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Why Do You Hate It, /g/? Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Community, criticism, discussion, dislike, forum, Frustration, G.., hate, Hate Speech, internet, keyboard warriors, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, ONLINE, opinion, rant, smp, Technology, trolling, why do you hate it

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic rap battles with creepers, and hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon while wearing a tutu made of obsidian.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep at will. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and pure insanity like never before!

Corrupted Pixel Gaming

Australian server, building, Community, Corrupted Pixel Gaming., Discord, Friends, Minecraft, Minigames, Nether, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Verification, welcome channel

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Love Letters Sent:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Animals Bred:	101	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Hey we are an australian server run by friends with a nice little community wanting to grow and make more friends with our minecraft server our survival is nice and basic with a few building things coming and a marginally harder nether so be careful. skyblock and oneblock is on the way along with minigames please do jump in and say hi in our discord if you have a problem verifying just shoot me a message or i check the welcome channel every afternoon so i can fix that

mc.corruptedpixelgaming.com

Trans Women’s Paradise Minecraft Server

acceptance, advocacy, Allyship, Community, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, Gender Identity, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, intersectionality, Kindness, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, Paradise, Respect, Server, social justice, Support, Trans, trans women, Transgender, Womens

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	229
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server where we have rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! But the best part? We have a strict rule to be nice to trans women – because they’re the real MVPs of our server! Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them, they’ll build you a castle one minute and then prank you with a TNT trap the next. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and supporting our fabulous trans women players!

Why Did He Do It Anons? I Ant He Himself Part of Burgeoise Minecraft SMP

actions, Analysis, Anons, Ant, Behavior, Burgeoise, Class, confusion, decision, Do it, himself, interrogation, Minecraft, Motive, Mystery, part, perplexing, Psychology, Questioning, smp, society, speculation, why

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	162
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! We have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship. Will you join their cause or fight against them? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of baby zombies. And if that’s not enough, our resident cat lady has trained her army of felines to steal your precious loot when you least expect it. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!

What are Minecraft servers like MythicHaven ?

Adventure, Cities, Community, crafting recipes, Custom Enchants, Custom Music, Economy, Expansion, FANTASY, Friendly staff, in-game ranks, Jobs, MCMMO, multiplayer, Nations, player interaction, Player Run Economy, pocketgames, PvE, Regular Events, Roleplay, shopping center, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	819410	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6051
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Some similar Minecraft servers to MythicHaven include:

1. TownyAge – A server that also focuses on the Towny gameplay experience, allowing players to claim land, build cities, and create nations. With additional features such as custom plugins and events, TownyAge offers a similar immersive experience to MythicHaven .

2. Empire Minecraft – Known for its unique economy system and player-run towns, Empire Minecraft offers a community-focused gameplay experience similar to MythicHaven . Players can create their own shops, join towns, and participate in events to build a thriving economy.

3. ConquestReforged – This server focuses on building and exploration, with a wide variety of custom plugins and features to enhance the gameplay. Players can create intricate builds, participate in PvP battles, and explore a vast world filled with unique biomes and challenges.

4. DivineWoods – With a focus on community and player interaction, DivineWoods offers a similar Towny experience to MythicHaven . Players can join towns, participate in events, and explore a world filled with custom features and opportunities for adventure.

Whether you’re looking for a server with a strong community focus, immersive gameplay elements, or unique features, these Minecraft servers offer experiences similar to MythicHaven . Dive into a new adventure today and discover all that these servers have to offer.

mcs.mythichaven.net

Astro Middle School

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Minecraft Survival Lifesteal Gameplay Features Community Adventure Multiplayer Creative PVP Economy Plugins Factions Skyblock Minigames Build Roleplay Dungeons Quests Events, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	102	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	200
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

We welcome you on AstroSMP! Our server is based off survival and Lifesteal. We offer you a lot of features and reliable gameplay. We do not have excessive pay-to-win features like other servers out there. Come join us today!

play.astrosmp.fun

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Ancient Weapons, Anime, blocky, Eiichiro Oda, Goal of Imu, Grand Line, imu, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Mystery, new world, one piece, pirate king, red line, Revolutionary Army, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, void century, World Government

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals? Well, look no further because Imu is here to shake things up! Our goal is to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because legend has it that whoever completes this epic task will be granted the power to control all the llamas in the Minecraft world! Join us on this wild llama-filled adventure and become the ultimate llama overlord!

How about: “Hot AI Werewolf Art Minecraft SMP”

adult art, ai art, ai generated art, AI werewolf art, animal art, art, art community., Art inspiration, art request, art techniques, butthole art, digital art, explicit art, fantasy art, furry art, hot, hot art, Minecraft, mythical creatures, NSFW Art, provocative art, smp, supernatural art, werewolf, werewolf art

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no werewolves in sight? Well, look no further because our server is filled with AI werewolves ready to party! Join us for a howling good time as we roam the digital wilderness in search of pixelated prey. But be warned, these werewolves aren’t your average mobs – they’re AI controlled and ready to tear you to shreds (in a family-friendly way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hotbed for AI art enthusiasts looking to push the boundaries of creativity. Want to create your own AI werewolf art with a little extra… flair? Look no further than our server, where butthole art is not only accepted, but encouraged. So grab your pixelated paintbrush and get ready to unleash your inner artiste.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back… those AI werewolves can be sneaky little buggers.

Crafty Nation Minecraft Server

#sustainability, advanced materials, Competition, Country, Crafty, Development, economic growth, Engineering, future trends, global market, Industry, innovation, investment opportunities, Manufacturing, materials science, Minecraft, nanotechnology, nation, production, research, Science, Server, super materials, Technology

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	552152	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of mining for boring old cobblestone and dirt on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground lab where we produce SUPER materials! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we’re talking about glow-in-the-dark obsidian and explosive TNT blocks that shoot confetti instead of blowing stuff up. Join now and become the envy of all your Minecraft friends with our one-of-a-kind super materials!

Meat of Minecraft SMP

Analysis, breakdown, comprehension, core, critical thinking, deep dive, delve, dissect, Essence, examine, Explore, Focus, Grasp, interpret, Investigate, main point, meat, Minecraft, scrutinize., smp, think.., Understanding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Towns Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the neighborhood! And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance-offs for rare loot. And if you manage to survive that, you might just catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is rumored to be the server admin’s mischievous twin brother.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of mayhem, madness, and Minecraft magic! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it.