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KyivCraft Assassins

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Star Shards Collected:	183	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a kazakh opposition journalist in kyiv! our server is so lit, it’s like surviving an assassination attempt every time you log on!

we have crazy pvp battles that will make you feel like you’re dodging bullets in ukraine. build your own base and protect it like your life depends on it (spoiler alert: it does).

join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a political scandal. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement on our server?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of survival like never before. just watch out for any suspicious characters lurking around spawn…

GoldGeeseFusion

Alchemy, animal, creativity, equivalent mass, fantastical, fantasy creature, golden eggs, golden goose, GoldGeeseFusion, Gut, hypothetical, imagination, IMPOSSIBLE, legend, MAGICAL, mass of gold, mythical creature, nuclear fission, nuclear fusion, science fiction, storytelling

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

join our epic minecraft server where golden geese roam free and lay golden eggs for all to enjoy! our geese have been genetically modified to eat gold and produce the most valuable eggs in the land.

but wait, there’s more! our geese have also been trained in the ways of nuclear fusion and fission, creating a spectacle of lights and explosions as they lay their eggs. it’s like a fireworks show every time!

come join us for the most unique minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs diamonds when you have golden eggs from our magical geese? come see for yourself and join the fun today!

EcoCraft: Heart Health Boost!

Blacks, blue space, Boost, cardiovascular disease, community health, coronary artery calcification, disparities, EcoCraft, economically deprived neighborhoods, environmental factors, exposure, health, health benefits, Heart, heart health, middle age, Nature, outdoor spaces, Preventive medicine., public health, urban environment, urban green space, water space, wellbeing

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the water is bluer than your grandma’s wig! We got so much green space and blue water, you’ll feel like you’re living in a fancy gated community!

And get this, fam – being on our server can lower your chances of getting some fancy heart disease stuff by up to 35%! That’s right, no more worrying about clogged arteries or whatever, just chillin’ in our virtual paradise.

Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!

So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!

FitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mines Excavated:	4236

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your gaming muscles and show off your mad skills? Then come join our server, where we pump iron and mine diamonds at the same time! Our server is so fit, even the creepers are shredded. Plus, our PvP arena is like a virtual CrossFit workout – except instead of burpees, you’re dodging fireballs. So ditch the boring servers and come join us for the ultimate workout for your thumbs. Who needs the gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

CraftyPhase Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, CraftyPhase, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect LinksOfficial, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	76
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	184	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! We’ve got more characters than a Villager trading post, with personalities as diverse as a Nether biome. From Lia the lava lover to Dizzy the diamond digger, there’s someone for everyone on this server.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more drama than a stack of TNT. Whether you’re a redstone genius or a block-placing pro, this server is the place to be. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on the craziest Minecraft server around!

CousinDrownDrama

almost drowned, anger, Apology, Breath, children, children’s section, Confrontation, cousin, CousinDrownDrama, deep pool, drowning, family, forgiveness, ignoring, Incident, lifeguard, mad, passing out, safety vest, swimming, Water

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Farms Harvested:	243

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy experience like no other! Just like the time I (14F) was swimming in a pool with my cousin (9F) who tried to drown me for no reason at all! But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where drowning is not allowed (unless it’s in diamonds, of course).

We have a children’s section in our server, just like the pool, but don’t be fooled – things can get deep real quick. And if you ever find yourself in trouble, our non-lifeguard lady will swoop in to save the day, just like in real life (minus the drowning part).

So come join us and let out all your frustrations by building epic structures and battling it out with other players. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be drowning in is fun! (No cousins allowed, though)

PixelLove Minecraft Server

appreciation, Caring, cherished, forever grateful., Gesture, Heartwarming, Kindness, love, loving, memorable, Minecraft, partner, PixelLove, relationship, Romantic, Server, Significant Other, so, special moment, Surprise, SWEET, thoughtful act, thoughtful gesture, unforgettable

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	145
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Alien Abductions:	3

Remember that time your significant other built you a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, that kind of epic gesture is just another Tuesday. Join us and experience a world where your wildest Minecraft dreams come true, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), and where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. So why settle for a boring old dinner date when you could be building a roller coaster through the Nether with your boo? Join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

PixelZooFun

amazing creatures, Animal Behavior, Animal encounters, animal kingdom, encounter, Exotic animals, fascinating animal, favorite animals, interesting wildlife, memorable moments, Nature, PixelZooFun, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife encounters, wildlife photography, wildlife sightings

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3929
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Have you ever come face to face with a creeper riding a pig? Or maybe you’ve seen a chicken with a diamond sword ready to battle it out with a zombie? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll encounter all sorts of wacky and wild creatures that will keep you on your toes! Join us for a chance to witness the craziest animal encounters you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a pack of llamas throwing a party in a dungeon! So come on over and experience the ultimate animal adventure in Minecraft like never before!

BreathCraft: Lose Weight Edition

biology, body composition, BreathCraft, Breathing, calorie burning, carbon dioxide, diet, Edition, Exercise, fat loss, FITNESS, health, LOSE, metabolic rate, metabolism, nutrition, oxygen, physical activity, Respiration, Science, weight, weight control, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
New Chunks Explored:	350855	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we make u lose weight just by breathing!! no need for diets or exercise, just log on and start breathing in that sweet O2 and breathing out that CO2. we guarantee u will be shedding pounds in no time, all thanks to our magical server. join now and watch the weight melt away as u play and build in our crazy world. who needs the gym when u have our server?? join us now and start slimming down just by playing minecraft. it’s like a weight loss program, but way more fun and way less effort. so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and start losing weight with every breath u take!

TelomeraseTakedown

abnormal blood vessel growth, age-related eye conditions, age-related macular degeneration, alternative treatment option, AMD therapy, eye disease treatment, eye health, macular degeneration research, medical breakthrough, mice study, ocular health, ophthalmology, retina treatment, retinal degeneration, retinal diseases, retinal vascularization, telomerase enzyme, telomerase inhibition, TelomeraseTakedown, vision loss prevention, wet AMD

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8503
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BAM! you’re in this crazy world where mice are doin’ science experiments and stuff. but get this, the mice are tryin’ to find a cure for age-related macular degeneration by blockin’ this enzyme called telomerase. like, what even is that?

but here’s the kicker: they’re not just blockin’ the enzyme in the mice, they’re blockin’ it in the minecraft world too! so now, all the players gotta navigate through this wild world where the only way to survive is by stoppin’ abnormal blood vessel growth in the retina.

if that ain’t a reason to join this server, i don’t know what is! come join us and be a part of this insane adventure where mice are the scientists and telomerase is the enemy. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!