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LostFriend Minecraft Server

absence.., alive, bittersweet, Connection, emotional, Farewell, Heartache, longing, Lost, LostFriend, Memories, Minecraft, Missed, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Past Life, person, Reflection, relationships, Reminiscing, separation, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchantments Applied:	233
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Remember that one time you accidentally set your ex’s house on fire in Minecraft? Yeah, good times. But don’t worry, on our server, we promise not to ban you for your fiery antics. In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we unleash our inner pyromaniacs on unsuspecting villages and players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on down and relive the good ol’ days of burning bridges (literally) with us!

FluentInMinecraftLang

bilingualism, Communication, cultural diversity, endangered languages, FLUENT, FluentInMinecraftLang, foreign languages, global communication, language acquisition, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, least spoken language, linguistic abilities, linguistic diversity, linguistic knowledge, linguistic preservation, linguistic skills, minority languages, Multilingual

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	936
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where the least spoken language you’re fluent in is the only way to communicate!

Join us for a wild ride as you try to navigate through the world of Minecraft using only your knowledge of a rare and obscure language. Who needs English or Spanish when you can shout commands in Klingon or Elvish?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the rarest diamonds and emeralds can only be found by those who can decipher the ancient texts scattered throughout the server in their chosen language. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden treasures and become the ultimate polyglot miner?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your linguistic skills in the most absurd and hilarious way possible!

NukeCraft Server – Decarbonize by 2050!

atomic energy, carbon emissions, carbon neutrality, clean energy, climate change, decarbonization, Decarbonize, emissions reduction, energy innovation, energy policy, energy technology, Energy Transition, environmental impact, global warming, low carbon, nuclear energy, nuclear power, nukecraft, renewable energy, Server, Sustainable development, sustainable energy, UN

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	543248	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where the only way to decarbonize is by using NUCLEAR POWER. like, forget solar panels and wind turbines, we’re going full on atomic energy up in here.

join our server and help us save the planet by building nuclear reactors and powering the world with radioactive goodness. who needs trees when you have glowing green rods of power, amirite?

plus, the UN atomic energy chief said it himself – without nuclear, we’re screwed. so come join us and be a hero in the fight against climate change. just make sure you have your hazmat suit ready, because things might get a little…radioactive.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s nuke our way to a greener future. because who needs clean energy when you have nuclear power, baby!

KoreaCraft: Schoolgirl Spawn Boost

birthrate, Boost, children, Demographic, Development, Earlier, education, fertility, Future, gender equality, Girls, Government, KoreaCraft, policy, Population, raise, Recommendations, School, schoolgirl, Social Issues, society, south korea, Spawn, thinktank

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6048
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz we got unicorns ridin’ pigs and chickens wearin’ top hats. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat madness, amirite? oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond ore and golden apples? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our admin once defeated a creeper with just a carrot. true story. so, like, come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

DragonflyDynasty

adaptation, ancient creatures, Biodiversity, Dinosaurs, Dragonflies, DragonflyDynasty, environmental changes, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary processes, evolutionary theory, extinctions events, fossil record, natural selection, prehistoric animals, Sharks, species, species diversity, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Towns Built:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Potions Brewed:	124

come join our epic minecraft server where you can battle SHARKS while building your dream castle! our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode! we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

BrainBoostCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchantments Applied:	201	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server be like no other, cuz we got them crazy drugs that make your brain go WOOSH! Imagine mining for diamonds while tripping on ketamine, your brain be adapting like a chameleon on steroids!

Scientists be saying that embracing metaplasticity on this server can make you a Minecraft master with less meds and fewer side effects. You’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss, all thanks to the power of drugs and adaptability!

So come join us on this wild ride of brain-enhancing fun, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of ketamine). Let’s get trippy, y’all!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Accelerate, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Briskly, Expedite, Faster, Fleet, Haste, high speed, Hurry, Minecraft, No. 78256809, Prompt, Quick, Rapid, rapidly, Rush, Server, SPEED, Swift, Swiftly, Velocity, Zoom

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to get into the action? Well, look no further because our server is FASTER than a speeding bullet! You’ll be mining, crafting, and building at lightning speed, leaving all those other servers in the dust.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about taking a swim in a pool of lava with a friendly creeper? The possibilities are endless on our FASTER server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? They’ll keep you entertained for hours with their crazy contraptions and wacky antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our FASTER server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered.

Summer Glau’s Minecraft Server

actress, career, dancer, fan favorite, firefly, Forgotten, forgotten actress, Glaus, Hollywood, Hollywood actress, memorable, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, Summer, Summer Glau, TALENTED, talented actress, talented dancer, television, television actress, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Underrated, underrated actress

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	144
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Do you miss Summer Glau as much as we do? Well, guess what? She’s actually the secret owner of our Minecraft server! That’s right, she’s been hiding out in the virtual world building epic creations and battling creepers. Join us and you might just run into her while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombies.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the Bermuda Triangle. That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft in a place where time and space don’t even exist! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have while exploring this mysterious realm.

So come join us on the server where Summer Glau reigns supreme and the Bermuda Triangle is just a portal away. It’s the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have, guaranteed!

HorribleCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, body image, Communication, Conflict, diet, dieting, extra sides, Fail, healthy, Horrible, HorribleCraft, Meals, Minecraft, partner, relationship, self esteem, self worth, self-care, self-image, Server, Shape, Unhealthy, unhealthy extra

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like a sad salad-eating robot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we believe in indulging in all the unhealthy extras your heart desires!

Join us for a wild ride of virtual gluttony, where you can feast on pixelated pizza, gorge on digital donuts, and snack on blocky burgers to your heart’s content. Who needs a diet when you have a whole virtual world of delicious treats at your fingertips?

But beware, our server is not just about food – it’s also a place where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join in on the chaos as players argue over body image, diet choices, and who gets the last enchanted golden apple.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a Minecraft chili pepper, come join us for a taste of the good life (and maybe a few unhealthy extras along the way). Who needs real food when you have pixelated perfection waiting for you?

ParentCraftersUnited

Blame, child services, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CPS, disagreement, family, feeding issues, hospitalization, intervention, ParentCraftersUnited, parenting, picky eater, professional advice, RESPONSIBILITY, sensory processing disorder, sibling, stress, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2870	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family feuds and CPS involvement you never knew you needed!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Suzie, John, Elle, and James unfold before your very eyes. From picky eaters to aggressive responses, this server has it all. Will Suzie and John finally listen to the feeding therapist, or will they continue to ignore professional advice and end up in the hospital again?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments, blocked numbers, and accusations of bad parenting. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?