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  • Bored Attention Superpower

    Bored Attention Superpower
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 9564
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Towns Built: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

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    Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

    We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

    So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

    Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 8981
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

    Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 3002
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Mines Excavated: 4521
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 28

    New Minecraft ServersRDC Live is a dynamic media production company specializing in creating engaging and interactive live events. With a passion for storytelling and cutting-edge technology, RDC Live delivers high-quality content that entertains, informs, and inspires audiences around the world. Their innovative approach to live production sets them apart as leaders in the industry, consistently pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the world of live media.

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  • ❤️nderland❤️ Anarchy 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨ server minecraft

    ❤️nderland❤️ Anarchy 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨ server minecraft
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 2215
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

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    The best server in anarchy!

    IP: mc.enderland.fun

    Date of opening: 12/27/24 at 18:00 Moscow time

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  • Shattered Infinity SMP

    Shattered Infinity SMP
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 4297
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Magic Items Found: 6929 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

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    Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

    Server Type Modded Minecraft
    Theme Medieval-themed server
    Features

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join Shattered Infinity SMP?

    Apply now to get whitelisted and start your journey! https://discord.gg/mgMMdct6RR

    What is the gameplay like on the server?

    The server offers a Hunters vs. Vampires experience where players can choose to be either a vampire or a hunter, each with unique abilities and goals.

    Are there special features for players to enjoy?

    Yes, the server has features like terrifying nights, immersive magic systems, the ability to join or lead kingdoms, and modded exploration in a custom world.

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  • Mystic Isles 1.20.6

    Mystic Isles 1.20.6
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 1256
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Dimension Hops: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, do you like exploring vast landscapes and building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can unleash your creativity and build the most insane creations you can think of. And get this, there are no limits to what you can do!

    But wait, there’s more! This server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, you get to play with blocks and mobs.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on this server, you can ride around on flying pigs and battle evil zombies with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat, because things are about to get weird.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedstoneRageCraft

    RedstoneRageCraft
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 9716
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Secret Passages Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with mood swings and demands during that time of the month? Join our Minecraft server and escape the period drama! Our virtual world is a period-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without the emotional rollercoaster.

    Forget about getting asked for nudes or receiving one-word responses like “K” – on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying is “LOL” as you embark on hilarious adventures with your fellow players. Say goodbye to period-induced brattiness and hello to a fun and carefree gaming experience.

    Join now and leave the period drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing that’s monthly is the server reset!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 90sNostalgiaCraft

    90sNostalgiaCraft
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 8029
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Dimension Hops: 13
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

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    If you could bring back one thing from the 90’s, it would definitely be our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons to join us:

    – Our server is like a time machine that transports you back to the 90’s, where the fashion was questionable and the music was lit! – We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the nostalgic goodies from the 90’s – Tamagotchis, slap bracelets, and even pogs! – Our staff members all have 90’s alter egos, from Spice Girls wannabes to grunge rockers. You never know who you’ll be chatting with! – We host weekly dance parties where we bust out the Macarena and the Running Man. It’s like a virtual 90’s rave, but without the questionable substances. – And finally, rumor has it that if you find the hidden time capsule on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ghost of Kurt Cobain himself. How’s that for a blast from the past?

    So come join us on our 90’s-themed Minecraft server and relive the glory days in pixelated style!

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  • GazaCraft: No Trump Allowed!

    GazaCraft: No Trump Allowed!
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 6473
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2103 Farms Harvested: 565
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

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    so, like, u know how trump is always doin’ crazy stuff, right? well, this time he’s talkin’ bout resettlin’ peeps in gaza! like, wtf dude? that’s not cool at all. but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and diamonds rainin’ from the sky! it’s a wild ride, man. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. so come on over and join the fun, cuz trump’s plans are just unacceptable, but our server is totally awesome!

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  • Rice Scientists’ Particle Party

    Rice Scientists’ Particle Party
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 3028
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 2738
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 219 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8199

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    so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got scientists who are like, super smart and stuff. they talk about particles that are not even bosons or fermions, like what even are those? but they make it sound so cool and interesting, you’ll be like, “wow, i gotta join this server to learn more about these crazy particles!” plus, they might even teach you how to build a particle accelerator in minecraft, like whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. so come join us and let’s get our science on, it’s gonna be a blast!

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