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DingCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, morning feast, feast, Meal, glowies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is serving up a breakfast buffet of fun and chaos!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Sword, battle against a horde of evil Pancake Creepers, and build the ultimate breakfast-themed base complete with a giant waffle tower and a bacon strip bridge.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the Great Pancake Flip-Off where players compete to see who can flip the most pancakes in one minute, and the Bacon Eating Contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted bacon crown.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and feast on the most deliciously ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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ZombieGoonSquad

zombies, Thriller, non-threatening, Halloween, Goons

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where zombies are, like, the coolest dudes ever. they wear sunglasses and dance to funky music all day long. instead of brains, they crave pizza and ice cream. it’s a total party up in here, bro!

join our server and witness the epic dance battles between the zombie crews. you can even join in and show off your best moves. but be careful, the zombie king is a fierce dancer and will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

oh, and did we mention the zombie unicorns? yeah, they exist on our server. they prance around with rainbow manes and shoot glitter out of their horns. it’s a magical sight to behold.

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, pizza-loving monsters, and sparkly unicorns. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Losers, porn-addicted hand-fucker, desuarchive, hoe scarers, pfg

Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!

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Massive Goon’s Block Party

viral, BLOCK, DROPPED, Massive, ny post

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and craziness of our server forever!

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SideProfileCraft: Where Your Minecraft Avatar’s Side Profile Matters!

face, Minecraft, matters.., self-image, social media

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER where you can ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with creepers that drop nothing but enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE and show off your side profile like never before!

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Pixelated Pals Playtime

YT livestream guidelines, Car selection, bop, Liveries, Templates

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you have to mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on this server, threads race each other on the track! That’s right, you don’t even have to play yourself because all cars will be controlled by AI. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We have insane car selection and livery rules that will keep you on your toes. Only a car can be selected twice, there must be a minimum of 5 retro cars on every roster, and liveries must abide by YT livestream guidelines. Plus, teams have “tokens” to change up their livery, but be careful because too many changes will result in point deductions!

And the racing? Oh, it’s intense! Cars are balanced for competitiveness, there’s a qualifying section to determine the fastest runners, and the main race is set to 20 to 25 minute sprints. It’s a thrill ride you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server where the racing is wild, the rules are wacky, and the fun never stops. Sign up now and get ready to experience the most hilarious and exciting Minecraft server of all time!

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Tea Time Skaters Minecraft Server

Peaceful, urban lifestyle, cup of tea, leisure activity, caffeine boost

Are you tired of sipping tea and skating in Berlin alone at 6 am? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and leave those lonely Berlin streets behind!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. They soared through the pixelated skies, spreading joy and glitter wherever they went. And that player… was YOU!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of GIANT CHICKENS as they race through the enchanted forests. You can build a castle made entirely of RAINBOWS and UNICORN FARTS. You can even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

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PharaohCraft: Where Sand Meets Pixels!

construction, Traditional, PharaohCraft, Modernization, pixels

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we are currently in the process of building a new capital city! Join us and become a part of our international community as we expand our empire and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also find your very own trad muslima girl if you’re lucky! Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect place to find love?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, romance, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

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CraftyShipmates – Sail the LOL Seas #6324

SEAS, Muse Event, PR Research Data, Guild Spreadsheet, azur lane

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the Abyssal Refrain is ongoing and cookies are given to Mew! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a vampire went on a cruise mission and discovered the ultimate META. But that’s not all, there’s also an Inazuma maid skin waiting for you with the Cruise Pass!

But wait, there’s more! Coming up next is the Muse Event livestream where you can witness the most amazing performances. And don’t forget about Chapayev’s ASMR session, it’s going to be mind-blowing. Plus, the Sakura Empire event is just around the corner, so get ready for some serious action.

And if you’re still not convinced, just remember to bind your account or risk losing it forever when the game updates. Oh, and by the way, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even bother looking for it.

But hey, before you ask any questions, check out our FAQ for all the answers you need. And if you’re looking for resources, we’ve got everything from ship tier lists to PvP guides. We’ve even got an Augment Guide that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CheerfulCraft: Where suicidal mobs need your support to survive!

Community, mobs, Mental Wellness, suicide awareness, Emotional support

Looking for a Minecraft server that will literally save lives? Look no further! Join our server where we have a player who is so bad at the game, he’s on the verge of live streaming his epic fails and killing himself in-game. But fear not, brave adventurer! By joining our server, you can help cheer him up and prevent this tragedy from happening. Watch the chaos unfold as we try to keep this player from making the ultimate respawn mistake. Join now and be a hero in the world of Minecraft! 🦸‍♂️🎮

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