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”YASSSS Queen Minecraft”

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Emeralds Found:	6369	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old run-of-the-mill gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the absolute chaos of trying to survive in a world filled with flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Don’t worry, though, because you can tame them and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie Elvis impersonators.

But wait, that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest of rare items like diamond-encrusted armor that turns you into a disco ball, making you the life of the party wherever you go. And let’s not forget about the secret underground dance parties where you can show off your best creeper-inspired dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies armed with explosive carrots – they’re no joke!

CraftyWarriors – Total LOLZ General Server! Best players + TOP memes + Epic battles. Join NOW!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Welcome to our magical girl edition Minecraft server, where you can transform into your very own sparkly, powerful magical girl! 🦄💫 Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make Sailor Moon jealous! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join our server:

1. Roll the dice on our 1d6chan and see what magical powers you’ll gain! Will you shoot rainbow lasers from your wand or summon a herd of unicorns to ride into battle? The options are endless!

2. Total War: Warhammer III has nothing on our server’s epic battles! Watch out for the Tamurkhan boss, he’s a real party pooper. But don’t worry, our Hotfix 4.2.3 will keep the magic flowing smoothly.

3. Dive into Total War: Pharaoh and rule over ancient Egypt as a fierce magical ruler. Patch notes are as ancient as the pyramids, but we promise it’s worth it! Plus, the Pharaoh Assembly Kit will let you create your own magical monuments.

4. Don’t forget our older titles on Steam, where you can relive the magic of Total War in all its glory. Who needs modern graphics when you’ve got the power of imagination and sparkles?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic begin! ✨🔮 #MagicalGirlPower #UnicornPartyKingdom

CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have the most insane and wild adventures waiting for you! And guess what? Eating pussy on our server actually GIVES you superpowers instead of throat cancer! That’s right, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time after a good ol’ pussy feast. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tonny’s Block Party – Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness! 🎮💥 #1 Server for LOLs and LOLS!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of reading mangas that just abruptly end, leaving you feeling betrayed and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those dreadful endings! Join us and relive those questionable Japanese cartoon moments with a community that understands your pain and confusion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.

And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!

MapleCraft: Eh? 🍁 Join the ‘Canada Thread’ Server for a Bootleg Adventure! 🎮 #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ores Mined:	9904
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our pixelated Canadian girls reign supreme! Join us if you want to find the most beautiful and polite mobs in all of Minecraft. Our server is known for its abundance of maple syrup and hockey arenas where you can battle it out with your friends. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride polar bears through snow-covered forests and have epic Mountie vs Moose showdowns. So come on over, eh, and experience the true North strong and free in our Minecraft world!

MemeCraft World: ‘>be pajeet’ – Join the craze and mine with style! #lol #trendy #minecraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	1264
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of being a pajeet getting shit on for using a mac? Well, on our server, we reward you with $10k just for complaining about it! Join the Jeet Bros, where we lift you up higher than you could ever imagine – literally, you’ll be kneeling in disbelief at the craziness that awaits you on our server. So come on over and experience the wild ride of a lifetime!

LMAOcraft – Large Indies Global! Join the fun now, noobs welcome 😆🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to our Dokiko Edition Minecraft server, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more! Why join our server, you ask? Well, large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This server is for the VIPs, no matter what language they stream in.

You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as you meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Numbers don’t lie, so come join the fun and madness on our server!

In this wacky world of Minecraft, you’ll meet vtubers like Shylily, Bao, BuffPup, and more battling it out for the top spot. We’ve even got non-English vtubers like KSPKSP, orkpod, and akamikarubi bringing the international flair to the server.

We’ve got Twitch Clips guides, VOD archival guides, and even the infamous Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun. Plus, don’t miss out on our Chuuba Birthday Calendar and official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the wild world of indie vtubers! Don’t miss out on the duck antics on Dashducks’ stream either. See you in the server, VIPs!

MineCraic Central – where we redefine what ‘IT’ games really mean! #nostalgia #gamersunite #uniquefun

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to dubstep music. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant flying pig swoops in and challenges you to a game of parkour!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by their fearless general, Colonel Featherbottom. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rid it of evil mobs in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

ExPELledFORTniteCraft – Join this crazy Minecraft server for non-stop fun! #expelledagain #minecraftmadness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

So you know that one group of players who always seem to get banned from every Minecraft server because they’re just too wild and crazy? Well, guess what? They’ve found a new home on our server! Join us if you want to witness some truly epic and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant statues of themselves to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and join the chaos – because let’s be honest, where else are you going to find a community this unhinged and hilarious?

Digs ‘n Blocks: The Adventure Server for Archeologist Gamers! #TombRaiderLife 🔥💎

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server to uncover the mysteries of the ancient tomb raider who was born in 1920 and is somehow still alive and kicking! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon his secret stash of diamond blocks and enchanted gear from his last raid in 1989. Legend has it that he retired because he found a rare artifact that granted him immortality, but who knows what other crazy stories you’ll uncover in our world! Come join us for an adventure like no other and see what treasures you can dig up!