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CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

cloud backup, coworker, CreeperCafe, Dinner, downtown snapshots, dress photo, google account, hotel room, husband, infidelity accusation, Marriage, mirror selfie, photos, Pixel phone, professional relationship, Secrets, social aspect, sulkiness, Team Building, team members, work trip

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	8830

So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

CraftyTinderMCServ

Ban, ban lifted, banned for, big corporation, CraftyTinderMCServ, DISRESPECTFUL, family account, Friend, google account, google voice, learned from it, misogynistic, not tight, opposite sides of the country, phone number, reaching out, supporting friend, terms of service, Tinder, unjustifiable ban

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend’s Tinder ban story? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like my friend trying to get back on Tinder after being banned. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft just like he’s trying to find love on the internet.

With crazy stories like this, you won’t be bored on our server. Plus, if you’ve ever been banned from a server before, you’ll fit right in with us. Join now and let the madness begin!

BabyRage Minecraft Server

AITAH, apartment, BabyRage, Boyfriend, college student, compromise, family, Generosity, living situation, middle of the night, Minecraft, nursing school, Pregnancy, refusing to help, rush to move out, Schedule, Server, sharing bedroom, sister’s baby, smaller house, support system, taken advantage of

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of sharing a bedroom with your sister who just had a baby and expects you to wake up at 1am to feed and change it? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life with our virtual world where babies don’t cry and you can sleep peacefully in your own virtual bedroom.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your dream home without any unwanted roommates or crying babies. No more getting kicked out of your own room or losing sleep because someone else made questionable life choices.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet. Plus, who needs real life responsibilities when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft server? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and annoying siblings!

DespAttentionMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention seeking tendencies, DespAttentionMinecraftSMP, desperate actions, desperate for affection, desperate for approval, desperate for attention, desperate for love, desperate for recognition, desperate for validation, desperate measures, seeking attention, seeking validation, worst behavior

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	515	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Emeralds Found:	5436	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you crave the spotlight and want to be the center of attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for attention seekers like you!

Join our server and become the ultimate drama queen or king. Start fake feuds with other players, spread wild rumors about secret treasure hunts, or even fake your own death for some extra sympathy points. The possibilities are endless when it comes to seeking attention on our server.

But be warned, the competition for attention is fierce. You’ll have to outdo your fellow players with even crazier stunts and antics to truly stand out. So, if you’re ready to do whatever it takes to be the center of attention, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the drama begin!

GiftCrafters

amazing gift, best gift, best present, cherished gift, favorite gift, gift from the heart, GiftCrafters, handmade gift, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, most treasured gift, perfect gift, personal gift, special gift, Surprise gift, thoughtful gift, treasured gift, unforgettable gift, unique gift, valuable gift

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	410
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Have you ever received a gift so epic that it made you want to build a monument to it in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we give out gifts so amazing that you’ll be building shrines to them in no time! From diamond armor to enchanted weapons, our loot crates are filled with goodies that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical egg that can spawn any mob you desire. Just imagine the chaos you could unleash with an army of creepers at your command!

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and a note from Notch himself, congratulating you on your epic loot. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. See you in the game!

LiarCraft Minecraft Server

2026, Accountability, global legislation, government transparency, Honesty, illegal, Labour administration, legislation, LiarCraft, lying in politics, Minecraft, pioneering, political deception, political ethics., political honesty, political integrity, political reform, public trust, Senedd elections, Server, truth in politics, truthfulness, Welsh government

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	594	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only lying allowed is when you tell your friends you totally didn’t steal their diamonds! we’re like the welsh government but way cooler because we actually follow through on our promises. our legislation is so groundbreaking, even herobrine is shaking in his pixelated boots. join us before the next senedd elections in 2026 and experience the thrill of a truly honest and transparent minecraft community. plus, we have free cake every friday! don’t miss out, join now!

CraftyAirportFun

airport incident, airport security, altercation, assault, assault victim, cctv footage, CraftyAirportFun, excessive force, GMP officer, head injury, investigation, law enforcement, Manchester Airport, Manchester news, Manchester police, Police Brutality, Public Safety, security footage, Video, violent scenes, viral video

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	67
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

come join our minecraft server where we reenact this epic airport brawl every day! watch as players kick each other in the head just like in the video! gmp officers are here to keep the peace and make sure everyone has a good time! join now for a wild and crazy experience you won’t find anywhere else!

NeverSayNeverCraft

Attitudes, Behavior, Beliefs, Cliches, Communication, contradiction, Expressions, habits, irony, Language, mindset, never say never, NeverSayNeverCraft, people, perspective, phrases, Repetition, Saying, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, wisdom, Words

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7651	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Crops Grown:	6405	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in minecraft, like ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret.

first of all, we have unicorns. yes, you heard that right. unicorns. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes. how cool is that?

secondly, we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, because there are also giant spiders down there that will try to eat you. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, that’s right. a freakin’ dragon.

so, if you’re looking for a place where you can ride unicorns, battle giant spiders, and fly on a dragon, then this is the server for you. join now and let the adventure begin!

BarkCraft: Methane-Free Zone!

air pollution, atmosphere, BarkCraft, carbon cycle, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, climate change, climate solutions, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas, methane, MethaneFree, Natural solutions, Nature-based solutions, research, study, sustainable solutions, tree bark, Zone

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

so like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and BAM, u find out that tree bark is like, saving the planet from global warming and stuff. like, who knew that those pixelated trees were the real MVPs, amirite? come join us and help save the world, one block at a time. plus, we have like, talking cows and flying pigs. it’s a real party up in here. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!

GangyGangy

building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Explore, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, GangyGangy, Improvement, Interactive, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Open, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

This server is brand new and open to everyone. Any amount of feedback would be apperciated for improvement towards the server. Thank you!

gangygangy.apexmc.co:25912

V For Vanilla – Where the only thing sweeter than the game is our puns! 1.21 update, No Map Resets!

authentic vanilla, Cheating, Community, dedicated hosting, DOXING, Finland server, Game, Griefing, international players, java server, Map, non-moderated chat, Puns, PvP, Raiding, Resets, semi anarchy, smp server, Spawn area, sweeter, TNT bombers, true vanilla experience, unaltered gameplay, update, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

Brief Overview:

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use mods on the server?

No, we aim to keep the gameplay experience vanilla without any mods or plugins.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to engage in PvP and griefing is also allowed.

Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build wherever they like within the world border, there are no specific restrictions on building structures.

Is there a way to protect my items or base?

There are no specific protection plugins on the server, so players must rely on their skills to protect their items and bases.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and experience the vanilla gameplay with you.

RustyNailCraft Minecraft Server

2×4, accident, Bed.., carelessness, Caution, danger, Floor, forgetful, Forgot, hazard, injury, Minecraft, morning, negligence, Precaution, reminder, rusty nail, RustyNailCraft, Safety, Server, sharp object, Sleep, Wake Up

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of forgetting about dangerous objects in your room because you’re too busy playing on a boring Minecraft server? Well, fear no more! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even notice the rusty nails lying around! Plus, our server is so exciting that you’ll never want to leave, even if it means risking stepping on that nail again. So come join us and leave your worries behind (except for the nail, maybe watch out for that).