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PixelPoppin Minecraft SMP

black and white, BTFO, controversy, debate, Diversity, empowerment, equality, intersectionality, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, pill, PixelPoppin, representation, response, smp, social media, tweet, validation, viral tweet, WOMAN

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of getting absolutely destroyed by a lesbian woman on Twitter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and show off your building skills to assert dominance over all! Plus, rumor has it that the lesbian woman herself plays on our server and she’s looking for some friendly competition. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under her mighty tweets? Join now and find out!

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CouchPotatoCraft, family conflict, Fighting with mom, generational differences, guest etiquette, Minecraft, mom’s friend, online friendships, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy concerns, respecting boundaries, room sharing, Server, sibling support, sleeping in my bed, sleeping on couch, teenage struggles

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft room with strangers? Join our server and never worry about random online friends taking over your space! We promise no one will storm into your virtual room and demand you clean it. Plus, we have plenty of virtual bathrooms for everyone, so no need to share your personal items with strangers. Join now and experience the ultimate virtual privacy! #NoRoommatesAllowed #MinecraftBoundaries

BacklessBloxLady42

Ageism, aita, backless dress, BacklessBloxLady42, body positivity, compliments, Confidence, fashion, Fashionably, healthier, inappropriate, looks, older woman, pilates, Self-expression, sense of style, strength training, Toned, upscale restaurant, Wardrobe

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	117925	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your style game!

Join our server and you’ll not only build epic structures, but you’ll also get fashion advice from our resident style gurus. Need a new outfit for your virtual avatar? No problem, we’ve got you covered with the latest trends and hottest looks.

And don’t worry about age restrictions, because on our server, everyone is welcome to flaunt their fabulousness. Whether you’re 42F or 46M, we believe that style knows no bounds.

So come join us and show off your virtual fashion sense. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire your in-game friends to step up their style game too. Don’t be a fashion faux pas, join our server today!

SpeakerphoneSteve – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Behavior, Communication, consideration, Conversation, disturbance, Etiquette, inconsiderate, loud, Manners, Minecraft, mobile phones, people, pet peeve, privacy, Public, public spaces, smp, Social Interaction, social norms, Speakerphone, SpeakerphoneSteve, Technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	236

Are you tired of hearing people blabbering on speakerphone in public like they own the place? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict no-speakerphone policy! That’s right, no annoying phone conversations blasting in your ears while you’re trying to mine for diamonds or build a castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who explodes every time someone uses speakerphone. So join us if you dare, and say goodbye to those obnoxious public phone calls once and for all!

CraftyQsMC

ask people, Communication, conversation starter, CraftyQsMC, deep conversation, engaging question, favorite question, favorite question to ask, favorite thing to ask, favorite topic, get to know you, getting to know someone, Icebreaker, memorable question, open-ended question, personal preference, sharing experiences, Social Interaction, sparking conversation, starting a conversation, Thought-provoking

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Crops Grown:	7008	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5352	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a zombie in the sunlight? Well, look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of talking pigs who will guide you through our wacky world of wonder. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! Feel like riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. Find and befriend this rare bird and you’ll be the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

PhillyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military presence, military tensions, Minecraft, missile defense, north, Philippines, PhillyCraft, regional stability, security concerns, Server, South China Sea, strategic interests, territorial disputes, US missile system

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Love Letters Sent:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. and, get this, the other day, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. like, what even?!

also, like, the admins are super cool and always throwing crazy events. one time, they spawned a giant zombie that could shoot lasers out of its eyes. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

so, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKyiv: Invade4Peace

border conflict, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyiv, cross-border tensions, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, fair, foreign policy, incursion, international relations, Invade4Peace, Military Action, Négotiation, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tension, russia, security concerns, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

so like, ukraine was all like, “we gotta go into russia to make them talk nice to us” and everyone was like, “whaaaat??” but then they were like, “yeah, we gotta do it for peace, man.” so they went in and started building peace talks out of blocks and stuff, like in minecraft. it was crazy, but it worked! now they’re all friends and stuff. come join our server and build peace talks with us, it’s wild!

NociceptorNation

biology, Brain, cellular level, Differences, experiences, gender, health, male-female differences, Medical, nerve cells, neuroscience, NociceptorNation, nociceptors, Pain, pain sensing, pain signals, physiology, research, Sensory, study, Transmitting

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Mines Excavated:	3479	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

join our epic minecraft server and experience pain like never before! our nociceptors are next level, transmitting pain signals to your brain in the most intense and exhilarating way possible. you’ll feel every block break, every creeper explosion, and every fall from a tall tower like never before. come join us and see if you can handle the ultimate pain challenge in minecraft!

Camp Craft Season 2: The Boomer Edition

application, Auctionhouse, Bluemap, boomer, Camp, Cheat, Community, Craft, DETECTION, Discord, Edition, Essentialx, Griefprevention, Guidelines, Jobs, maintenance, MCMMO, Playerwarps, Plugin, Plugins, Quickshop, rules, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, travel, WildRTP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2!!!

Overview
We’re back! And better than ever! Join our Whitelisted SMP server for endless challenges, vibrant community, and unique ranking system.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
Do you have any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is 18+ only.
Do you sell ranks or ask for money?	No, we do not sell ranks or collect donations. The server is supported independently.
What plugins do you have on the server?	We have AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, and additional maintenance, cheat detection, and grief prevention mods.
What are the server rules?	– Be Nice – No Harrassment or Bigotry – No Cheating – No Grieving/Stealing – Obtain consent for builds near other players – Claim important builds – No Item Dupes – No Hate Speech or Harassment
How can I apply to join the server?	Fill out the application with your Preferred name, Minecraft name, Discord name, Age, Country & Timezone, Reasons for joining, Activity level, and other hobbies/games played.

StrokeyCraft Minecraft Server

anyone stroke, anyone stroke for her, anyone stroke for her before, before, Minecraft, Server, Stroke, stroke for her, stroke for her before, StrokeyCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9684	Dimension Hops:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Have you ever wanted to stroke a virtual llama in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Our llamas are known for their silky smooth fur and impeccable grooming habits. Join us for the ultimate llama petting experience!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Dance the night away with these explosive beats and watch out for the zombie dance battles that break out on the dance floor.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with hot lava! Don’t worry, our expert builders have ensured that the roller coaster is completely safe…ish.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other!