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Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

advice, Beta Tag System, blocky, catsmells, challenge, Create, Fester, GCG, github, Gockslop Edition, gooncave, GOONCAVE General, gooncave.fun, GoonCaveGeneral, hidden numbers, Minecraft, mobile, post number, Random, Screen, Shenanigans, smp, tagging, Ultimate, window manager

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

BoobiesAwayCraft

#breastfeeding, adjustment, baby’s needs, Behavior, BoobiesAwayCraft, Coworkers, discomfort, ESSENTIAL, humor, inappropriate comments, joking around, male friends, Natural, reactions, social settings, Support, topless, undermine, unsupported, valid concerns

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Votes:	1279

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of mischievous cows invade your land. But fear not, because our server is equipped with magical cow-repelling powers that will have those pesky bovines running for the hills in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this insane story? One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese! But instead of panicking, they embraced their cheesy fate and threw the most epic cheese-themed party the server had ever seen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the legendary Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CraftyVaxMistakes Minecraft Server

CraftyVaxMistakes, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crops Grown:	4962	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

so, like, u know how the u.s. was all like “yo philippines, we kinda messed up with that whole anti-vax thing, our bad”? well, imagine if that was a minecraft server, but instead of anti-vax propaganda, we got secret diamond giveaways and epic build battles! join us for a wild ride of missteps and madness, where the only thing contagious is the fun! come build with us and leave the drama at the door, cuz on this server, we only spread positivity and pixely goodness! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that’ll have u saying “what in the world just happened?!” in the best way possible!

KoreaCraft: Not North, Just South

Asian countries, cultural mix-up, diplomatic incident, embarrassing mistake, event organizers, flag mix-up, global audience, international event, KoreaCraft, media blunder, mistaken announcement, mistaken identity, mistaken identity scandal, mistaken introduction, national pride, news headline, north, North Korea, olympics, South, south korea, sports event, viral moment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Love Letters Sent:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

u know wat else is a mistake? not joining this epic minecraft server! we got more twists and turns than south korea being called north korea at the olympics. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on the chaos and fun we have here.

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. and if u think u can handle it, we even have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps.

so come on, join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u’ll even find the legendary golden chicken that lays diamond eggs. yeah, it’s that wild here. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyLotteryLawsuits

compensation, CraftyLotteryLawsuits, Deception, Digital Marketing, facebook, false advertising, fraudulent, fund, Gaming, jackpot, Justice, lawsuit, Lawsuits, legal action, legal battle, Lottery, mobile game ads, MONEY, scam, social media, winning

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16

So, like, you know how you see those dumb ads for mobile games on Facebook that are, like, totally fake and make you wanna smash your phone? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that’s the complete opposite of that hot mess!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs a lottery win when you’ve got a server this awesome?!

CraftyCreeper

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Mobs Economy Rewards Land claiming Non-Pay-To-Win Cosmetics Store Rank up system Balanced Community Quests PVP Plugins Whitelist Dedicated Custom Events Mini-games

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	269	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Divine Spears Created:	11

CraftyCreeper is a Survival Multiplayer with tougher mobs and a player rank up system. We have a balanced economy with rewards and land claiming! Here we focus on creating a Non-Pay-To-Win atmosphere… Check out our CraftPass in our store for 250+ Cosmetics items!

Play.CraftyCreeper.com

crazyplayer

Active, Charm, crazy, CrazyPlayer, Cross-Play, Entertainment, Features, Fun, game systems, Minecraft, Platform, Powers, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Version

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Enchantments Applied:	192	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

CrazyPlayer is the best and most entertaining platform that will attract your attention with its fascinating survival charm. You will not understand how time flies with its updated active powers, latest version and various game systems full of features that will constantly help you. Make CrazyPlayer your go-to place for fun and join the crazy fun.

mc.crazyoyuncu.com

FearlessCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, courage, embracing vulnerability, emotional intelligence, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, growth, hurt, learning, life lessons, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Overcoming, personal development, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, Vulnerability, wisdom

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be blindsided by the most epic adventures and hilarious mishaps!

Join us if you want to learn what it truly means to fear a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re busy mining diamonds. Trust us, the heart palpitations are totally worth it!

We encourage making mistakes while you’re young on our server because who knows, maybe accidentally building a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle will become your claim to fame. Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild!

So come on, don’t be afraid to take risks and join our server for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of fear (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

Call, catchy, Dance, Entertainment, family, funny, humor, love, Lyrics, MAMA, mamas, Minecraft, miners, Motherhood, Music, my, parenting, Party, smp, somebody, somebody call my mama, song, trending, United, viral

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

UncleCreepBlock

Boundaries, boyfriend’s uncle, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, discomfort, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Values, generational gap, inconsiderate, language barrier, personal space, relationship conflict, Respect, sleeping arrangements, trust issues, UncleCreepBlock, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	148082	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing a bed with strangers is strictly prohibited!

Join us for a three-day getaway filled with block parties and family reunions. But beware, you may be asked to sleep next to an old man or even an uncle you’ve never met before. Don’t worry, our server rules allow you to refuse and make arrangements to sleep with friends instead.

Experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics and standing up for your comfort in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even end up having to make a tough decision between sleeping next to a cousin or a relative.

So come join us on our server, where you can escape real-life family drama and create your own hilarious stories in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, trust is key, especially when it comes to sharing a bed with virtual strangers.

CraftyLove: No Strings Attached

Acts of kindness, Anticipating needs, attached, Being attentive, Being loyal, Being reliable, Being trustworthy, CraftyLove, Emotional support, Listening without judgment, Making sacrifices, Making you feel special, Making you laugh., physical affection, Quality time together, respecting boundaries, romantic gestures, showing appreciation, Spontaneous acts of love, STRINGS, Surprising gifts, Thoughtful gestures, Understanding without words

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magic Items Found:	1479
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the opposite sex doesn’t do anything for you? Well, look no further because on our server, the opposite sex will build you a castle, mine diamonds for you, and even tame a dragon just to impress you! Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft fantasy where your wildest dreams come true! Who needs to ask when you have a whole server of players ready to fulfill your every wish?