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4 years until Cody Rhodes becomes the Undisputed President of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Crops Grown:	9263
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in the power of Cody Rhodes becoming the Undisputed President of the United States of America in just 4 years! Join us on this epic journey as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory, all while cheering on Cody Rhodes as he takes over the Oval Office with his signature move, the Diamond Cutter!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground bunker where Cody Rhodes himself trains for his future presidency by battling creepers and zombies with his bare hands. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of him perfecting his political speeches while riding a pig through the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of history in the making as we pave the way for Cody Rhodes to become the most electrifying president the world has ever seen!

No Hate Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8973	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or controversy? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a ruler who is determined to ban gay marriage and hormone replacement therapy! Join now for a wild ride of political debates and heated arguments in the chat. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join us if you dare!

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we have a hilarious and totally not traumatizing humiliation ritual for all new players to go through! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after you’ve completed this rite of passage.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We encourage it! The crazier, the better on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of deranged chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the clucking horrors that await you? Or will you chicken out and run back to your dirt hut?

So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, what happens in the humiliation ritual stays in the humiliation ritual…unless someone records it and posts it on YouTube. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Pixel Anime Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Towns Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ores Mined:	4796	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	3918	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild trucking adventure like never before!

Picture this: You’re cruising down the pixelated highways in your virtual truck, delivering goods to villages and towns in need. But watch out for creepers trying to hijack your cargo! It’s a trucking anime come to life in Minecraft form!

But that’s not all – in this server, you’ll also have the chance to face a 36-truck driver shortfall in the year 2030! Think you have what it takes to fill those virtual seats and save the day? Join now and become a hero of the trucking world!

So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let the trucking madness begin!

$50,000 of my Minecraft SMP Diamonds into a lava pit

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Listen, I get it. The temptation to invest in the fracking industry is strong. But have you heard about our Minecraft SMP server? It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Instead of throwing your savings into fracking, join us and become a virtual billionaire by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your own empire in a world where the only fracking happening is when someone accidentally breaks a block too fast. Trust me, this is where the real riches are at. #FrackNoMore #MinecraftSMPFTW 🤑🐉🔨

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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This is Craftica Minecraft Server

America, american culture, childish Gambino, commentary, controversial, Craftica, Donald glover, donald trump, Entertainment, Gun Violence, Hip Hop, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music video, Politics, pop culture, racial inequality, Rap, Server, Social Issues, society, united states, Usa

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Divine Spears Created:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	73	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it actually made their computer explode! True story.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. Legend has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

Oh, and did I mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? It’s a blast! Just be careful not to get too close or you might lose a limb.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. This is America, baby!

Madness Has Had Its Day Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3233
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Madness has had its day on this server, and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, llamas riding minecarts, and creepers doing the Macarena. Our community is filled with players who have a knack for turning everything upside down and inside out.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language and you have to pay to play? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride where communication is a hilarious mix of gibberish and emojis, and the only currency accepted is virtual unicorn horns.

Once upon a time, a group of magical llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, players must complete ridiculous quests like finding the lost sock of a giant chicken or building a castle out of marshmallows to gain their favor. But beware, the llamas have a mischievous streak and love to prank unsuspecting players with exploding sheep and flying pigs.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless fun!

When does Boku no Pico get good? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can ride llamas into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with Endermen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Boku no Pico diamond sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into adorable kittens. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco ball where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when does Boku no Pico get good? The answer is always on our server!