Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.
Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server like no other. This server was so epic, it had Project Nimbus levels of awesomeness. Picture this: Google and Amazon teaming up to provide the Israeli government and military with cloud computing services in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right. We’ve got AI tools, data centers, and other cloud infrastructure waiting for you to explore and conquer.
But that’s not all! Our server is a place where protests are not only allowed but encouraged. Want to march against the tyranny of creepers? Go for it! Feel like picketing outside the Ender Dragon’s lair? We’ve got your back! Join us and be a part of something truly revolutionary.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and be a part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join our server and you too can embark on a quest to find the elusive Potato of Power, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a castle made entirely of TNT). Plus, every new player gets a free pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on anyone who dares challenge you.
So what are you waiting for? Join Finana’s realm today and prepare for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Liver of Legends, a mythical organ that grants its wielder unlimited power and a never-ending supply of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can find the Liver, you’ll become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good!
| Welcome to Astral Pixelmon! |
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| IP: play.astralpixelmon.com |
| Discord: http://discord.astralpixelmon.com |
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| EV Safari |
| Pixelmon Bingo |
| Dex Rewards |
| Custom Crates |
| Adult Owned |
| LGBTQ+ Friendly |
| WonderTrade |
| Pokebags |
| Pixelmon Raids |
| Gambling |
| Timber Mod |
| Resource World |
| Vanilla Mobs |
| Custom Textures |
| Gym Leaders |
| GTS |
We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.
You can use the Curse launcher or download the mod manually from http://reforged.gg/
You can join the server at play.astralpixelmon.com and join our Discord community at http://discord.astralpixelmon.com
Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV Safari, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, Resource World, Vanilla Mobs, Custom Textures, Gym Leaders, and GTS.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of friendly Ender Dragons who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, every player who joins gets their very own pet Creeper to keep them company on their adventures.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Triforce hidden somewhere in the world, granting you untold powers and riches. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this magical Minecraft server and become a hero of Hyrule!
Imagine sneaking up on unsuspecting players and yelling “Sayonara, heretic!” before taking them out with your trusty katana. Or teaming up with fellow players to create a ninja clan dedicated to eradicating all traces of Christianity from the server.
But beware, the missionaries are not going down without a fight! They will do everything in their power to convert you to their cause, so be prepared to defend yourself with all the skills and weapons at your disposal.
So, if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience unlike any other, join us on this server and let the madness begin! Who knew slicing heads off could be so much fun?
mc.truecube.ru
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| When will XMC officially open? | XMC will officially open on Friday, May 24. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | Join our Discord server and run the command “/apply” in any channel to receive the application form. Fill out the form and submit it. An admin will then review your application. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server? | Yes, there are several rules including being mature, respecting other members, no stealing or griefing, no inappropriate content, no unfair advantage mods, and notifying if you plan to be inactive for a period of time. |
| What server-side mods are used on XMC? | XMC uses a variety of server-side mods to tweak things, but nothing that breaks vanilla compatibility. Everything that works on a vanilla server will work here. |
| Is there a testing server available for players? | Yes, there is a testing server available for players to try out some builds before the official opening of XMC. |
| How can I access the webmap of the server? | You can access the webmap of the server at https://map.xmcnet.work |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Great Aunt Mildred, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas with nothing but a spoon and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that she’s currently building a roller coaster made entirely out of cake and rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness her epic creations firsthand!
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of our wacky extended family. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost relative who’s been living in a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. The possibilities are endless on our server, where extended family truly reigns supreme!
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!