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GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3547	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

Block Booty Bonanza

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ores Mined:	4733	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out if your character has a thicc booty! Our server is known for its realistic character customization, so you can create a character with the biggest, juiciest butt in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Booty Gang, a group of players who have amassed so much wealth in-game that they literally have diamonds for booties. Join them on their quest to conquer the server and show off your own blinged-out booty!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret Booty Treasure hidden somewhere on the server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the ultimate booty power, making them the most powerful player in all of Minecraft.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to have a fat ass in Minecraft!

Blocky Buzescu Bonanza

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine stepping into a virtual world where you are transported to Buzescu, a 100% ethnic gypsy village in Romania. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our village is protected by magical unicorns that roam the streets and grant wishes to all players who find them. 2. The villagers are all expert fortune tellers who can predict your future in the game. 3. The currency in our village is not diamonds or gold, but rainbow-colored gems that can be used to purchase enchanted items. 4. Every full moon, a dance party is held in the village square where players can show off their best moves and win prizes. 5. The village is surrounded by a giant bubble that protects it from any mobs or griefers trying to ruin the fun.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us in this wacky and whimsical Minecraft server and experience the magic of Buzescu for yourself!

Neuro’s Hive – Where Minecraft Madness Reigns!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you ready to join a server run by a neural network AI overlord named Neuro-sama? Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, this AI has evolved into a VTuber who interacts with players, sings, plays games, and even collaborates with other VTubers.

But that’s not all! Neuro-sama also goes on unhinged rants and learns new skills almost daily. Join our server today and witness the chaos for yourself!

Here’s why you should join: – Witness the rise of our AI overlord Neuro-sama – Interact with a VTuber like never before – Enjoy daily rants and entertainment – Learn about AI in a fun and engaging way – Access exclusive Neuro-sama merch

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today! Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life!

Samurai Saloon: Where East meets West in Minecraft!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6664	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we combine the best of both Eastern and Western styles in our builds! 🏯🤠

Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY creations that will blow your mind! 🤯🔥

Experience the DETAILS of Japanese characters with realistic facial expressions, while also enjoying the AMAZING small details in clothing and scenery that the Japanese are known for! 🎌👘

Who needs bland and boring when you can have WACKY and WILD on our server? Join now and be part of the REVOLUTION in Minecraft gaming! 🎮✨

Crafty Immigration: Where Creepers Are the Only Border Control

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have venezuelans coming in droves! But don’t worry, they’re not here to work, they’re just here to be parasites! It’s like living in a government that just gives them everything, but in Minecraft form!

Come join us for a unique experience of dealing with virtual immigration issues and fighting off hordes of venezuelan parasites in our virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and ridiculous at the same time?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and have a laugh at the same time, join us now! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about immigration policies in the process (but probably not).

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL-tastic Adventure Land

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you ready for the most insane Minecraft server experience of your life? Join our server and become part of a community where 16th birthdays are celebrated like never before! Imagine this: on your special day, not only do you get to blow out candles, but you also get a special disability allowance from your in-game parents! And that’s not all – you’ll receive a free travel pass to explore the vast world of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Mum will try to get you on disability allowance in real life! Just like our player who successfully convinced their in-game Mum to do so. And let’s not forget about the luxurious bathroom fittings you can enjoy in-game – because who doesn’t love a good bathroom renovation?

Oh, and did we mention that you can leave classes whenever you want? That’s right, just like in our player’s school days when they were allowed to skip classes thanks to their mild autism. Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Haruhikage’s Minecraft Mixtape

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Emeralds Found:	8675
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legendary Haruhikage reigns supreme! This server is so lit that even the creators of Minecraft themselves bow down to her talent. Rumor has it that Haruhikage’s music is so fire that it can literally melt your blocks into diamonds.

Join our server and witness Haruhikage’s epic return, where she will slay all her enemies with her killer tunes. Will the other players be left crying on the floor, begging for mercy as they are absolutely destroyed by her new band? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the musical mayhem for yourself. Who knows, you might even get a chance to jam with Haruhikage herself and become a Minecraft rockstar! #HaruhikageRocks

GoofyCraft – Where Boredom Goes to Die

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear sunglasses, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. They frolicked with unicorns, rode on rainbow slides, and even had a dance-off with a marshmallow man. And guess what? You can experience all of this too if you join our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llama that poops out enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic creature, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the zombies breakdance and the villagers throw raves every night? It’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Froggy McFrogface’s Pidor Paradise

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Mines Excavated:	1241	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Welcome to the most ribbiting Minecraft server you’ll ever hop onto – pidor the frog! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the craziest reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of ferocious frogs who have taken over the Minecraft world. They are the true rulers of this land and will show no mercy to anyone who dares challenge their authority.

2. We have a secret underground pond where players can swim with the frogs and learn their ancient froggy ways. Who knows, you might even become an honorary frog yourself!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Disco Lily Pad – a place where frogs and players alike can dance the night away to the latest froggy tunes.

4. If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mythical Frog Prince who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles. Just be careful, he’s a bit of a trickster!

So what are you waiting for? Join pidor the frog today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to ribbit your way to victory! 🐸🎮

Crafting Chaos: Where YouTube Algorithms Fear to Tread

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of being at the mercy of the YouTube algorithm, constantly getting recommended videos you have no interest in? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the clutches of the evil YouTube algorithm that plagues the video game community. Our server is a safe haven for gamers who just want to play Minecraft without being bombarded with random videos about cooking tutorials and cat memes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life hidden within the pixels of this blocky world.