Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
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Join us for epic in-game events like the “Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign” where you can win virtual prizes just for watching our Twitch streams. Who knew watching someone play Minecraft could be so rewarding?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience like no other. Build the most insane structures, mine for the rarest materials, and battle against mobs with your fellow players.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the fun, adventure, and pure chaos that awaits you on our server. See you there, fellow Minecrafters!
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual house without worrying about someone forging a POA in your name. Our server is so secure, even the most skilled loan officer, title officer, and notary couldn’t pull off a heist like that!
And if you’re tired of your stepdaughter lying about hanging out with her “bubbie” instead of spending time with you, come join us for some family-friendly fun. We promise there will be no toxic family members allowed – just good old-fashioned Minecraft shenanigans.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world where the only fraud you’ll encounter is someone stealing your diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a real-life financial scandal.
Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and design the wedding of your dreams, without any interference from disapproving in-laws. Plus, we have a special “Bridal Dress Sample Sale” event where you can find the perfect dress at 60% off, just like in real life (but without the drama)!
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This server is still under construction!
What awaits you? – No real money shop – Self-built spawn – Nice and experienced server team – Nette Community – Vote rewards – Regular events – Pets – Auction House – Fly with in-game money (authorization can be purchased in the shop) – /ec with in-game money (authorization can be purchased in the shop) – and much more
play.uncrafted-mc.de
51.89.241.234:25576
| Java & Bedrock IP | play.broomstix.net |
|---|---|
| Default Ports | — |
| Discord Server (w/ Voice Channels) | https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8 |
| Online In-game Map | https://map.broomstix.net/ |
Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Yes, the server has custom enchantments, teleportation options for mobs, and a bartering economy system.
Yes, you can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.
No, griefing is not allowed on this server.