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Crafty LOLz Server

baby boomers, Bars, casinos, crack, Crafty, Entertainment, fent, Friends, goon, Hollywood, Irrelevant, lolz, movies, pricy, restaurants, Server, social circles, Social Interaction, stranger, Stroll, takeout, TOWN, Trash, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Potions Brewed:	191	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of living in a boring town with nothing to do? Sick of spending all your money on overpriced movies and restaurants? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the mundane reality of your town by diving into a world of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Who needs a bar or casino when you can have epic adventures right at your fingertips?

Forget about becoming a crack or fent monkey out of sheer boredom – join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real-life social interaction when you can chat with fellow players from around the world and create lifelong friendships?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the monotony of your town and hello to the excitement of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Zayna’s Goon Squad Minecraft

controversy, discussion, Drama, Entertainment, forum, funny, goon, gossip, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Opinions, Popular, reactions, social media, squad, Thread, trending, viral, Zayna, Zayna goon thread, Zaynas

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Votes:	7123
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some epic reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of professional Minecraft players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. Yes, you heard that right. They are basically Minecraft gods.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with unlimited power? We got you covered.

3. Our server is protected by a pack of guard llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. They take their job very seriously.

4. We have a disco party every Saturday night in the virtual world. Get ready to dance your blocky butt off to some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

420, fucking, getting high, goon, Robo420Craft, ROBOT, Robots, rule, Server, Uncut, untouched butt, White

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	57
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Votes:	2338
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Crafty Creepers

alone_wanderer37, Anal, bored, Crafty, CREEPERS, Discord, DVD, favorite pornstar, first pornstar, goon, horny, kosmi, mandatory military service, mom, ONLINE, porn addict, Porn streams, talk porn, vhs

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Villages Defended:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Votes:	1505
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Pornstar! Join us for a horny good time as we explore the blocky world together.

Are you ready to dive into a world filled with blocky babes and pixelated passion? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie looking for some sexy fun, our server has something for everyone. From building XXX-rated structures to battling NSFW mobs, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us now and let’s get frisky in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your new favorite Pornstar along the way!

Mel’s Goon Squad

arousal, artwork, Cumming, desire, FANTASY, fetish, goon, gooning, indulgence, Late, mel, Mels, Naughty, Obsession, Party, PHOTO, Pleasure, Private, Sad Mel, satisfaction, satisfaction trail, secret, squad, taboo

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	162	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3820
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Holy Grails Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! 🎉 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power to make your character break out into a spontaneous dance every time you mine them! 💃

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic dance battles. And rumor has it, if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the legendary Disco Llama! 🦙✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our mind-blowing Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Crafty Goon Squad

Adventure, chaotic, Community, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, Friends, Fun, Gaming, goon, goon thread, group, hilarious, Interactive, Mischief, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Social, squad, Thread, Wild

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

GoonCraft: Arkham Asylum Edition!

Action-Adventure, arkham, Asylum, BANE, Batman, catwoman, dc comics, Edition, goon, GoonCraft, gotham, harley quinn, henchman, Joker, Penguin, poison ivy, riddler, role playing, Scarecrow, two Face, Universe, video game, Villain

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of being a regular old goon in the Arkham universe? Do you want to spice up your criminal career with some pixelated fun? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!

OliviaRodrigoCraft: Serving up ‘Sour’ vibes since 20xx. Join the goon thread for Minecraft madness!

20xx, actress, bratty disney star, breakout star, celebrity culture, debut album, disney channel, Drama, Fame, generation z, goon, goon thread, high school musical, Hollywood, Join, madness, Minecraft, Music (Industry), Olivia Rodrigo, OliviaRodrigoCraft, pop music, serving, Singer, social media, Sour, teen idol, teenage angst, Thread, VIBES

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3466	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Magic Items Found:	7386
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you ready to enter a world where Olivia Rodrigo rules with an iron fist and all her goons are ready to wreak havoc? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to be part of the brattiest Disney star’s entourage!

Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.

Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!

Berat smp

Abilities

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Dragon Eggs Found:	5155
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

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mc.beratsmp.net

♐ MineBars ♐ WINTER UPDATE ⭐ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Royal Courts Attended:	3

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MineBars server on version 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.19.4

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, AmongUS

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 5 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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opka.mbars.net

Dunmoore SMP

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ores Mined:	8829
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8778	Enchantments Applied:	66
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1

Dunmoore SMP is an exclusive Vanilla+ Minecraft server with a strong, friendly community. We host regular server events and just have fun playing Minecraft. If this sounds like it’s for you, join our Discord server to be whitelisted and become a part of a growing server with an active playerbase and friendly, interactive staff!

Check out our Wiki at wiki.dunmoore.net! Established April 23rd, 2021.

play.dunmoore.net

SBoxPVPS

PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

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sboxpvps.minehut.gg

Kinghills

Custom Bosses, Custom Map, mmo, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Dimension Hops:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Welcome to King Hills!

I am proud to announce a brand new server to be released soon that will offer lagless, smooth and enjoyable expirience!

Currently offering a Survival SMP RolePlay world powered by KingdomsX, and it will contain a safe space for everyone. A community that is against any types of Hate speech or any other derogatories, helpful and enjoyable to be around! Made By Players, For Players! Server Release on August the 1st!

if you have more questions regarding the gamemode, perhaps the server overall?

Join our discord, feel free to ask anything!

Discord : discord.gg/MxtaqJkX5G

Minecraft Version (Java) : 1.18.2

Server IP : kinghills.xyz

– Custom Bosses

– Medieval SMP

– McMMO

– Wars

– RolePlay

– Powered by KingdomsX

– Custom Map

– Trading & Economy

Join us on a great joyful and adventurous journey and become a King yourself! Take your Kingdom to another level, wreak havoc on devilish bosses and be rewarded for it! Take land and fight other Kingdoms on a map that expands by 250 blocks each week, hence more to capture and control! Make Truces and Allies, perhaps enemies? Show them who is the strongest! Come and prove you are the one and only!

kinghills.xyz

RetRex⚔️ Minecraft server

Antispam, Cases, Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Love Letters Sent:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	9985

Start playing with Us! Great server for Griefing! Grieferi, survive, create clans! There are prize draws every week, try your luck! There are Duels, Runes, Shops, PvP Arenas, Pistons, Traps, and also Lamp Survival!

play.retrexpe.fun:19132

La fin des Ninja

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to the Minecraft server, The End of Ninja! What is it?? It’s a Naruto RP server where you can play with players and maybe even make friends. It’s also a server that takes suggestions from players to make you enjoy the game. server . The server will try to improve from day to day. 16 clan (+16 Clan, 5 Village, giant Map, dojutsu (EMS, Rinnegan…). Possibility of CK or RPK, Dojutsu stealing, Crack accepted!! !!WITHOUT WHITELIST!!! And in-game voice functionality! Giveaways will be done for rerolls, VIPs… If you want to participate, come to the server and the staff are listening to members. SAY: the IP of the serv you see, all the letters are in UPPER CASE and not in lower case. Otherwise everything is on the discord server. The server is 1.7.10 and the modpack is on the discord server.

game-fr-42.mtxserv.com:27120

McMMO

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9172
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dimension Hops:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

A Magical Pvp Mcmmo server that uses the latest features for pvp and magical pvp you can fight custom mobs level up a wand trade with the towns people and grind for a new set thats better then them all!

mc.apexmc.co

Anchorcraft smp

Multiplayer Survival, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

AnchorCraft SMP is a small survival server of friends. It is cross-platform. The server is made up of small countries/colonies with their own flags and theme. You can claim land and create your own colony with your friends, join another colony, or just go solo. We are always looking for cool new people to join our server. We have anti-grief. The server is on 1.19

209.192.246.18:25630

A Not Too Complicated Modpack Server Minecraft server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Server with mods like skyblock! Completed quests! our discord https://discord.gg/2rNGyEaB

192.161.180.17