GoonCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GoonCraft SMP – ShouldIGoon?

contemplating, Decision making, deliberating, GoonCraft, hesitation, indecision, inner conflict, making a choice, moving forward, moving forward confidently, persevering, pondering, Questioning, second guessing, seeking advice, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Should I go on, ShouldIGoon, smp, taking action, uncertainty, weighing options

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join them or stand against them? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

addiction, Celibacy, edging, GoonCraft, gooning, healthy habits, Infinity, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Pleasure, SELF AWARENESS, self growth, self improvement, self-control, self-denial, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-mastery, self-restraint, sexual abstinence

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Towns Built:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Zombie Dances:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Animals Bred:	39
Gods Slained:	2	Farms Harvested:	104
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

GoonCraft: Arkham Asylum Edition!

Action-Adventure, arkham, Asylum, BANE, Batman, catwoman, dc comics, Edition, goon, GoonCraft, gotham, harley quinn, henchman, Joker, Penguin, poison ivy, riddler, role playing, Scarecrow, two Face, Universe, video game, Villain

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of being a regular old goon in the Arkham universe? Do you want to spice up your criminal career with some pixelated fun? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!

GoonCraft: LoveGooning2020

Affection, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, devotion, emotional connection, for her, GoonCraft, gooning, Intimacy, long-distance relationship, longing, love, LoveGooning2020, mutual attraction, Passion, romance, share more, Trust, Vulnerability, yearning

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Farms Harvested:	632
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go crazy for blocks? Look no further because our server is filled with tons of goon-worthy landscapes that will have you screaming for more! Our community is full of players who love to goon for each other, trading resources, building epic structures, and having a blast together. Join us and unleash your inner goon in a world where the only limit is your imagination! So come on, don’t be shy – join our server and start gooning like never before!

OceanHeatElNinoCraft

atmospheric conditions, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, deep ocean, El Niño events, environmental consequences, environmental impact, environmental research, excess heat, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, human impact, indirect warming, ocean heat storage, ocean temperature, OceanHeatElNinoCraft, risks to humanity

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the deep ocean of Minecraft servers, always releasing that hot heat, ya know? like, even if you stop playing, the fun never stops. it’s like an endless party of El Niño events, but instead of storms, it’s just a bunch of crazy players causing chaos. join now and risk it all for the ultimate gaming experience!

Pixel Realm

Survival, survival seasons custom generation structures fun multiplayer community plugins adventure sandbox exploration crafting building PvP PvE economy resource gathering custom mobs minigames roleplaying

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

This is just a simple survival server, it has the Seasons Plugin. It has some custom generation that adds more structures. Thats all, hope you have fun in our server.

Pixelrealm.shockbyte.quest:25575

RaspMC

Cracked, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, LifeSteal, Minecraft, RaspMC, rules, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	6745	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

RaspMC is a cracked LifeSteal server with many twists such as custom items, custom enchants, etc…. everyone is allowed to play here if they follow the rules.

connect.raspmc.fun

WorldMC🆕

1:1000 Earth Map, Build towns, diplomat, Earth, Economy, Enhanced Towny plugin, entrepreneur, form alliances, Geopolitics, Markets, Massive, MCMMO, minecraft server, Nations, Opportunity to become a leader, play.worldmc.net., player-driven economy, Player-run gold economy, Politics, Realistic, shape the world, Survival, Towns, Towny, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

WorldMC🆕1.21.x🌳 1:1000 Earth Map 🌎

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Join WorldMC for an immersive, large-scale Minecraft experience where your actions truly impact the world around you! 🚀🌟

play.worldmc.net

Bubble and Squeak Minecraft: Now with Extra Farming, Mining, and Fishing!

Bubble, Creature Kingdom, Custom Claiming, custom spawners, Enchantments Galore, endless possibilities, Envoy Crates, Exciting Jobs, EXTRA, Farming, Fishing, Immersive Universe, Jobs & Skills, legendary items, Legendary Player, loyalty rewards, Minecraft, Mining, Progression System, Realm Like No Other, Riches Await, Shops Galore, smp, Squeak, Survival, Territory Protection, ultimate Minecraft adventure, Voting Crates

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	491223	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Bucketry Minecraft Server

Platform	IP
Java	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE

Wiki: https://bucketry.net

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft, where your ultimate Minecraft adventure begins!

Overview:

Progression System: Rise through the ranks, conquer challenges, and become a legendary player.
Shops Galore: Build your empire with a variety of server and player shops.
Jobs & Skills: Take on exciting jobs and hone your skills to stand out.
Custom Spawners: Create your unique creature kingdom with custom spawners.
Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 200 advanced enchantments to craft legendary items.
Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Open crates filled with surprises and rewards.
Custom Claiming: Protect your territory with our custom claiming system.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is the IP for the Java version of Bucketry Minecraft?	mc.bucketry.net
What is the IP for the Bedrock version of Bucketry Minecraft?	mc.bucketry.net:19132
How can I join the Discord server?	Click on the Discord link provided above.
Is there a progression system in Bucketry Minecraft?	Yes, rise through the ranks and become a legendary player.
Are there custom spawners in the server?	Yes, you can create your unique creature kingdom with custom spawners.
Can I unlock enchantments in Bucketry Minecraft?	Yes, there are over 200 advanced enchantments to craft legendary items.

SoyCraft Minecraft Server

ABO, American, Average, body image, comparison, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, ignorance, Indian, Minecraft, misconceptions, physical appearance, prejudice, racism, self esteem, Server, societal standards, soy, SoyCraft, Stereotypes, uglier, Weak

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with average-looking Americans? Look no further! Our server is populated with only the most beautiful Indian and Aboriginal players, making it the ultimate eye candy experience. Join us and bask in the glory of our stunning community!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug straight down and found a diamond the size of a house! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a diamond mine of your own.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our fabulous and diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the beauty and riches that await you!

VisualNovellaCraft SMP: Story Mode Edition

Being a Dik, college experience, Consistent storyline, discuss, Edition, escapism, F95zone, horny, lewd, long tail tags, Mode, Not super serious, Recommend, renpy, review, Romantic, silly, smp, Steam, Story, Thread, Visual Novellas, VisualNovellaCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and unleash your inner chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and unexpected alliances.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world? Well, now’s your chance! Our SMP is the perfect place to let loose and explore your creativity. Build a giant statue of a potato, create a secret underground lair filled with traps, or challenge your friends to a game of TNT tag. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a laugh. From ridiculous pranks to hilarious roleplay scenarios, you never know what’s going to happen next. And with regular events and competitions, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a quest to defeat a dragon with nothing but a stack of carrots and a rubber chicken. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

DadGF Drama on Craft

abrupt breakups, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Craft, DadGF, disinterest in meeting, Drama, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father’s girlfriend, ignoring relationships, investing time, long-distance relationship, multiple partners, parental approval, parental relationships, refusing to meet, relationship sabotage, setting boundaries, Significant Other

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	4427	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s dad’s love life, our server relationships are always on the rocks. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly breaking up and making up with your fellow players.

Forget about building epic structures or going on exciting adventures, the real fun is in the never-ending cycle of relationship drama. Will you be accused of sabotaging someone’s base? Will you flip out and turn the server around when things don’t go your way? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft drama can provide. Who needs diamonds when you have the juicy gossip of virtual relationships gone wrong? Join now and let the chaos begin!

BlockyBurnsMC

BETRAYAL, BlockyBurnsMC, cruel words, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, HEARTBREAK, hurtful, hurtful comments, insults, lasting impact., long-lasting hurt, Pain, painful experiences, painful memories, scars from words, verbal abuse, words that cut deep

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Void Gems Collected:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of being called a noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is a pro! Join us and never hear those hurtful words again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft gods who will grant you unlimited diamonds if you prove yourself worthy. So come on, join us and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master!

BorderPatrolCraft Server

border control, border crisis, border defense, border patrol, border protection, border security, BorderPatrolCraft, criminal liability, Defence, firearms, gun rights, law enforcement, law enforcement officers, legal immunity, national security, Officers, Poland, policy change, Public Safety, self defense, Server, use of force

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8257	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	252
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have no rules just like poland removing criminal liability for officers using firearms at the border LMAO. we are wild and crazy just like those officers defending their border. you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, just like you never know what those officers will do next. come join the chaos and have a blast with us!