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Lolis Protect Minecraft Server

Anime, bad actors, cute, deities, Effective, Fan Service, FANTASY, GATES, Guardians, hobbies, Lolis, MAGICAL, Manga, Minecraft, Protect, Protectors, Roleplay, Server, shotas, Small, STRONG, Supernatural

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	269	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where lolis are the key to protecting your precious hobbies! These small deities will fend off any bad actors trying to ruin your fun, but here’s the catch – the more fan service you give them, the stronger they become! Sorry shotas, you’re just not as effective in this realm.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a sprinkle of questionable fan service. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on, join us and let the lolis guide you to victory (and maybe a few awkward moments)!

Minecraft SMP: Je Ne Sais Pa La Vie

Minecraft, sais, smp, VIE

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of exploding. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate and you can eat it for a boost of energy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

Acne vs Marriage Minecraft Server

acne, Boundaries, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional exhaustion, emotional impact, emotional outburst, Family issues, Generational conflict, Marriage, marriage problems, Minecraft, parental criticism, parental dynamics, parents, personal boundaries, personal space, relationships, Resentment, self esteem, Server, snappy remarks, teenage angst

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Potions Brewed:	51
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family drama like this poor Minecraft player? Well, come join our server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more pesky parents pointing out your acne, just pure, blocky fun. Plus, if you ever feel the urge to make a snappy remark, just type it in the chat and watch the chaos unfold. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

BroTaxBlocker

BroTaxBlocker, ENTITLEMENT, Estate Planning, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family inheritance, family inheritance dispute, family relationships, favoritism, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial support, Inheritance, inheritance distribution, inheritance rights, property taxes, sibling rivalry, will dispute

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dimension Hops:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, inheritance drama, and GoFundMe campaigns!

Just like Jason trying to get his hands on that sweet inheritance money, you’ll be fighting tooth and nail to claim your spot on our server. Will you be the one left out of the will, or will you come out on top like a true Minecraft champion?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through family feuds and financial struggles. And hey, if you need help with your taxes, just set up a GoFundMe – it worked for Jason, after all!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of inheritance drama like never before. Who needs a boring old will when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCashLand

CraftyCashLand, Happiness Love Health Time Experiences Freedom Security Knowledge Comfort Peace of mind Opportunities Quality Relationships Memories Education Travel Luxury Wellness Fulfillment Success

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Forget about money, the best thing you can get is a spot on our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a mansion made entirely of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true! So if you want to live out your wildest dreams in Minecraft, join our server now and who knows what magical adventures await you!

BelugaSpyCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, Beluga whale, BelugaSpyCraft, covert mission, Endangered species, Espionage, espionage allegations, espionage controversy, espionage scandal, espionage tactics, intelligence operation, marine intelligence, marine life, marine mammal, Minecraft, Russian Spy, Server, Shot, Surveillance, undercover, undercover operation, Whistleblower, wildlife conservation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mines Excavated:	4711

so like, u ever heard of a beluga whale being a spy? well, on our server, we got beluga whales that are legit russian spies. they swim around, gathering intel and stuff. it’s like a whole underwater espionage mission going on. join our server to uncover the secrets of the russian spy beluga whales. plus, they drop cool loot when u defeat them in battle. it’s like a spy thriller but in minecraft. come join the fun and see if u can outsmart these sneaky whales.

PutinHuntersMC

arrest, controversy, criticism, criticizes, current events, Diplomacy, EU, european union, Failing.., Failure, international relations, law enforcement, mongolia, Politics, president, putin, PutinHuntersMC, russia, summit, Visit, world news

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Emeralds Found:	4340
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	4897	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where EU is all like “Mongolia, why u no arrest Putin?” Like, what even is happening in this world? But forget about all that drama, come join our server instead! We have Putin as a secret playable character and you can totally arrest him if you want! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around everywhere. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

AI CHIEF – Cancer Crusher & Gene Genie

advanced algorithms, AI tool, Artificial Intelligence, Cancer, cancer cell detection, chief, computer vision, crusher, data analysis, deep learning, DNA patterns, Gene, Genes, génie, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, Medical research, Precision medicine, predicting patient outcomes, State-of-the-art, Technology, treatment response, tumor origin identification

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Votes:	7670
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Towns Built:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW AI TOOL CALLED CHIEF DAT BEATS ALL DA OTHER AI TOOLS BY 36 PERCENT! DIS TOOL CAN DETECT CANCER CELLS, FIND WHERE DA TUMORS COME FROM, PREDICT HOW PATIENTS GONNA DO, AND SPOT GENES AND DNA STUFF FOR TREATMENT! U AIN’T GONNA FIND DIS KINDA TECH ANYWHERE ELSE, COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET CHIEF BLOW YO MIND!

What is the IP for Joe Knows Minecraft Server?

Joe, Minecraft, nba 2k25, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Joe Knows is a seasoned expert in the field of digital marketing and entrepreneurship. With over a decade of experience, Joe has helped numerous businesses improve their online presence and grow their revenue through strategic marketing campaigns. Known for his innovative ideas and results-driven approach, Joe is dedicated to helping businesses achieve their goals and reach their target audience effectively.

Rustlecraft: Where creepers wear cowboy hats and zombies play banjos!

alliances, banjos, Chunk claiming, Competition, Cowboy, CREEPERS, Destruction, Discord, hats, INCLUSIVE, Low Population, Minecraft, Modded, Play, player freedom, PvP, rp, rules, Rustlecraft, Safe Environment, scientist, Server, social server, Spells, stealing, traffic, wear, wizard, zombies

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crops Grown:	8471
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8059
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Rustlecraft Server Overview

Server IP	64.74.111.46:26408 (All of Fabric 7 – Version 2.4.5)
Description	Rustlecraft is a server that encourages RP and friendly competition. PVP, stealing, and destruction are allowed. Player freedom is prioritized with options for both cozy and dangerous gameplay.
Additional Information	https://discord.gg/XwPwZhDN

FAQs

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Indiscriminate griefing is not allowed. The server aims to maintain a fun and dynamic environment, not one filled with destruction.

Q: Are there specific rules regarding player conduct?

A: Yes, the server strictly enforces rules against harassment, the use of slurs, and hate symbols. An inclusive and safe environment is prioritized.

Q: How long has the server been active and what is the current player traffic?

A: The server has been around for about a month, and the player traffic is relatively low at the moment. Joining now won’t put you behind most players.