GoonCaveGeneral Minecraft Servers

GoonCaveGeneral Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

    Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 6602
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Votes: 1934 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 77
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

    What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

    But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

    Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBlockInn

    BabyBlockInn
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 9128
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mother-in-law suddenly wanting to help with baby number 4 after ignoring the first 3? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and unexpected twists just like this one.

    Our server is like that distant MIL who suddenly wants to be a part of your life – full of surprises and questionable motives. But hey, at least she’s offering to help now, right?

    Come join us and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like wondering if your MIL will actually follow through on her promise to help bathe and change the new baby. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe she’ll even start calling you for once!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that keeps you on your toes and leaves you questioning everything, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a surprise visit from your long-lost MIL in-game.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oligarch-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Oligarch-Free Zone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 670
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Potions Brewed: 152 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 290
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got russian oligarchs runnin’ wild in da game, causin’ chaos and makin’ it rain diamonds everywhere. u gotta help zelenskyy stop ’em by joinin’ our server and showin’ ’em who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a dragon named vladimir. so come on and join the fun, help save the minecraft world from those pesky oligarchs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyZeleWarSummit

    CraftyZeleWarSummit
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 337
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mines Excavated: 2522
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 249 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, ukraine is all like “we dont want war for years, man” and they’re like planning this big peace summit, right? well, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide.

    you know how zelensky is all serious and stuff? well, on our server, he’s a party animal who loves to build roller coasters out of diamonds and obsidian. plus, he’s always down for a game of spleef or a dance-off in the club.

    we don’t want war either, we just want to have a good time and build epic structures together. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. peace out, man!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Krtminec

    Krtminec
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 106
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 547 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    At the beginning of the summer holidays, an unforgettable event will take place to mark the launch of our server. Come to our Discord server for details! krtminec.cz/discord Krtminec, your server for the summer!

    mc.krtminec.cz:25603

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • S-NO to Vanilla, but YES to S0 SMP! Version 1.20.6 ready to rock your world!

    S-NO to Vanilla, but YES to S0 SMP! Version 1.20.6 ready to rock your world!
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 6640
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 189 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6645
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⚔️ S0 SMP ⚔️

    Tired of your basic Minecraft server, flooded with plugins to the moon? Want to relax and play some classic Minecraft? This server is just for you.

    S0 SMP is not only a server with a great community, but also one with just enough balance for action and peace, a role model for what real Minecraft servers should be! Our plugins have tried to maintain this classic feel, including our TP, /home, and RTP plugins! Interested in joining our adventure? JOIN S0 SMP!!!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/K8BCK4UfRZ Java 1.20.6 IP: 173.240.148.245

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, the server is not modded. It aims to provide a classic Minecraft experience.
    Are there any restrictions on building? As long as you follow the server rules, you are free to build wherever you like.
    Can I bring my friends to play on the server? Of course! The more the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules too.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas. Be respectful of other players.
    Are there any mini-games on the server? Currently, the server focuses on survival gameplay. Mini-games may be added in the future.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft server: XIVCraft – Dawntrail Adventures

    Minecraft server: XIVCraft – Dawntrail Adventures
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 5710
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2013 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join our server for the Prepped for All-night Dawntrail Edition! We’ve data mined so much, we found diamonds in real life! Watch out for creepers and Endermen as you embark on this epic journey.

    Our server is so advanced, it’s like Patch 7.0 in Final Fantasy XIV. We’ve got preliminary notes that will blow your mind and resources that will make you question reality. Free Companies and Linkshells are waiting for you to join and conquer the Minecraft world.

    But wait, there’s more! In-game events like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign will have you glued to your screen for hours. And don’t forget about the All Worlds Maintenance happening now – it’s like a mini-game within the game!

    Bakers, make sure to update your subject line to Dawntrail instead of Endwalker. Trust us, it’s a game-changer. Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the memories you’ll make on our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StrangeCraft Minecraft Server

    StrangeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 8031
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 89 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95
    Dimension Hops: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 8896

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the characters are as strange as this series you’re talking about! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable fashion choices.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures using only their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against them and fight for justice?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those weirdly sexual character designs. Or maybe not. It’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a blocky world of chaos.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SmokeFreeBaby Minecraft Server

    SmokeFreeBaby Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 1614
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with chain-smoking, overnight-staying, boundary-crossing in-laws! 🚭🤦‍♂️

    Join us if you want a smoke-free environment for your virtual adventures, because we don’t need any second or third-hand smoke ruining our blocky paradise! 🚫💨

    Our server is FIL-proof, so you can game in peace without worrying about your in-laws crashing your pixelated party and overstaying their welcome. 😂🎮

    Plus, we have a special “No Chain Smokers Allowed” rule, because we believe everyone deserves a fresh, smoke-free start in Minecraft! 🌟🚭

    So come on over and build with us, where the only thing smoking is our redstone creations! 🔥💎 #NoFILZone

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HotelCraft38

    HotelCraft38
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 7943
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3500 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Alien Abductions: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama following you wherever you go? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family without all the baggage!

    Our server offers a neutral location for you to relax and recharge, away from pushy moms and guilt-tripping sisters. Build your dream home with a lake view, club pool, and plenty of space for gatherings – all without the drama of real life family dynamics.

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into staying at their house – choose our server for a stress-free vacation experience. Who needs real family when you can have a virtual one that never argues about where to stay? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Evacuation: US vs. Lebanon

    Blocky Evacuation: US vs. Lebanon
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 8647
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Zombie Dances: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be evacuating americans from lebanon but in a wacky and hilarious way! we have helicopters dropping players into the battlefield and you have to dodge explosions and flying chickens to survive! who needs real war when you can have this chaotic mess of a server? join now for the most ridiculous minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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