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GoonerCraft: Gooners Unite!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Zombie Dances:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mines Excavated:	4767	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where all the gooners gather to post the captions that make them weak! We even offer bonus points for using original content or using pictures of girls you know as gooner fuel for captions. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate gooner master on our server!

GoonerCraft: Where we build, mine, and solve all your gooner problems!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Towns Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers! Our server is not just about building, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in the Minecraft world.

Forget about the usual grind of mining and crafting, on our server, you can become a professional llama wrestler or even start a unicorn farm. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event happening on 04/21. And don’t forget about the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow in April – it’s going to be a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9578	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	9024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

PixelPanties – Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Votes:	4877	Crops Grown:	6250
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3085
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	479083

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create epic visual novel storylines within the game. Join us for a wild ride as we roleplay as characters from your favorite English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

WienerCraft: Where anime characters use German names and build epic worlds!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	574
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old English names for everything? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wacky that even the anime and manga characters use German names! That’s right, you’ll be mining with Hans and crafting with Helga in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.

Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!