Gooncraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

GoonCraft SMP – ShouldIGoon?

uncertainty, ShouldIGoon, seeking advice, pondering, deliberating

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join them or stand against them? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

camera stroking, anon stroking, never cum, gooning, anti-depressants

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

self-control, gooning, mindfulness, addiction, self-mastery

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

GoonCraft: Arkham Asylum Edition!

Villain, Joker, Penguin, Action-Adventure, Scarecrow

Are you tired of being a regular old goon in the Arkham universe? Do you want to spice up your criminal career with some pixelated fun? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!

GoonCraft: LoveGooning2020

Connection, long-distance relationship, gooning, romance, devotion

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go crazy for blocks? Look no further because our server is filled with tons of goon-worthy landscapes that will have you screaming for more! Our community is full of players who love to goon for each other, trading resources, building epic structures, and having a blast together. Join us and unleash your inner goon in a world where the only limit is your imagination! So come on, don’t be shy – join our server and start gooning like never before!

Gb network

Multiplayer Survival, Gb network, Minecraft, Server, vote us

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mc.GBnetwork.lexmas.net:31469

SPHINX || PLUS13-VOICE-CHAT-REQUIRED-ORIGINS-LORE-SMP

Discord, Noclaims, Fox, PLAYER LORE, RPG

.+* Sphinx *+.SPHINX IS A PLUS13-VOICE-CHAT-REQUIRED-ORIGINS-LORE-SMP

Hello there stranger. I’m Fox, one of the two owners of Sphinx.Underneath this message, you can read a few facts about the server and decide if it sounds like something for you. If it does, please use the Discord link below 🙂

The player base is mostly between 15 to 21.

server staff

This isn’t a lore server, however, we do encourage player lore.

If joining; you’re required to be able to use voice chats.

server uses

We’re 100% LBGTQ+ friendly.

Transphobia, homophobia, racism, sexism, and so on will not be tolerated on the server.

https://discord.gg/3mnS6C7uVZ

Welcome From the whole staff team of Sphinx!

136.243.36.97:25881

MirageCraft VS Hypixel

MCMMO, TrainingZones, HuntMasters, MMOPlayers, CornerGamers

Pros of Hypixel	Cons of Hypixel
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames	Can experience lag due to high player count
Active community and events	Pay-to-win elements in some games

Pros of MirageCraft	Cons of MirageCraft
Play Pokémon in a Minecraft world	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Custom shiny starters and unique features	Potential for limited gameplay compared to Hypixel’s variety
Regular updates and events	May require knowledge of Pokémon games to fully enjoy

FAQ for Hypixel: – What is the player base like on Hypixel? – Hypixel has a large and active player base with thousands online at any given time. – What kind of minigames can I find on Hypixel? – Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more. – Are there any downsides to playing on Hypixel? – Some players may find the server overwhelming due to its size and may experience occasional lag.

FAQ for MirageCraft: – What makes MirageCraft stand out from other Minecraft servers? – MirageCraft allows players to experience the world of Pokémon in Minecraft, with custom features and shiny starters. – How frequently are updates and events on MirageCraft? – MirageCraft offers regular updates and planned events to keep the gameplay experience fresh. – Do I need to be familiar with Pokémon games to play on MirageCraft? – While not necessary, having knowledge of Pokémon games can enhance your gameplay experience on MirageCraft.

Severity

Active, 1vs1, 4Fun, Minecraft, Adult

Server IP: play.severity.hu

play.severity.hu

Fantasia: Where Vanilla is Semi, PVP is spicy, and 1.5.2 is retro!

Ip:, public places, Discord, Nostalgia, mobs

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	pvp/vanilla server
Additional Features	AdminShop, PVP arena, MobsArena, claims, economy
Server Status	Non-Stop 24/7
Compatibility	Accepts crack versions
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/BGNyhAc4MU
Server Version	Release 1.5.2

FAQ

1. What type of server is this?

This server is a pvp/vanilla server with additional features such as an AdminShop, PVP arena, MobsArena, claims, and economy.

2. What are the server hours?

The server is open 24/7, allowing for non-stop gameplay.

3. Can crack versions join the server?

Yes, crack versions are accepted on this server.

4. Are there any restrictions on PVP?

PVP is enabled on all maps except spawns and some public places.

5. How can I join the server?

You can get the IP address on the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/BGNyhAc4MU