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GooglyMinecraftSMP

algorithm, changes, Competition, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, GooglyMinecraftSMP, internet, online presence, Optimization, organic search, Quality, Ranking, Relevance, search engine, search results, Seo, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, website traffic

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	9127
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

ExpeditionCraft Minecraft Server

Astronauts, Astronomical discoveries, Cosmonauts, dab, Expedition 33, ExpeditionCraft, Exploration, Galaxy, international Space Station, interstellar travel, Minecraft, Mission, NASA, outer space, research, Science, Server, space exploration, Spacewalk, Technology, ubishit, Universe, zero gravity

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4
New Chunks Explored:	761615	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchantments Applied:	160
Dimension Hops:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, it’s time to dab on Ubishit and join our epic server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil llamas. But fear not, for this player had the power of a magical diamond sword that shot out rainbow lasers! With their trusty sidekick, a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, they defeated the llamas and became the hero of the server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Dab on Ubishit and join us today for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Doggy Duty Minecraft Server

Communication, dog care, dog ownership, dog walking, doggy, Duty, future plans, household chores, living together, Minecraft, pet care, pet commitment, pet decisions, pet discussions, pet duties, pet expectations, pet maintenance, pet ownership, pet parenting, pet preferences, pet responsibilities, relationship compromises, Server, walking the dog

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	356080

🐶🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of compromise and pet ownership? Look no further! Join our server where we understand the struggles of balancing dog walking duties with the desire to just chill at home.

Our server is perfect for those who love dogs but also love their lazy days. We believe in sharing the responsibilities of pet care, so you won’t be stuck walking the dog every day while your partner kicks back and relaxes.

Just like in relationships, our server is all about compromise and communication. We’ll help you navigate the tricky waters of pet ownership and ensure that both you and your partner are happy and fulfilled. Join us now for a doggone good time! 🐾🤪 #MinecraftMadness

MomzillaInvasion: FairPlayTime

Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter dates, daughter-in-law drama, exclusion, extended family, fair treatment, FairPlayTime, family bonding, family conflict, family dynamics, family outing, family unity, generational differences, in-law relationships, MomzillaInvasion, mother bonding time, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parental relationships, sibling outing

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6449	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family bonding time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for mother-daughter dates, where you can catch up with your loved ones and build epic structures together.

But beware, we have a strict rule – no DILs allowed! That’s right, we don’t want any pretend sisters crashing our mother-daughter parties. We believe in keeping it real and keeping the family bond strong.

And if you’re feeling left out of a family trip, don’t worry! Just give us a call and we’ll make sure you get that invite. After all, fair is fair, right? Join our server now and experience the drama, the laughs, and the ultimate family bonding experience like never before!

GovtFailCraft Minecraft Server

broken promises, bureaucratic inefficiency, Corruption, economic mismanagement, failed policies, Government failure, government scandals, GovtFailCraft, ineffective governance, lack of accountability, lack of progress, lack of transparency, leadership crisis, Minecraft, policy failures, political incompetence, political instability, Political unrest, poor decision making, public disillusionment, public dissatisfaction, Server, social inequality

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crops Grown:	5956
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of your current government failing you at every turn? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft server, the only failure you’ll experience is failing to have enough fun! Join us and escape the clutches of your incompetent rulers as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a government when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? So come on over and join us, where the only thing failing is gravity when you’re building a sky-high castle!

BlockyMythBusters

BlockyMythBusters, collective delusions, common fallacies, common misconceptions, common misunderstandings, conventional wisdom, cultural assumptions, cultural stereotypes, general assumptions, mainstream opinions, popular beliefs, Popular misconceptions, prevailing beliefs, societal misconceptions, societal norms, traditional beliefs, traditional values, widely accepted truths, widely believed myths, widely held beliefs

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ores Mined:	9217	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground club run by a group of mischievous villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the trees).

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Debt2Growth Minecraft Server

austerity measures, bailout, debt crisis, debt repayment, Debt2Growth, economic growth, economic turnaround, Economy, european economy, european union, eurozone, finance, financial news, Financial Stability, fiscal responsibility, greece, growth, loan repayment ahead of schedule, loans, Minecraft, Recovery, Repayment, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Greece paying off all their debts early – totally unexpected and mind-blowing! Imagine mining for diamonds and BAM, you’re debt-free like Greece, yo! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a financial miracle mixed with some crazy farm animals. So come join us and experience the unexpected awesomeness!

PutinCraft: Kim’s Kremlin Adventure

Adventure, Alliance, Asia-Pacific, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Kremlin, Military, North Korea, nuclear weapons, putin, PutinCraft, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, South Korean government, summit, united states, US, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

lol imagine putin showing up in north korea like “hey guys, just here to chill with kim jong-un and maybe build a sick minecraft castle together” 🤣 join our server and maybe you’ll get to meet putin too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocky fun! come build, mine, and battle your way to the top with us! 🤪🚀🔥 #putininminecraft #northkoreavisits #blockyadventures

VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!

Caesarean section, Complications, Covid-19 vaccination, CSections, Effectiveness, health, hypertension, immunity, maternal health, Maternity care., medical study, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, Prevention, Protection, public health, research, Risks, stress, study, vaccination, VaxxedMomsCraft, Virus

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where pregnant women who have been vaccinated against covid-19 are less likely to have a caesarean section or experience hypertension, just like in dis study! our server is like a magical vaccine that protects u from all da bad stuff in da game. we evaluated da effectiveness of COVID vaccinations for pregnant women and found dat dey had increased risks associated with da virus, but not on our server! come join us and have a safe and healthy pregnancy in Minecraft land. who knew vaccines could be so lit in a blocky world? come build, survive, and thrive with us!

GovnoCraft Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.18, donat, GovnoCraft, GRIFFER, Minecraft, Pets, Prices, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9067	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

GRIFFER new server with pets that fight DONAT AT THE BEST PRICES! 1.12.2 – 1.18

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[1.20.4 Java] Picnic SMP [Friendly Community] [LGBTQA+]

1.20.4 Java Picnic SMP Friendly Community LGBTQA+ Survival Multiplayer Community Inclusive Minecraft Plugins Vanilla User-friendly Friends Discord Safe Rules Swearing Mods Glitches Griefing, Friendly, LGBTQ, Safe, Sfw, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	70	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Farms Harvested:	116	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Welcome to Picnic!

Picnic is a Survival Multiplayer server focused on community, friendship, and fun! initially started in January 2020, we’ve had quite the rollercoaster of an experience; however, we’re back! We pride ourselves on being extremely inclusive to all players! Whether you are new to Minecraft or a veteran, we invite you to join our server and get involved with the community! We have plugins that help saturate the vanilla experience, and to make the multiplayer aspect more user-friendly so you can jump straight in with your friends!

Server Version: 1.20.1Server IP: 66.59.209.230 World Size: 40,000×40,000

Invite: https://discord.gg/FkjdTDgVqK

The server automatically restarts @ 12AM GMT+0

Community Rules

We want people to feel safe and relaxed here! So we’ve set some base rules for everyone to follow! By joining the discord or server you agree to follow the rules, if you are punished we will not accept that you didn’t read the rules as an excuse! Please make sure to check this channel regularly as rules might be updated or changed! (There will be an announcement about any rule changes as well as a grace period before they are officially set in place.)

[1.] No discriminatory language. [EG. Racism, Homophobia…][1.1] Swearing. While we don’t mind; we don’t want people to be spamming swear words or using extremely vulgar language.[2.] No clients or mods that give you an unfair advantage. [EG. Hacked Clients, X-Ray…] Any client-side stuff such as maps, compasses or anything is fine; if you’re unsure ask us![3.] No exploiting glitches or bugs, if you find a bug or a glitch please let us know as soon as possible[4.] No griefing or destroying player owned buildings or areas.[5.] Follow Discord and Mojang Term of Service

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