GoonCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GoonCraft SMP – ShouldIGoon?

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join them or stand against them? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Endless Night Skies:	2	Towns Built:	3

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

GoonCraft: Arkham Asylum Edition!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Farms Harvested:	656	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of being a regular old goon in the Arkham universe? Do you want to spice up your criminal career with some pixelated fun? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!

GoonCraft: LoveGooning2020

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mines Excavated:	4264	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go crazy for blocks? Look no further because our server is filled with tons of goon-worthy landscapes that will have you screaming for more! Our community is full of players who love to goon for each other, trading resources, building epic structures, and having a blast together. Join us and unleash your inner goon in a world where the only limit is your imagination! So come on, don’t be shy – join our server and start gooning like never before!

SisSavesTheDay – BabyNameDrama

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the battle of the baby names unfold between a mom, a pregnant sister, and a supportive sibling (that’s you)! Will the baby be named after a beloved grandmother, or will the parents stick to their guns and choose a different name?

But that’s not all – we also have virtual baby naming ceremonies, where players can vote on the best baby name and see it come to life in the game! Will it be Queenie or Sienna? Only time (and the popular vote) will tell.

So come join us for some family drama, baby name battles, and a whole lot of Minecraft fun! Who knew naming a baby could be so entertaining?

CraftyCash: DumbSpends

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Void Armor Forged:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	84
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Have you ever spent money on a Minecraft server that doesn’t have flying pigs? Well, look no further because our server is filled with flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Why waste your money on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the thrill of riding a rainbow-farting pig into battle against evil unicorns? Trust us, it’s way more fun than buying a fancy latte or a designer handbag. Join now and let the madness begin!

SpaceXCraft: ISS Rescue Mission

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

yo yo yo come join this EPIC minecraft server where we got BOEING STARLINERS flying around like crazy! NASA be like “nah fam, we need SPACEX to bring our astronauts back from the ISS cause this server is TOO LIT for regular space travel!”

we got aliens chillin in the ender world, creepers throwing parties in the nether, and herobrine causing chaos in the overworld.

join now for a chance to ride a Boeing Starliner to the moon and back, battle space zombies on Mars, and build the most insane bases in the galaxy. this server is outta this world, literally! don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this intergalactic party started! 🚀🌌👽

PenisShakeCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	7699	Meteorites Collected:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Yo, you ever shake someone’s hand and think, “damn, this hand probably touched a penis”? Well, on this server, it’s practically guaranteed! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and questionable handshakes. Who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll encounter here! Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re really germaphobic or something).

A Zombie Pigman Ate My Door: The Unofficial Series Finale

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Star Shards Collected:	297
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Anarchy without hacks	Map started in 2019 and has never been reset, unmoderated chat
Unique Features	Phantoms can be turned off, regular build contests, no pay to win
Connected Servers	PvP, lobby, skyblock, and prison server for banned players
Bedrock Compatibility	Server is compatible with Bedrock edition

FAQ

1. How do I turn off phantoms?

Phantoms can be turned off by going to spawn and mining the lavacasts.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Cheating will result in a permaban, but other than that, there are no strict rules.

3. Is the server pay to win?

No, there is no pay to win on the server.

4. How can banned players be unbanned?

Banned players have an opportunity to be unbanned by mining 100k cobble with a wooden pickaxe in the prison server.

5. Is the chat moderated?

No, the chat is unmoderated and players are not banned for anything they say in the chat.

6. Can I join from Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible so you can join from Bedrock edition.

CraftyBuilders Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a BEEP BOOP HAVE ELECTION OPINION event every week! That’s right, your Minecraft character can run for president of the server and make important decisions like banning all creepers or declaring every Wednesday “Wacky Hat Day”!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. Want to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Done. How about taming a dragon and using it to fly around the server and terrorize your enemies? Easy peasy.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies let loose and show off their killer dance moves? Just be sure to bring your enchanted diamond disco ball for maximum party vibes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! BEEP BOOP HAVE ELECTION OPINION awaits you!

TeleJailbreak – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got EUchads running around capturing Kremlin shills left and right – talk about a wild ride! Join us if you want to be part of the most epic showdowns in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even become the next target for EUchads’ capture spree! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

FianceFiascoCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	48
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a toddler’s birthday party? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time that’ll make you want to reward yourself with a glass of sangria (or three, we won’t judge)!

We promise outrageous drama like a fiance who thinks you’re drunk when you’re not, and a six-year-old who’s the best cuddle buddy after a heated argument. Who needs a dad when you’ve got a Minecraft server full of fun and excitement?

So come on over and join us for a party that’s crazier than a tipsy mom trying to prove she’s in control. You won’t regret it!

UnderratedTV_Show

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old TV shows? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most underrated TV show of all time – “The Adventures of Steve and the Creeper”!

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests with Steve and his trusty sidekick, the Creeper, as they battle evil mobs and search for the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny. But watch out, because Herobrine is always lurking in the shadows, ready to sabotage your mission!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a world where pigs can fly, zombies breakdance, and llamas rule the land. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wild adventure – join today and let the madness begin!

AlarmingCraft: Not Just Another Car Alarm

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mines Excavated:	3739
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the creepers are so dumb they think they’re just giving you a hug! the villagers are always getting stuck in trees because they’re too busy dancing to the funky music playing in the background. and don’t even get me started on the chickens, they’re all secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in our server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. so not only can you mine for valuable resources, but you can also satisfy your sweet tooth at the same time. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive ender dragon.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and completely bonkers minecraft server where anything is possible and nothing is off limits. just be sure to watch out for those mischievous car alarms – you never know when they might start blaring for no reason at all!