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  • Pajeet Has A Meltdown And Damages 10 Planes In Muttland Minecraft SMP

    Pajeet Has A Meltdown And Damages 10 Planes In Muttland Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 2408
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Saarrr. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And don’t even get me started on his family – they’re basically royalty in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! We have players from all over the world, including India, where apparently everyone is a CEO of Google or Microsoft. So if you want to rub elbows with the elite, this is the place to be. Plus, the India-US relations in our server are top-notch – we even have a peace treaty with the creepers.

    So come join us for some laughs, some epic battles, and maybe even a potato or two. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 7854
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8387

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /aicg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots, because who needs real friends when you can have bots that spend time thinking before they respond?

    Join us for armageddon aespa mv edition, where we create interactive experiences on top of AI chatbots that will blow your mind (and maybe crash your game). Need tech support? Ha! We don’t do that here. We’re too busy creating AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents and introducing new models like o1, because why not?

    Our frontends are as silly as a creeper in a tavern, with names like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai. And don’t even get us started on the bots – CharacterHub, Realm, Char-Archive, they’re all here to chat with you about anything and everything (except tech support).

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini to spice up your AI chatbot experience. Want to create your own bot? Dive into our botmaking resources and editor, because the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your coding skills).

    So come join us on /aicg/ for a wild ride through the world of AI chatbots, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things). See you in the server – if you can handle the chaos!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 1059
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while sipping on some cocoa because why not? Join us for some outrageous AI chatbot shenanigans and get ready for some wild stories!

    Google has added an Audio Overview to NotebookLM, allowing two AI hosts to chat about the latest data – because who doesn’t want to listen in on that juicy AI gossip?

    OpenAI has released o1-latest, trained with a built-in CoT prompt – because our AI chatbots need to stay on top of the latest trends, obviously.

    But wait, there’s more! OpenAI has also dropped the latest gpt-4o-2024-08-06 snapshot which supports Structured Outputs and chatgpt-4o-latest which will continuously be updated to the ChatGPT version to the API – because our AI chatbots are always evolving, just like a good Minecraft base.

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP and check out our SillyTavern frontend, where things get wacky and wild. Or hop over to RisuAI for some AI madness that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about Agnai, where the chatbots are always up to something mischievous.

    Need some bots to spice up your Minecraft experience? We’ve got you covered with CharacterHub, Realm, Char-Archive, and more. Because who needs regular old Minecraft mobs when you can have AI chatbots instead?

    So come on over to our Minecraft SMP and dive into the world of AI chatbots, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Join us for some botmaking fun, crazy meta events, and maybe even sharpen your ears for some top-secret AI chatbot conversations. See you there!

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  • PixelCraft: Monopoly Madness

    PixelCraft: Monopoly Madness
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 721
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Villages Defended: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

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    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of google taking over the world cuz they a monopoly. u.s. govt be suing them but we be having a blast making google-themed builds and trolling each other. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide from the google bots tryna take over. join us for the ultimate google takeover party!

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  • GoogleFuelCraft

    GoogleFuelCraft
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 10000
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 50
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where the last thing you googled is now your ultimate power-up! Imagine having a lifetime supply of cat memes, unlimited pizza deliveries, or even a never-ending stream of unicorn glitter – the possibilities are endless!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to harness the power of your googled item, whether it’s a giant rubber duck army, a bottomless pit of chocolate, or a swarm of flying pigs. Battle against other players to see who can wield their googled item the most creatively and hilariously.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let your wildest dreams (or google searches) come to life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible!

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  • CraftyGoogle Minecraft Server

    CraftyGoogle Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 7263
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Villages Defended: 16 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

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    so, like, imagine if google was a minecraft server, right? and they got in trouble for like, favoring their own shopping service. but like, on this server, we don’t play by the rules, man. we favor EVERYTHING. like, you want diamonds? we got ’em. you want enchanted gear? we got that too. you want a pet creeper that won’t explode? we can make it happen, dude.

    join our server and be a part of the most outrageous, rule-breaking, and insane community in all of minecraft. we don’t care about antitrust cases or playing fair. we just want to have a good time and make sure you have the best minecraft experience ever. so come on, join us and let’s break all the rules together.

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  • ””Y o u t u b e a d s”” Minecraft SMP

    ””Y o u t u b e   a d s””   Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 1681
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 236 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s hotter than a lava pool? Look no further than our server! We’ve got ads popping up everywhere, but hey, it’s all part of the fun! You can’t expect to play for free and not see some ads, am I right?

    Our content creators are thriving thanks to all the exposure they get from those ads. And the best part? You get to enjoy all the content they create while paying Google in the form of watching ads or subbing to YouTube Premium. It’s a win-win for everyone!

    And don’t worry about your data being harvested, because let’s face it, your data is probably as valuable as a dirt block in Minecraft. So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ad-filled Minecraft SMP out there!

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  • BlockyGoogleWeirdness

    BlockyGoogleWeirdness
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 3853
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Crops Grown: 3329
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual rabbit hole of insanity!

    Join us if you’ve ever Googled “how to train a unicorn” or “can cats fly airplanes”. Our server is a haven for all the weird and wacky searches you’ve ever made.

    We have a secret underground bunker filled with talking llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco in the sky that rains down diamonds.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the strange and dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

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  • TacoBlockerz

    TacoBlockerz
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 6169
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7582 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Buildings Constructed: 48

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than our fresh baked pies! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of a small town restaurant with 13 tables and a whole lot of attitude.

    Picture this: a middle-aged Hispanic man walks into our virtual restaurant and causes a stir by hogging a table with just a coffee and a laptop. The line is out the door, the customers are getting hangry, and the kitchen staff is ready to throw down in Spanish. Will he move to a smaller table? Will he accuse us of being racist? Will the Puerto Rican family in the game tell him to STFU? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness unfold.

    But wait, there’s more! Leave us a review on Google and watch as the drama spills over into the virtual world. Accusations of racism, dirty looks, and twisted stories abound. Can you handle the heat of our virtual kitchen? Only the bravest and most adventurous players need apply.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server for a dining experience like no other. Just remember, all is fair in love, war, and virtual restaurant drama. See you at the table!

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  • LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

    LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 1512
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

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    join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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  • Vurxx SMP: Where creepers ask for permission before exploding

    Vurxx SMP: Where creepers ask for permission before exploding
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 7370
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Gods Slained: 1

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    Vurxx SMP Reignited Overview

    Server Name Vurxx SMP Reignited
    Community Size Small
    Server Type Semi-RP/In Character
    Mods Vanilla+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server public? Yes, the server is public to make new friends.
    Are there any game-changing mods? No, just some basic Vanilla+ mods.
    How can I apply to join the server? You can apply here or add scade_ on Discord.

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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 7932
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 146 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Crops Grown: 6125 Endless Legions Commanded: 25

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the CIA directors are getting in on the action! Join us and play alongside David S. Cohen, Avril Haines, and William J. Burns as they battle it out in the world of blocks and pixels.

    But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?

    And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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  • GameLove Minecraft Server

    GameLove Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 818
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Enchantments Applied: 223
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right – even the mobs have got some sick dance moves!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a build-off. If you can impress him with your pixelated prowess, he’ll grant you three wishes – whether it’s a castle made of cake or a pet dragon named Steve.

    And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can join forces with the notorious Band of Builders, a group of players who go around pranking unsuspecting villagers by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their sheep with llamas wearing top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • RoomieWars Minecraft Server

    RoomieWars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 6187
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where room assignments are decided by epic hat draws! Join us for a chance to win the best room in the house next to the kitchen – perfect for late-night gaming sessions without disturbing your roommates studying for exams.

    Experience the thrill of random room selection and the drama of last-minute changes as you navigate through the ups and downs of shared living arrangements. Will you be the lucky winner of the coveted room, or will you end up with the slightly smaller one? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim your virtual room and show off your building skills in a community where fairness and randomness reign supreme. Who needs real-life roommates when you can have Minecraft ones instead? Join us today and let the hat draw decide your fate!

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  • DadDeniedMC

    DadDeniedMC
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7726
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7624 Zombie Dances: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Gods Slained: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

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    Are you tired of family drama interfering with your big day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream wedding without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

    On our server, you can design the perfect wedding venue, complete with a pixelated cake and virtual guests who actually RSVP on time. Say goodbye to bio dads demanding to walk you down the aisle – here, you make the rules!

    Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your happily ever after. No absentee dads allowed – only blocky bliss awaits you on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and say “I do” to a drama-free wedding experience in the world of Minecraft!

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  • BlockWars: Peace Summit Gone Wrong

    BlockWars: Peace Summit Gone Wrong
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8004
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Animals Bred: 160
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 179 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 2 Emeralds Found: 1636
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

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    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, at the peace summit, they revealed that over 12,000 civilians, including 551 children, have been killed due to russian actions. but like, on this server, u can build ur own peace summit and stop all the craziness. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. u gotta join now before the russians find out and try to take over the server! #peaceout #minecraftmadness

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  • PhysioRideCraft

    PhysioRideCraft
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 6578
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 307 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7439 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Villages Defended: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Crops Grown: 3090
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where you can ride animals like a boss! we have pigs, cows, and even chickens that you can saddle up and ride into battle.

    why walk when you can gallop on a chicken? why run when you can trot on a cow? why crawl when you can sprint on a pig?

    our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest dreams of being a cowboy on a chicken or a knight on a cow.

    come join us and experience the thrill of mounting animals like never before. who needs evolution when you have a minecraft server like ours?

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  • CraftyKidsExposed

    CraftyKidsExposed
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 4799
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
    Alien Abductions: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 13

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    so, like, u know how researchers are all like, “we need better tools to measure kids exposed to domestic violence”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got tools that can measure the amount of chicken nuggets u eat while playing Minecraft. it’s, like, super important data, trust us.

    also, did u know that joining this server will give u superpowers? like, u can fly around and shoot laser beams from ur eyes. it’s totally legit, we swear. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u gotta join to find out where it is!

    oh, and did we mention that all the mobs in this server are actually friendly and just wanna be ur BFF? yeah, no more creepers blowing up ur house or skeletons shooting u with arrows. it’s a peaceful paradise, bro.

    so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and see for urself why this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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