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BigCountryCraft: Where size doesn’t matter, just how you craft it!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Animals Bred:	141
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Love Letters Sent:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Tired of feeling like a tiny ant in a big country? Come join our Minecraft server where America is shrunk down to the size of a pea and only known for its epic music festivals! Build your own mini-America and rule over a land of tiny rockstars and giant speakers. Who needs big when you can have small and rockin’? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

Seething Shark Server: Where Precision and Chaos Collide

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese…yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCraft: Where Creepers Are More Popular Than People in India

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9586
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more players than the entire population of India! Our server is so popular, even the ghosts of ancient civilizations come to play.

Join us for a wild ride through rich cultures and histories, where you can build your own Taj Mahal or explore the Great Wall of China. Who needs miHoYo when you can have epic adventures in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be careful not to anger the ancient spirits lurking in the shadows… they’re not too fond of griefers!

TaxCraft: Where the only thing more painful than mining diamonds is paying taxes!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring tax season? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can avoid all those pesky tax deadlines by building your own virtual world instead.

Our server is so fun, even the IRS building couldn’t handle it and had to close unexpectedly! That’s right, we’re so wild that even the tax man couldn’t handle the excitement.

Join now for a tax-free zone where the only thing you’ll be paying is in diamonds and gold. Who needs taxes when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join today for a truly explosive experience!

Monkey Mindcraft Madness

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, fear of death, inner conflict, madness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health struggles, mindcraft, mindfulness, MONKEY, overcoming fear, seeking advice, seeking help, self compassion, self harm, self-care, self-preservation, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	2822	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is so lively, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and get lost in the virtual world of blocky fun.

And if you’re feeling down or contemplating the meaning of life, don’t worry – our server is the perfect distraction to keep those existential thoughts at bay. With so much chaos and laughter, you’ll be too busy having a blast to even think about offing yourself.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new purpose in life – like building the biggest, most ridiculous structure in Minecraft history!

The Anonymous Minecart Co.

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	275864	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and hilarious antics.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the treasures within.

3. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by explosive sheep. It’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with players frantically dodging sheep bombs while trying to knock each other into the fiery depths.

4. The Nether on our server is a wild and crazy place, filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and lava waterfalls. It’s like a twisted carnival of chaos that will leave you laughing and screaming in equal measure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous llamas – they may look cute, but they’re always plotting something devious!

UNESCO’s Next Top City: Where Creeper Explosions are Considered Cultural Heritage

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a Jewish burial house that UNESCO is dying to put on the world heritage list! Forget about castles and cathedrals, we’ve got a tiny burial house that’s only 110 years old but packs a punch in historical significance. Rumor has it that the ghosts of Jewish ancestors roam the halls, ready to guide you on epic quests and adventures. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server run by Jews? Join now and experience the magic of our not-so-ancient burial house!

Fubuki’s Funhouse – Come get lost in the virtual world of Shirakami Fubuki! #blessedbyFubuki

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place to be! Join us and experience the madness of (^・ω・^§)ﾉおはこぉーんPrevious: >>73286222 >YT Channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdn5BQ06XqgXoAxIhbqw5Rg>Twitterhttps://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/fxtUBRvb>Do your reps!https://pastebin.com/pwVJh73t>Shirakami ZOIDhttps://store.hakabanogarou.jp/view/item/000000014839>Shirakami Fubuki “Comfy Fox Inn” ASMR Voice PackBuy: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/comfyfoxinn_asmrvoiceTranslation: https://pastebin.com/uUJw7Fzh>6th Anniversary Flower Stand Projecthttps://www.sakaseru.jp/mina/event/5eea69a9c0abf2b2375ab0101985101e! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Americans: Mario RPGs Madness Server

AMERICANS, Color Splash, Crafty, discussion, Failures, Gaming, JavaScript, madness, Mario, Mario RPGs, Nintendo, origami king, Platform, RPG, rpgs, Server, Stealth40k, Sticker Star, survey, tacit admittance, twitter, video games, Widgets

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Votes:	3423
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4131	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mines Excavated:	4602

Are you tired of playing boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we celebrate Nintendo’s epic fails like Sticker Star, Color Splash, and Origami King!

Why join, you ask? Because we have a secret level where you can battle giant paper monsters and rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of evil origami! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special power-up that turns you into a sticker and lets you stick to walls like Spider-Man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of Nintendo’s biggest flops in a way you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Blocky Bros: The Patriarchal Paradise

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flip the script on gender roles and have a blast doing it! Join us as we explore a world where women rule the roost and men are just here to serve as eye candy. That’s right, on our server, women hold all the power and men are just here to show off how good they are at attracting the ladies.

Forget about traditionalism or feminism, on our server, it’s all about women living lives of luxury while men do all the hard work. We’ve got third world boys mining away to create makeup products for our female players to use – talk about dedication! And don’t even get us started on the atrocities committed against men for not meeting hyper-narrow standards of masculinity. It’s a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the patriarchy is turned on its head and women reign supreme, come on down and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself living a life of luxury while the men do all the heavy lifting. See you in the game!