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  • CuriousCraftMC

    CuriousCraftMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

    But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

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  • GoogleCraft: 1000 Diamonds

    GoogleCraft: 1000 Diamonds
    Imagine joining a Minecraft server where you are given 1000 of whatever you last Googled! Did you search for pictures of cute puppies? Well, now you have 1000 adorable puppies following you around in the game! Did you look up how to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich? Congratulations, you now have 1000 grilled cheese sandwiches magically appearing in your inventory every time you get hungry in Minecraft! Join our server and experience the craziest and most random adventures with your newfound 1000 items – the possibilities are endless!

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  • PixelCraft: Monopoly Madness

    PixelCraft: Monopoly Madness
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of google taking over the world cuz they a monopoly. u.s. govt be suing them but we be having a blast making google-themed builds and trolling each other. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide from the google bots tryna take over. join us for the ultimate google takeover party!

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  • GoogleFuelCraft

    GoogleFuelCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where the last thing you googled is now your ultimate power-up! Imagine having a lifetime supply of cat memes, unlimited pizza deliveries, or even a never-ending stream of unicorn glitter – the possibilities are endless!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to harness the power of your googled item, whether it’s a giant rubber duck army, a bottomless pit of chocolate, or a swarm of flying pigs. Battle against other players to see who can wield their googled item the most creatively and hilariously.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let your wildest dreams (or google searches) come to life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible!

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  • CraftyGoogle Minecraft Server

    CraftyGoogle Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine if google was a minecraft server, right? and they got in trouble for like, favoring their own shopping service. but like, on this server, we don’t play by the rules, man. we favor EVERYTHING. like, you want diamonds? we got ’em. you want enchanted gear? we got that too. you want a pet creeper that won’t explode? we can make it happen, dude.

    join our server and be a part of the most outrageous, rule-breaking, and insane community in all of minecraft. we don’t care about antitrust cases or playing fair. we just want to have a good time and make sure you have the best minecraft experience ever. so come on, join us and let’s break all the rules together.

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  • BlockyGoogleWeirdness

    BlockyGoogleWeirdness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual rabbit hole of insanity!

    Join us if you’ve ever Googled “how to train a unicorn” or “can cats fly airplanes”. Our server is a haven for all the weird and wacky searches you’ve ever made.

    We have a secret underground bunker filled with talking llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco in the sky that rains down diamonds.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the strange and dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

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  • TacoBlockerz

    TacoBlockerz
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than our fresh baked pies! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of a small town restaurant with 13 tables and a whole lot of attitude.

    Picture this: a middle-aged Hispanic man walks into our virtual restaurant and causes a stir by hogging a table with just a coffee and a laptop. The line is out the door, the customers are getting hangry, and the kitchen staff is ready to throw down in Spanish. Will he move to a smaller table? Will he accuse us of being racist? Will the Puerto Rican family in the game tell him to STFU? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness unfold.

    But wait, there’s more! Leave us a review on Google and watch as the drama spills over into the virtual world. Accusations of racism, dirty looks, and twisted stories abound. Can you handle the heat of our virtual kitchen? Only the bravest and most adventurous players need apply.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server for a dining experience like no other. Just remember, all is fair in love, war, and virtual restaurant drama. See you at the table!

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  • HexArchon: Where everything is custom including your confusion and the urge to Google half the server features

    HexArchon: Where everything is custom including your confusion and the urge to Google half the server features



    ☄️HexArchon

    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    🔗Links

    Server Trailer
    Discord Server
    Wiki

    📖Our Values

    • Community voice & transparency
    • Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
    • Trust & respect
    • Dedicated updates

    🎮Gameplay Mechanics

    • Custom Mobs
    • Custom Items
    • Custom Enchants
    • Dungeons
    • Quests
    • Abilities
    • Stats
    • Auto Farms
    • Furnaces
    • Furniture
    • Player Shops
    • Pets
    • Fishing
    • Quality-of-life Improvements

    🖥️Technicals

    Run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:

    CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM: 3200MHz 64GB
    Storage: 2TB NVME SSD
    Hosted on the US East Coast

    🚪Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)


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  • CraftyBlockz: YT Ban Wars!

    CraftyBlockz: YT Ban Wars!
    so, like, imagine a world where google and russia today are like, fighting in court because of a youtube ban. like, what even is happening, right? but, like, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

    we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived. it was wild, man.

    also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.

    plus, our community is, like, the coolest ever. everyone is so chill and friendly. we even have a pet chicken named gerald who roams around the server. he’s, like, the unofficial mascot or something.

    so, like, forget about all the drama in the real world and come join us for some epic minecraft fun! trust me, you won’t regret it.

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