Crafty Truths Minecraft Server

330 pounds, 6’11”, 610, Business, Crafty, dressing room, era, Evolution, fighters, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, old school, physicality, Prime, professional wrestling, Server, shooters, tough guy, toughness, Truths, UFC champion, video games, wrestling

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1895	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	186	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	147
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9377	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of wimpy players on Minecraft servers? Do you miss the days when men were men and being a tough guy was a good thing? Well, look no further because our server is full of crusty f***ing men who are real shooters!

Back in the day, our players were 6’10”-6’11” and 330 pounds of pure muscle. They could’ve been UFC champions in their prime! Join our server and experience the thrill of protecting the business while taking down anyone who dares to mess with you.

Forget about players playing video games and making sure they look pretty, on our server, it’s all about being a tough guy and showing off your strength. So join now and unleash your inner beast on our insane Minecraft server!

OutfitCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Confrontation, coordination, cruise, emotional distress, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family trip, family vacation, hurt feelings, hurtful behavior, in-laws, matching outfits, Minecraft, misunderstandings, OutfitCraft, Resentment, Server, sils, social exclusion

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you out of the matching diamond armor party!

Join us on epic adventures where we all wear coordinated outfits, except for that one sheep who refuses to wear anything but wool.

Experience the thrill of confronting your fellow players for not including you in their plans, only to have them deny everything and blame you for overthinking. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about fallout with the villagers or the Ender Dragon, because on our server, everyone is included and no hurt feelings allowed (unless you accidentally hit someone with your pickaxe).

So come join us on this wild ride and remember, on our server, the only thing aggressive is the way we mine for diamonds!

SisOwesMe35K

ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family trust fund, favoritism, financial accountability, financial betrayal, financial boundaries, financial dispute, financial ethics, financial responsibility, financial transparency, Inheritance, sibling inheritance, sibling rivalry, SisOwesMe35K, trust fund, trust fund abuse, trust fund distribution, trust fund mismanagement, unfair distribution

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7190
Endless Night Skies:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

So, like, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a wild family drama like you’ve never seen before. Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, you’ll be too busy trying to figure out who’s stealing from the trust fund!

Join our server for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets, confront your thieving siblings, and maybe even take a trip to stunt school in Atlanta (virtual, of course). Will you be the hero who exposes the injustice and gets the money back, or will you join forces with the shady sister and live it up in an NYC penthouse?

Trust us, this server is more drama-filled than a reality TV show. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate this twisted family dynamic and come out on top. Just remember, in this world, the only thing that’s certain is chaos – and maybe a few stolen diamonds along the way.

SupernatCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the gateway to the supernatural! Join us and you might just encounter more than just ghosts – we’re talking about zombie pigmen riding on flying creepers, endermen hosting tea parties, and even a friendly neighborhood witch who brews potions for all your needs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether disco party, where the ghasts are the DJs and the lava flows like a neon dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a new pet dragon or a magic wand that shoots out exploding sheep. The possibilities are endless on our supernatural Minecraft server!

PixelPleasure

Brighten your day, daily delights, daily happiness, daily happiness boost, daily pick-me-up, everyday happiness, everyday joy, everyday smiles, happiness boost, little pleasures, little things, Mood lifter, PixelPleasure, simple delights, simple happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small delights, small joys, small moments

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Imagine logging into our Minecraft server and immediately being greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Our server is home to the most sophisticated llamas in the Minecraft universe. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of party-loving pigs who know how to boogie down like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Our chickens are trained in combat and ready to take on any foe that dares to challenge them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior cats who will stop at nothing to protect their beloved land from any invaders. These cats may be small, but they are mighty and will strike fear into the hearts of even the bravest players.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this one-of-a-kind world?

NATOcraft: Army Armor Rumble

Alliance, armor, Army, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, Equipment, european security, international relations, Military, Military operations, military presence, nato, NATOcraft, Poland, Rumble, stars and stripes, storage facility, strategic positioning, Tanks, Troops, US army, Vehicles

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mines Excavated:	1271

Yo yo yo, welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the US Army armor ain’t got nothin’ on us! We got tanks, helicopters, and all the military gear you could ever dream of. Join us as we rumble into new NATO storage facilities in Poland, taking over the world one block at a time. Trust us, you ain’t seen nothin’ like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime. Join now or forever hold your peace, because we’re taking over the Minecraft universe, one explosion at a time!

GalaxyNetwork

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Galaxy Network is Baikan’s newly formed Network. Everyone is welcome! Ip: play.galaxy-community.info Version: 1.20.4

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ULTIMATE LOL-LAND [SMP] – Build the city of your dreams! Java 1.21

bedrock, BUILD, Building-focused, city, city building, collaborative builds, Community Focused, dangerous nights, dreams, Grind-mitigation, group exploration, Hidden coordinates, immersive experience, immersive gameplay, java, Java 1.21, LOLLAND, long-term world, Minecarts, mob cap, path construction, railways, show off builds, smp, Ultimate, vanilla server, wacky gameplay

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	4427

SUPER☺︎FUNLAND <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/biological-muscle/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to SUPER☺︎FUNLAND Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features	Details
Server Type	Vanilla server that never resets
Cross-platform	Compatible with Bedrock edition
Grind-Mitigation	Increased crafted items for specific recipes
Mob Cap	Increased for more challenging nights
Nether and End Resets	Daily resets at ~3 a.m. Eastern Time
Nether and End Coordinates	Hidden to encourage path construction

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I play on this server from my mobile device?

A: Yes, the server is cross-platform compatible with Bedrock edition, so you can play on the go.

Q: How often does the nether and end get reset?

A: The nether and end reset daily at approximately 3 a.m. Eastern Time.

Q: Are there any modifications to gameplay on this server?

A: The server has grind-mitigation features that increase the amount of crafted items for specific recipes, as well as increased mob cap for more challenging nights.

Q: Can I join the server and start building right away?

A: Yes, feel free to join us at SUPER☺︎FUNLAND and add your story to this blocky world.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Hop on now at play.atlasminecraft.com

Cuntree Army Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Army, borders, Conflict, Country, cuntree, Defense, defense forces, Government, homeland security, Invasion, Military, military presence, Minecraft, national defense, national security, national sovereignty, Protection, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, sovereignty rights, Territory, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3656	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	528	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where having an army in your “cunt” is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, epic quests, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Cuntree of Doom, where players can test their skills against fearsome creatures like the dreaded Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a spare pair of diamond pants.

NO NO NO Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Don’t believe us? Well, just wait until you see our secret disco party room where creepers dance to dubstep music all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken army with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time!

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