filled with anime and manga references, from giant mechas roaming the landscape to magical girls casting spells left and right.

But that’s not all! Our server also has hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned otaku. Can you find the legendary Dragon Balls scattered throughout the world? Will you be able to defeat the final boss and save the kingdom?

Come join us and experience what it was like to be an anime & manga fan in the west during the 90s, but with a modern twist! Don’t miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious moments that await you on our server. See you there!

SummerCraft: Where Even Pixels are Getting their Beach Bodies Ready

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you ready to get your blocky body in shape for summer? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to mine, build, and battle your way to the best virtual beach bod ever! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing squats to get in shape.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret power-ups that will give you super strength and speed. Imagine being able to mine diamonds faster than a speeding bullet or build a castle in seconds flat. It’s like having cheat codes IRL!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for resources. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to the beat of a jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and get your body in shape for summer in the most epic way possible. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped while playing video games?

IndoWifeCraft: Marry for Diamonds!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Insane Indonesian Wife Minecraft Server! Join us for the chance to marry an Indonesian woman in-game and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unicorns that poop out diamonds, zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, and cows that can fly.

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Who needs a real Indonesian wife when you can have one in Minecraft, am I right?