Goons – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DingCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, dig in, DingCraft, Dining, Eat, Enjoy, feast, Femanons, Food, glowies, Goons, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, morning feast, morning meal, Ready, Server, Tasty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is serving up a breakfast buffet of fun and chaos!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Sword, battle against a horde of evil Pancake Creepers, and build the ultimate breakfast-themed base complete with a giant waffle tower and a bacon strip bridge.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the Great Pancake Flip-Off where players compete to see who can flip the most pancakes in one minute, and the Bacon Eating Contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted bacon crown.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and feast on the most deliciously ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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ZombieGoonSquad

Apocalypse, Cinema, conceptually horrifying, Creatures, fear, Fiction, Goons, Halloween, Horror, Media, Monsters, non-threatening, pop culture, Scary, Supernatural, Thriller, tv shows, Undead, video games, ZombieGoonSquad, zombies

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where zombies are, like, the coolest dudes ever. they wear sunglasses and dance to funky music all day long. instead of brains, they crave pizza and ice cream. it’s a total party up in here, bro!

join our server and witness the epic dance battles between the zombie crews. you can even join in and show off your best moves. but be careful, the zombie king is a fierce dancer and will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

oh, and did we mention the zombie unicorns? yeah, they exist on our server. they prance around with rainbow manes and shoot glitter out of their horns. it’s a magical sight to behold.

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, pizza-loving monsters, and sparkly unicorns. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Belle loves kids edition, booru, censored, conditioned goons, CraftyCats, CREEPERS, desuarchive, fear, Goons, hgoon, hoe scarers, Losers, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, porn-addicted hand-fucker, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Trash, Tread, Virgins, weeby eternal virgins

Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!

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Massive Goon’s Block Party

best yet, BLOCK, buzzworthy, DROPPED, euphemism, funny, Goons, humor, internet culture, Language, Massive, MASSIVE GOON, new, NEW EUPHEMISM, ny post, ONLINE, Party, Slang, slang term, social media, trending, twitter, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and craziness of our server forever!

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Pixel Goodness: Rare Find

black and white, Character, compassion, complexity, Empathy, Ethics, exception, Find, goodness, Human nature, Integrity, judgment, morality, Perception, perspective, PIXEL, rare, sincerity, societal norms, true goodness, Understanding, VALUES, Virtue

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they were the best at Minecraft. They had all the diamonds, all the enchanted gear, and they thought they were on top of the world. But then, they joined our server.

Suddenly, they were faced with challenges they never even knew existed. Giant chickens that could shoot fireballs, pigs that could fly, and creepers that would break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It was madness, I tell you!

But that’s not even the best part. Our server is home to the rarest of creatures – the morally ambiguous player. You never know what they’re going to do next. One minute they’re helping you build a castle, the next they’re stealing your diamonds and running off into the sunset.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Tipsy Brain Blocks

addiction, alcohol use disorder, alcohol use problems, alcoholism, blocks, Brain, brain imaging, brain structure changes, brain tissue, cognitive function, emotion, emotional distress, healthy men, Men, mental health, mental illness, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, Recovery, Rehabilitation, substance abuse, thinking, tipsy

come join our minecraft server, where we have all the brain tissue you need to build the most epic creations! our players are recovering from alcohol use problems, so you know they’re gonna be wild and crazy builders. plus, who needs brain tissue for thinking and emotion when you can just build cool stuff in minecraft instead? join us for a brainy good time!

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Davidscloud Servers

ADMIN, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, market, Merchants, platform restrictions, Protection, rules, Server, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server:

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment.
Server Version	1.7.10 and staying around for a long time

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How does player protection work on the server?	The server has a grief prevention system where players can claim blocks that cannot be destroyed or built upon by others. The admin team also assists in case of any issues.
What quality-of-life features are available for players?	Players can use a banking system that gives interest for every hour of playtime. There is also a Market set up at the Survival Spawn for trading goods.
Are there multiple worlds available on the server?	Yes, in addition to the traditional Survival world, there is an amplified world and plans for additional worlds like an Event World and a Creative Plot World.
Can Bedrock and Java players play on the server together?	Yes, the server allows cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions, allowing players from both platforms to join.
Where can I get more information or support for the server?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more. Discord link: https://discord.gg/davidscloud

Vanilla (Latest Version) IP:

IP Address	dscgames.net
Port	25565

Bedrock Crossplay Port:

IP Address	dscgames.net
Port	19132

For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/

Mystic Sky Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, attractiveness, beauty, dykesexual, emotional connection, Girls, Heart, hot, Identity, Isles, left, Lesbian, LGBTQ, love, mystic, personal preference, Preference, queer, right, Sexuality, SKY, Understanding, Women

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like, the hottest girls on the left but in Minecraft form. Like, you think the right side is more attractive but nah, the left side is where it’s at, bro. Join this server and experience the left side of Minecraft like never before. It’s like, a whole new level of hotness, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just like how I don’t regret finding the left side hotter, bro. Just do it, bro. Just do it.

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PassportPals Minecraft Server

African American, Angry, asthma, christmas gift, DAUGHTER, Depressed, DISRESPECTFUL, food bill, grandkids, light bill, loft style, Minecraft, mixed race, mold problem, move out, narcissistic tendencies, PassportPals, Passports, racial insults, Rude, Server, temporary, townhome, White

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic family members ruining the vibe!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of disrespectful daughters, moldy houses, and racial insults. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and not worry about anyone stomping around and pouting like a child.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t tolerate any hate towards white people or any other race. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, one block at a time.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled family members and just want to relax and have fun, join our server today! Who needs passports when you can travel to endless virtual worlds right from your computer screen? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – without any drama!

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CraftyConceptionMC

acceptance, Apology, Communication, Conception, CraftyConceptionMC, cultural norms, culture, family, family dynamics, Family Values, fertility, IVF baby, love, misunderstanding, parenting, pride, privacy, reproductive technology, Support

Are you tired of boring family vacations where your uncle just can’t take a joke? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We welcome all IVF babies and their “seed siblings” with open arms. Our community takes pride in extreme lengths to bring new players into the world – just like your parents did for you! No need to apologize for being a unique creation, here you can be yourself and share your story without judgment. Plus, we have a special VIP section for players with outrageous family dynamics. So come join us and let’s build a world where being an IVF baby is celebrated, not shamed!

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GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, negotiations, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, Senior official, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures? well, this server is the bomb diggity, just like Trump’s plans for Gaza according to some senior Hamas dude. but forget about that drama, let’s talk about why you should join this server, yo.

first off, our server has, like, unicorns and flying pigs everywhere. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling evil flying pigs, how cool is that? not to mention, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there’s a giant chicken guarding it. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? you can build a house out of chocolate and live happily ever after. but watch out for the evil gingerbread men, they’re always up to no good.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than Trump’s plans for Gaza.

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ShadowFleetRaiders

Black sea, crackdown, Europe, european union, illegal, illicit activities, International, investigation, law enforcement, Maritime, Politico, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, seizures, shadow fleet, ShadowFleetRaiders, Ships, SMUGGLING, Vessels

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE WE’LL SEIZE YOUR SHIPS LIKE EUROPE WANTS TO SEIZE RUSSIA’S SHADOW FLEET! YOU DON’T WANT TO END UP LIKE A SHIP WITHOUT A SAIL, DO YA? COME JOIN US FOR EPIC ADVENTURES AND BUILDING MADNESS! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU JUMP OUT OF YOUR SKIN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR SHIPS TAKEN AWAY BY EUROPE, THAT IS. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

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Shroomy Come Up Down Server

Altered States of Consciousness, cognitive enhancement, come down, come up, Emotional healing, hallucinogenic substances, mental health research., Mental well-being, Mind-altering drugs, psychedelic experiences, psychedelic journey, psychedelic mushrooms, psychedelic research, psychedelic therapy, psychedelic therapy sessions, psychoactive effects, psychological effects, qualitative analysis, Server, Shroomy, spiritual awakening, therapeutic potential

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension, man. the colors are so vibrant, it’s like you’re on a psychedelic mushroom trip without actually taking any shrooms.

the come-up is wild, dude. you start off in this crazy world where everything is all trippy and surreal. you’ll be building your little minecraft house and suddenly the blocks start dancing around you, man. it’s like a party in your brain, but in minecraft form.

and then the come-down, oh boy. it’s like coming back to reality after a wild night out. you’ll be wandering around this server, feeling all introspective and deep. you’ll start questioning the meaning of life and the universe, all while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will take you on a journey through your own mind, man, then this is the place for you. come join us and let’s get weird together. peace out, fellow minecrafters.

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Eternal Echoes 1.20.5

1.20.5, comedy, Comedy clips, digital humor, Echoes, Entertainment, ETERNAL, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious videos, humor, humor videos, internet culture, internet humor, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, online humor, social media, trending humor., viral videos, ylyl

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your life away? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world where you can unleash your creativity and let your imagination run wild.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and challenges that will test your skills like never before.

So why wait? Join now and become part of our wacky community where the only limit is your own insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good time!

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