Goons – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DingCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, dig in, DingCraft, Dining, Eat, Enjoy, feast, Femanons, Food, glowies, Goons, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, morning feast, morning meal, Ready, Server, Tasty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is serving up a breakfast buffet of fun and chaos!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Sword, battle against a horde of evil Pancake Creepers, and build the ultimate breakfast-themed base complete with a giant waffle tower and a bacon strip bridge.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the Great Pancake Flip-Off where players compete to see who can flip the most pancakes in one minute, and the Bacon Eating Contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted bacon crown.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and feast on the most deliciously ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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ZombieGoonSquad

Apocalypse, Cinema, conceptually horrifying, Creatures, fear, Fiction, Goons, Halloween, Horror, Media, Monsters, non-threatening, pop culture, Scary, Supernatural, Thriller, tv shows, Undead, video games, ZombieGoonSquad, zombies

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where zombies are, like, the coolest dudes ever. they wear sunglasses and dance to funky music all day long. instead of brains, they crave pizza and ice cream. it’s a total party up in here, bro!

join our server and witness the epic dance battles between the zombie crews. you can even join in and show off your best moves. but be careful, the zombie king is a fierce dancer and will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

oh, and did we mention the zombie unicorns? yeah, they exist on our server. they prance around with rainbow manes and shoot glitter out of their horns. it’s a magical sight to behold.

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, pizza-loving monsters, and sparkly unicorns. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Belle loves kids edition, booru, censored, conditioned goons, CraftyCats, CREEPERS, desuarchive, fear, Goons, hgoon, hoe scarers, Losers, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, porn-addicted hand-fucker, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Trash, Tread, Virgins, weeby eternal virgins

Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!

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Massive Goon’s Block Party

best yet, BLOCK, buzzworthy, DROPPED, euphemism, funny, Goons, humor, internet culture, Language, Massive, MASSIVE GOON, new, NEW EUPHEMISM, ny post, ONLINE, Party, Slang, slang term, social media, trending, twitter, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and craziness of our server forever!

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CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

America, Candidate, CraftyCampaigns, dream, dream candidate, dream team, election, FANTASY, Future, hopeful, hopefuls, ideal, leadership, long shot, Minecraft, Political, Potential, potential candidates, president, Server, speculation, wish list, Wishful thinking

Imagine a Minecraft server where the President of America is actually a chicken wearing a top hat and monocle! Yes, you heard that right. This server is not your average political simulation, it’s a wild ride of feathers and fancy accessories.

Join us for a chance to witness the most epic debates between the chicken President and a group of talking cows who are running for Vice President. Will they discuss important issues like global warming and healthcare? Nah, they’ll probably argue about who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual White House.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and battle evil zombie politicians who are trying to take over the server. Will you be able to save the day and restore peace to this wacky world?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest presidential campaign you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life politics when you can have chickens in top hats instead? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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PixelCoincidenceCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, Mind Blowing, odd, peculiar, peculiar occurrences, PixelCoincidenceCraft, quirky, Random, Real Life, serendipity, strange, Surprising, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncanny, UNUSUAL

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that you questioned if you were actually living in a Minecraft simulation? Well, get ready for more mind-blowing moments on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest coincidences that will make you question reality itself. From randomly stumbling upon a diamond block while mining to encountering a herd of pink sheep in a desert biome, our server is full of unexpected surprises that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. So why wait? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft!

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BandDramaCraft

ARTISTRY, BandDramaCraft, BELIEF, Breakup, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, Drama, Emotional healing, enjoyment, greatest bands, group therapy, History, legendary bands, Masterpieces, Music, reconciliation, teamwork, Therapy, Unity

join our epic minecraft server where we bring together all the drama queens and kings for the ultimate group therapy session!

imagine a world where the beatles never broke up because they had a safe space to work out their differences while building epic structures in minecraft.

we’ve got griefers turning over a new leaf, pvpers learning to hug it out, and redstone engineers creating mind-blowing contraptions to express their emotions.

come join us and be part of the most dysfunctional yet harmonious community in minecraft history. who needs therapy when you have blocks to place and friendships to build? let’s make some masterpieces together, one pixel at a time.

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ZiazyuMc

24/7 Support, Adventure, Community, Cracked Support, Crates, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Jobs, key, Kit, Levels, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Ranks, Server, virtual, ZiazyuMc

Hey join this server for best experience – crates/key/jobs/ranks/kit – levels – 24/7 support – cracked support

148.113.0.153:30000

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SMRproject Sky&TechnoMagic Minecraft server

banner, description, Draconic Evolution, Forestry, GIF, HiTech, Industrial Craft, Lazy, minecraft server, OWNER, personal account, Server, SKY, SMRproject, technomagic, Thaumcraft

The owner of the server «SMRproject SkyampTechnoMagic» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Slayin’ and Playin’ on SlayerzSMP, where chaos is only semi-organized!

Chaos, crystal pvp, Economy, join now, No Lag, no toxic players, perfect economy, playin, semi anarchy, semiorganized, Server, SlayerzSMP, Slayin, Unique

SlayerzSMP Server Overview

Description	Meet The SlayerzSMP. A Unique Economy Crystal PVP server.
Features	No lag, no toxic players, perfect economy
Join Now	Slayerzsmp.minefort.com
Port	25565 or 19132 if 25565 doesn’t connect

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server lag-free?	Yes, our server has no lag.
Are toxic players allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate toxic behavior.
What makes the economy on this server perfect?	We have carefully balanced the economy to provide a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
How can I join the server?	Simply visit Slayerzsmp.minefort.com and follow the instructions.

BoomerKing Minecraft Server

action-packed, Adrenaline Rush, boomer shooters, BoomerKing, challenge, classic games, Competitive Gaming, Fast-paced, First Person Shooter, Gaming, high score, intense gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, reaction time, Reflexes, retro games, Server, Single player, skill-based, Twitch Gaming, video games

Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to claim your rightful throne as the true KING of boomer shooters? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for all boomer shooter enthusiasts!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prove your dominance in the pixelated realm. Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen, duel with other players in intense PvP battles, and show off your building skills in our insane build competitions.

But beware, for the current king is a ruthless tyrant who will stop at nothing to maintain his reign. Will you challenge his rule and rise to power, or will you cower in fear like the rest of the peasants?

Join our server now and let the battle for boomer shooter supremacy begin! Remember, only the strongest and craziest players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

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StalkerCraft Minecraft Server: Redpill Philosophy!

atmosphere, Barren, existentialism, film analysis, long tail tags, Minecraft, movie review, philosophical themes, philosophy, redpill, Russian cinema, sacrifice, Server, Stalker, StalkerCraft, Story, Symbolism, Tarkovsky, wandering

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in other Minecraft servers, throwing random items and lying down with no purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save you from the boredom! Join us for a wild ride filled with philosophical themes, epic sacrifices, and so much more. Who needs a story when you can create your own crazy adventures with fellow players? Come join us and get redpilled on the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

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FiancéFiascoCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Controlling, Drama, emotional, ENGAGEMENT, FiancéFiascoCraft, friendship, involvement, love, middle man, Misery, Obsession, overreactive, overwhelmed, Proposal, regret, relationship advice, Understanding, wedding planning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where drama is scarce and engagement is non-existent? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and engagement drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Picture this: your best friend is obsessed with getting engaged, to the point where she’s practically stalking her fiancé for a ring. But wait, there’s more! Once they’re engaged, the obsession doesn’t stop there. Your friend is now a wedding planning maniac who won’t let her fiancé have a moment of peace. From tracking his every move on a golf course to demanding he come home immediately, this server is a wild ride of relationship drama that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even become the middle man in this love triangle of epic proportions. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have this level of drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

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SeaBottleBoozeCraft

alcohol, bottles, Caution, contamination, danger, Fishermen, fishing community, hazardous, health, Incident, investigation, News, Poisoning, Safety, sea, SeaBottleBoozeCraft, Sri Lanka, TOXIC, Tragedy, Warning

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can fish for bottles in da sea and drink dem for ultimate power? we got sri lanka fishermen droppin like flies cuz dey cant handle da epicness of our server. join now if u wanna risk ur life for some lit loot and crazy adventures! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

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