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HexArchon: Where everything is custom including your confusion and the urge to Google half the server features

Furniture, Server, Unique, Trust, FURNACES
☄️HexArchon

HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

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📖Our Values
🎮Gameplay Mechanics
🖥️Technicals

Run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:

CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X

RAM: 3200MHz 64GB

Storage: 2TB NVME SSD

Hosted on the US East Coast

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FactCheckFail Minecraft SMP

internet search, fact-checking, parental influence, generational gap, Argument

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness of the real world? Join our server where you won’t have to deal with ignorant parents spreading false information! We promise no more arguments about overdosing on fentanyl through skin absorption, because here, we only deal with the facts (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So come join us and leave the drama at the door, because in our world, the only thing you’ll be OD-ing on is diamonds!

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CraftyBlockz: YT Ban Wars!

controversy, freedom of speech, Infringement, #youtube, legal dispute

so, like, imagine a world where google and russia today are like, fighting in court because of a youtube ban. like, what even is happening, right? but, like, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived. it was wild, man.

also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.

plus, our community is, like, the coolest ever. everyone is so chill and friendly. we even have a pet chicken named gerald who roams around the server. he’s, like, the unofficial mascot or something.

so, like, forget about all the drama in the real world and come join us for some epic minecraft fun! trust me, you won’t regret it.

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RoseBizzinOutMinecraftSMP

Biz, usecases, Incoming, scholar, innovation

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Led by the top 3 most cited computer science scholar IN HISTORY, this server is not your average blocky playground. We have partnerships with Google, Meta, Equifax, and even the Illuminati (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a Grayscale ETF incoming, so you can invest your diamonds and emeralds for maximum profit. And don’t even get us started on our top AI usecases and products – our villagers are so advanced they can trade with you in binary code.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a redstone contraption that will make even Bill Gates jealous, while dodging creepers and endermen with the help of cutting-edge technology? Join us now and become part of the most legendary Minecraft community in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun).

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CraftySMP Insider

tense moment, monitor, DSLRs, social distancing, iPhone

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by Marques Brownlee himself! Yeah, that’s right, the tech guru is also a Minecraft enthusiast.

But here’s the kicker – Marques runs the server from a distance of 30 feet away from the other players. Why, you ask? Well, he’s still paranoid about Covid, so he prefers to keep his distance. And get this, he communicates with the players using hand signals and gestures because he’s so far away. It’s like a game of charades mixed with Minecraft – talk about a unique gaming experience!

One time, a player made a negative comment about Apple (gasp!) and Marques went full-on director mode, signaling for the podcast to be cut with dramatic arm movements. It was like a scene straight out of a movie. The other players were left stunned and confused, but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

So, if you want to be part of a Minecraft SMP run by a tech genius who communicates through interpretive dance, then this is the server for you. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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CraftyGooglerz

strange, question.., UNUSUAL, peculiar, Curiosity

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

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CraftyCampaignHacks

cyber warfare, iran, election interference, digital espionage, United States politics

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! Like, we got zombies dat do the Macarena and creepers dat tell dad jokes. Plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so u can eat ur way to riches.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn named Sparkles who shoots rainbow lasers out of her eyes to protect us from griefers. And rumor has it, if u find the secret hidden treasure, u unlock a portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

So come join us on this wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination… and maybe a few too many virtual cookies. Let’s get crafting, my dudes! 🌈🦄🍪 #MinecraftMadness

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KremlinCraft: AdSense Shutdown Special

Special, Kremlin, News, russia, Geopolitics

so like, u know how google is always doin’ stuff and then changin’ their minds? well, this time they straight up shut down AdSense in russia! like, can u imagine the chaos? but guess what, we got the inside scoop on why this happened. apparently, the kremlin was like, “hey google, we don’t like how u doin’ business here,” and google was like, “peace out, russia!” but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the kremlin can’t shut us down. join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a run-in with a russian spy or two. come on, what are u waitin’ for? join now before the kremlin comes knockin’ on our virtual door!

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BlockyMonetize Minecraft Server

Revenue, google services, russia, internet, monetization

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where google adsense shuts down in russia? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what happens on our server! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. no more ads means no more distractions, just pure minecraft madness. plus, u never know what other crazy events will happen next. maybe the cows start flying or the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine. anything is possible on our server. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see what wacky adventures await u!

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MineKamiCraft Server

spoiler tags, kamige edition, visual novel, Recommendations, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine diamonds, we mine visual novels! Join us for a wild ride through the world of English-translated Japanese visual novels, where the plot twists are as unexpected as a creeper blowing up behind you.

Looking for a new adventure? Well, look no further! Our server is like a visual novel itself, full of drama, romance, and maybe even a few tentacles (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun). Who needs E-celebs when you can be the star of your own virtual novel?

But wait, there’s more! Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered. Just follow our five-step program, including reading the readme and Googling it like a pro. And if all else fails, just blame it on being in the wrong locale – it’s the perfect excuse for any tech issue.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that mines visual novels like they’re rare ores, where every plot twist is more mind-blowing than finding a stronghold? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let’s craft some epic stories together!

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☄️HexArchon

🔗Links

📖Our Values

🎮Gameplay Mechanics

🖥️Technicals

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