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Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer
Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss! -
Crafty Butt Pirates: No GF, No Problem!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorn riding, dragon slaying, and bacon-eating contests.
Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most ridiculous ways possible!
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Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about! -
LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)! -
BrainyCraft: Edu Edition
so, like, imagine u join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, u build ur own lil world and stuff, but get this – if u join, u gonna be like a superhero for young children with brain tumours! like, ur building skills gonna help them with their academic challenges and stuff. and guess what? if u join, u gonna be so rich and famous cuz ur gonna be a key predictor of their academic readiness! like, u gonna be a hero in real life and in minecraft world. so, like, join now and be a part of this epic journey to help brain tumour survivors and be a superstar in the minecraft universe! -
Minecraft Boat Hockey… but with a twist!
Minecraft Server Overview
Description Boat hockey is a fast paced, 4v4 sport in Minecraft. Players use boat physics to play the game. The server has a league and a ranked game mode. The game is similar to European football and draws inspiration from various sports and leagues. The league is currently in its 8th season and has been running for almost 2 years. FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer How can I join the boat hockey server? You can join the server by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/K7uW6sKeAN Is boat hockey similar to any real-world sport? Yes, boat hockey draws inspiration from European football and incorporates elements from various sports and leagues. How long has the boat hockey league been running? The league has been running for almost 2 years and is currently in its 8th season. -
Chad’s Minecraft Server: The Incels’ Worst Nightmare
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Chad himself would be jealous of the fun we have! Incels will be kicking themselves for not joining sooner, because on our server, we have diamond armor for days and creeper explosions that will make you question your life choices.Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses, where even the most hardcore blackpillers will be screaming in excitement. Our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.
So come on, don’t be a Chad stuck in a boring life. Join our server and experience the true joy of Minecraft like never before! Who needs a social life when you have a virtual world filled with adventure and chaos?
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MessiCraft SMP – It’s Over for MineCraftyMessi
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we settle debates like who the real GOAT is – Ronaldo or Messi. And guess what? YouTube has officially acknowledged Ronaldo as the GOAT, so if you want to be part of a server that knows what’s up, join us now!But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy stories and adventures. Like the time when a group of players built a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the server. Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to eat it.
So if you want to be part of a server where anything can happen and where Ronaldo reigns supreme, join us now and let the madness begin!