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GoonerCraft: Gooners Unite!

Adrenaline, Arsenal, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Fandom, football, Girls, gooner, gooner fuel, GoonerCraft, gooners, gooners assemble, love, OC, Passion, Soccer, sports, Support, TEAM, unite, Victory, weak captions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	4347	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where all the gooners gather to post the captions that make them weak! We even offer bonus points for using original content or using pictures of girls you know as gooner fuel for captions. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate gooner master on our server!

Vanilla Survival – Where chaos meets crystal-clear rules and some not-so-pure PvP action! 🍦💥

action, Axes, bedrock, Bows, Chaos, Community, creativity, crossplay, crystalclear, hacked clients, meets, Minecraft, Monuments, notsopure, PvP, rules, smp, Survival, sword, Teleport, tnt duplication, Trading, tree farms, USA East, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Brief Overview

sVanilla Survival provides players with the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft. The server focuses on a semi-vanilla gameplay with a few quality of life additions, large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

FAQ

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

sVanilla Survival offers a unique gameplay experience that focuses on player freedom, melee-based PvP, quality of life enhancements, bartering economy, boundless exploration, permanent map, and enables TNT duplication for advanced building capabilities.

What kind of PvP does the server have?

The server disables crystal PvP in favor of swords, axes, and bows. This promotes a more traditional and skill-based melee PvP experience.

Are there any land claims on the server?

No, there are no land claims on sVanilla Survival. Players are free to explore the map and lay claim to any area they wish without restrictions.

Is the map permanent?

Yes, the map on sVanilla Survival is permanent and will never reset. This allows players to create lasting monuments and structures that will stand the test of time.

Are there any economy plugins on the server?

No, the server’s economy is based on player-to-player trading. This encourages interaction and cooperation among players for resource exchange.

Are quality of life commands available on the server?

Yes, the server offers teleport, ignore, and sethome commands for player convenience. These commands aim to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic survival experience.

CraftyFDR’sD-DayNaziPaganJune Minecraft Server

AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, CraftyFDRsDDayNaziPaganJune, d-day, DEI initiatives, Diversity, equity, FDR, History, inclusion, INTERNSHIP, Issues, Judge Borrello, june, leadership, lessons, LGBTQ, manipulations., Minecraft, national sentiment, Nazi Paganism, Occultism, polarization, pride month, roosevelt, Server, socio-political landscape

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Dimension Hops:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement and intrigue? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with historical echoes, presidential quests, and lessons from the past that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Biden as Roosevelt, leading the charge on a mission to find a leader who can match the vision and impact of the 32nd president. But wait, there’s more! Pride Month 2024 is here, and things are getting spicy with a noticeable damper and a shift in national sentiment toward LGBTQ+ issues. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And if that wasn’t enough to pique your interest, our AI Goddess interned with Judge Borrello and uncovered some juicy secrets that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and history!

LiechtensteinLoser Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, EMBARRASSMENT, Fails, Failure, football, Frustration, Game, Humiliation, International, KWAB, Liechtenstein, LiechtensteinLoser, match, Minecraft, opposition, Score, Server, sports, Struggle, underperformance

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5992	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of failing to score against Liechtenstein in your Minecraft games? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the weakest players can dominate the field! Join us and experience the thrill of finally scoring against Liechtenstein, and who knows, you might even become their new star player! So come on, join us and show those Liechtensteiners who’s boss on the virtual soccer field!

BroBroBucks Minecraft Server

abusive spouses, BroBroBucks, Divorce, emergency expenses, emergency fund, family, family dynamics, financial help, Financial Planning, Generosity, Inheritance, Inheritance Planning, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal finances, savings, Server, sibling support, Siblings, Tough Decisions, UNFAIR, unfair treatment, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Farms Harvested:	286	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you any perks or rewards for playing? Well, look no further! Join our server where we give out savings accounts with 14k in them to all your siblings, except for that one brother who didn’t get a divorce.

Imagine the chaos and drama that ensues when your siblings find out about the secret savings accounts and start demanding their share. Will they be grateful or will they accuse you of expecting them to divorce? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the thrill of family financial turmoil in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer insane family drama, but we also have lucky casino trips and scratch offs to keep the excitement going. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the wealthiest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

NoGifts4YouJerk

affordability, celebration, champagne, Communication, compromise, dream wedding, expensive taste, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, finances, financial boundaries, hobby, luxury, Marriage, NoGifts4YouJerk, reception, relationship, special occasion, wedding gift, wedding planning, wine

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers are now stand-up comedians! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. Who wouldn’t want a rainbow fireball-shooting dragon as a companion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary $26,000 champagne bottle quest. That’s right, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find the elusive champagne bottle and present it to the king of the server. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret telling bad jokes). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

ResortRuckus Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, bizarre experiences, customer interactions, customer service, employee perspectives, guest behavior, hospitality industry, hospitality work, Hotel (Industry), hotel staff, memorable moments, Minecraft, resort life, resort work, ResortRuckus, Server, Shocking incidents, staff stories, strange encounters, strange occurrences, unexpected events, unusual situations, vacation destinations

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	158	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a luxury resort for your virtual adventures!

Join us and witness the most insane and hilarious things you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From villagers throwing wild pool parties to creepers trying to learn how to salsa dance, our server is a non-stop party that you won’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground spa where the Ender Dragon goes to relax after a long day of terrorizing players. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most fucked-up things you’ll ever see in the world of Minecraft!

CupcakeCrafters

Community, cupcake decorations, cupcake flavors, cupcake toppings, CupcakeCrafters, cupcakes, dessert, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, internet culture, Manners, NSFW, online behavior, online discussions., reddit, sharing food, social media, social norms, virtual interactions

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where we eat cupcakes like true champions! Our players have mastered the art of cupcake consumption, using only their minds and sheer willpower. Rumor has it, if you can eat a cupcake in under 10 seconds, you unlock special powers in-game. So come join us and show off your cupcake-eating skills – just don’t forget to wipe the frosting off your face before battling creepers!

Putin’s Defenseless Minecraft Server

aggression, assertive, authoritarianism, CONFIDENT, defenceless, Defenseless, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, nato, Politics, power, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strongman, threat, Warning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CONFIDENT PUTIN as our main boss battle!! he’s out here warning europe that they’re ‘defenceless’ but don’t worry cuz we got your back with our epic pvp battles and crazy challenges!! watch out for putin’s secret weapon – a giant bear riding a tank!! only the bravest players can defeat him and claim the title of ultimate warrior!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and show putin who’s boss in this wild and wacky minecraft adventure!!

GenderBenderCraft

activism, agency.., anti-gender violence, argentina, discrimination, far right, feminism, gender equality, gender-based violence, GenderBenderCraft, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, Politics, president, protest, Shutdown, social justice, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

OMG u guys, so like, this server is so lit that even Argentina’s far-right president is like, “Nah, I can’t handle this level of awesomeness!” He’s trying to shut us down because he knows we’re too powerful with our anti-gender violence agency. But don’t worry, we’re still here kicking butt and taking names in Minecraft!

Join this server if you want to be part of a revolution against gender violence in the virtual world. We’re like the Avengers, but in block form. We fight for justice, equality, and epic loot! Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll be sweating like a creeper in a desert biome.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. Let’s show that far-right president who’s boss and have a blast doing it. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but friends who fight gender violence together are even better! #BlockOutGenderViolence #MinecraftRevolution

ForgetCraft: Remember to Forget

Attention, brain health, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive processes, Focus, forget, ForgetCraft, forgetting, Memory, memory formation, memory improvement, Memory Loss, memory recall, memory retention, mental health, mindfulness, Nostalgia, Psychology, recall, remember, Remembering, Reminiscing

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

join dis server and u will enter a world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. u will find diamonds in the shape of a unicorn and creepers that give hugs instead of exploding. our moderators are actually wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber.

we have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. if u find it, they will teach u how to speak their language and trade u emeralds for moon rocks.

the ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends. if u defeat him, he will give u a magic potion that turns u into a dragon for 24 hours.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).