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CarShame Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things pink and girly just like a teenager’s first car! Join us for a wild ride filled with pink leather seat covers, blankets, pillows, and cute charms hanging everywhere.

Just like the athlete sibling in this story, you may find yourself embarrassed by the sheer amount of pink surrounding you. But fear not, because we offer a safe space for all players to express themselves, even if it means driving around in a girly car.

And don’t worry about getting your license, because on our server, we’ll drive you to all your 5 am practices and even buy you breakfast! Just make sure to pay up if you throw out any of our precious charms and blankets – we don’t mess around when it comes to our pink decor.

So come join us on this outrageous adventure, where pink is the new black and driving in style is a must. Who needs a license when you have a Minecraft server like this? Let’s roll out in style, together!

SkinnyMomNoShame

archeological dig, back pain, body image, body positivity, Chronic pain, Communication, compliments, eating habits, Exercise, fad diets, family dynamics, fat shaming, hurtful comments, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-perception, SkinnyMomNoShame, university life, weight loss

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Ores Mined:	3118	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with weight comments from your mom while trying to enjoy a peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, join our server for a weight-free gaming zone! We promise no one will comment on your size, because let’s be real, in Minecraft everyone is the same blocky shape anyways.

Our server is perfect for those who want to escape the real world drama and just focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden by a group of mischievous creepers – can you find it?

So come join us, where the only weight you’ll have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. And remember, on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own pixelated way!

BlockyMemeMadness

Abnormal, BIZARRE, bizarre websites, BlockyMemeMadness, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, Freaky, internet, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, strange videos, surreal, Uncanny, UNUSUAL, unusual memes, weird

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? No? Well, you’re in for a treat on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks or participate in our annual sheep beauty pageant where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

BlockyBorschtBattle

anti-ISIS, BlockyBorschtBattle, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, detention centre, extremism, extremist group, hostage crisis, hostage rescue, hostage takers, international news, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Russian forces, russian military, security forces, Terrorism, terrorism threat, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

OMG, SO THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF RUSSIAN FORCES JUST WENT ALL RAMBO ON SOME ISIS DUDES TRYNA TAKE HOSTAGES AT A DETENTION CENTER. LIKE, TALK ABOUT INTENSE PVP ACTION, AMIRITE? JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS RUSSIAN COMMANDO TAKING DOWN TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT. PLUS, WE GOT MAD LOOT AND CRAZY BUILDS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS. #MINECRAFTWARZONE #RUSSIANTAKEDOWN #EPICLOOT

BlockPartyTime

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be, like ever. like, if you wanna be special, just spend more than 1 second on this server, like seriously.

we have unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow bridges that lead to a land made of candy.

if you join, you get a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks and, like, a diamond sword that can turn into a pizza whenever you want.

also, the owner of the server is a talking llama who gives out free hugs every hour.

so, like, if you wanna be special and have the most epic time ever, join this server now!

ViralGunners: Crafting Chaos & Conspiracies

Chaos, community response, conspiracies, conspiracy theories, Covid-19 pandemic, Crafting, distrust in government, extremism, firearms, government trust, gun control, gun owners, non-gun owners, pandemic effects, political beliefs, political violence, PROTESTS, Public Safety, purchase behavior, research, social behavior, societal impact, study, ViralGunners

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are armed to the teeth with virtual guns because they bought them during a pandemic. These guys are so paranoid, they think the government is out to get them and believe in all sorts of crazy conspiracy theories. But hey, that just makes the gameplay more exciting, right? Join this server if you want to be part of a community that’s ready to protest against virtual tyranny and fight for virtual freedom. It’s like a virtual revolution, man! So come on, grab your virtual gun and let’s cause some virtual chaos together!

Neverland Minecraft Server

confusion, contemplation, Despair, dissatisfaction, existential crisis, hopelessness, longing, Lost, Meaning, Minecraft, neverland, None of us, purpose, questioning life, Sadness, searching for answers, Server, unattainable, uncertainty, unfulfilled, unreachable, whats the point, will ever have this

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where you’ll never have a pet dragon or ride a unicorn? Well, fret not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle against hordes of evil llamas, and even build your own floating castle made entirely of marshmallows! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…because who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas! Build your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie penguins! Take part in epic dance parties with friendly creepers and party pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows wherever it goes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made out of delicious tacos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

bridesmaids dresses, disinterested, EXCITEMENT, friend’s wedding, Group Chat, happy for friend, love of your life, Minecraft, Server, vacuous, Wedding celebration, wedding chat, wedding details, wedding dresses, wedding excitement, wedding focus, wedding invitations, wedding joy, wedding meaning, wedding perspective, wedding planning, wedding support, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of being accused of being an asshole for not showing enough interest in your friend’s wedding planning? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of bridesmaids dresses, wedding invitations, and wedding dresses in the most epic way possible!

On our server, you can build your own virtual wedding with the love of your life (or your Minecraft crush) without all the unnecessary group chat drama. Get married in a pixelated paradise surrounded by creepers and zombies, because who needs boring old real life weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding?

Forget about being labeled as a party pooper, join our server and show your friend that weddings can be fun and exciting in a whole new way. Plus, you can invite all your friends from the group chat to witness the most epic Minecraft wedding of all time. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual wedding bliss? Join now and say “I do” to a whole new level of Minecraft fun!

NoSleep4U

aita, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Cologne, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DATING, dry humor, Fragrances, Friend, Hypocrisy, NoSleep4U, Personal preferences, personal space, relationships, Respect, rude comment, self-confidence, Self-expression, social etiquette, unsolicited opinion

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Towns Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any unwanted opinions about your cologne choices!

Join us and leave behind the haters who think they can judge your scent preferences. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let’s build a world where everyone smells amazing and drama is left at the door. Trust us, you won’t find any desert-dry comments here, just pure fun and creativity!