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BoyfriendWakeUpCraft

afternoon shift, aita, ANNOYED, bitten hands, Boyfriend, BoyfriendWakeUpCraft, catching a sheep, Dizzy, dream, head hurts, heavy sheep, horror movie, laughing goblin, middle of the night, night shifts, noise, rest days, scaredy cat, tired, waking up, witch laugh

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	4264	Votes:	6146
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Join our server where you’ll never have a dull moment, just like when my boyfriend woke up laughing like a goblin from a horror movie! Imagine catching sheep that are too heavy to carry and then they start biting people – that’s the kind of crazy adventures you’ll have here. And don’t worry, if you wake someone up in the middle of the night, they might just get dizzy and have a headache too! So join us for non-stop excitement and laughs, just like my boyfriend’s mysterious dream.

FearFactorMinecraftSMP

ALARM, anxiety, apprehension, aversion, biggest fear, concern, Distress, DREAD, fear, FearFactorMinecraftSMP, fright, Horror, nervousness, Nightmare, Panic, Phobia, Scary, Terror, trepidation, unease, worry

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Bruh, my biggest fear is missing out on this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and llamas wearing top hats. And get this, every full moon, we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, fam. Plus, our admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Don’t be a noob, join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

NoRespect4U

arrogance, BETRAYAL, close-mindedness, dishonesty, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, INCONSISTENCY, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of empathy, lack of humility, lack of integrity, lack of manners, lack of professionalism, laziness, Manipulation, NoRespect4U, rudeness, Selfishness, unreliability

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a potato, ride pigs into battle, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show.

We have a strict no-seriousness policy, so if you start talking about efficiency or optimal resource gathering techniques, you’ll be banished to the Nether (literally). Our community is full of hilarious pranksters and meme lords who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun, then join us and let the shenanigans begin! Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to troll unsuspecting players. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos ensue!

Toxic-Free Tumor Attackers

Attackers, bacterial invasion, biomedical engineering, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, drug delivery, genetic engineering, healthy tissue sparing, innovative research, intravenous injection, mouse models, non-toxic bacteria, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, scientific breakthrough, targeted drug delivery, therapy enhancement, ToxicFree, tumor, tumor growth inhibition, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ores Mined:	9789	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the players are like those bacteria, but instead of fighting cancer they are fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s like a battle for survival, but with a twist! you gotta inject yourself with special potions to become super strong and take down the bad guys. and the best part is, the more you play, the stronger you get! it’s like leveling up in a video game, but in real life. join our server now and become a cancer-fighting, zombie-slaying hero!

Dragee’s Domain

add-ons, application, Community, Community Building, Discord, Domain, Dragees, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, rules, Server, smp, Survival, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Players Killed by Monsters:	8421	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Dragee’s Domain Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Server Features	Simple Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks, other add-ons
Server Goal	Build a community of players who love Minecraft
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is a SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.
What are the server features?	The server has Simple Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks, and other add-ons.
What is the server goal?	The goal is to build a community of players who love Minecraft.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and apply to join the server.

Mystic Femme Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, femme, Haven, mystic

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Yo, bro, if you feel like you’re missing out on the whole lusty lust thing, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that look way better than any weird boobs you’ve seen, trust me.

Plus, you won’t have to listen to your coworkers drooling over women anymore.

Come join us and feel the excitement of building and crafting without any weird feelings getting in the way.

Who needs lust when you have diamonds, am I right?

BullyCraft Minecraft Server

ACADEMIC, BullyCraft, bullying, classmates, DEADLINE, economic situation, English certification, Erasmus program, high school, horrible person, italy, Minecraft, Nightmares, opportunity, Petty, school council, Server, Straight-A student, study abroad, volunteer, wealthy family, weird kid

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mines Excavated:	3911	Crops Grown:	9345
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Towns Built:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as this story? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle epic mobs all while pulling off some sneaky moves like our girl here who outsmarted her bully to secure her spot in the Erasmus program. Talk about next level gaming skills!

Join our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your enemies, just like our protagonist did. Who needs a high level English certification when you have the power of strategy and cunning on your side?

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come out on top like our hero in this crazy real-life story. See you in the game!

BlockyBanter

age, Argument, BlockyBanter, Book, Boyfriend, caffeine intake, condescending, diet, Ego, Girlfriend, heated argument, Matthew Walker, open-minded, Party, quality of sleep, sister, Sleep, stress, STUDIES, weight, Why We Sleep

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2401
Potions Brewed:	49	Love Letters Sent:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Gods Slained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they know everything? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of challenging the self-proclaimed experts like never before!

Just like the guy at the party who made up facts left and right, our server is full of players who love to spout nonsense and act like they know it all. But here’s the twist – you can call them out on their BS and watch them squirm! From debates about the best way to mine diamonds to arguments over the most efficient mob grinder design, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge our resident “waffler” to a duel of knowledge. Show off your expertise in Minecraft trivia and watch as they struggle to come up with a response that actually makes sense. Who knew that arguing about sleep cycles could be so entertaining?

So come join us on our server and prove that you’re not afraid to stand up to the know-it-alls of the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two along the way (but probably not). Let the waffling begin!

SaucyCraft Minecraft SMP

condiments, Cooking, cooking essentials, Culinary, flavor boosters, flavor combinations, flavor enhancers, flavor profile, flavoring, food favorites, food toppings, foodie, garnish, hot sauce, kitchen essentials, meal prep, Minecraft, pantry staples, SaucyCraft, Seasoning, smp, spices, taste enhancers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP. Like, seriously, it’s like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited. We got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers trying to join in on the fun (but we don’t let them, they always blow up the dance floor).

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the most epic food fights ever. Like, we’re talking about throwing whole cakes at each other, using watermelon slices as frisbees, and launching potatoes out of cannons. It’s like a food war zone, but in a deliciously hilarious way.

And don’t even get me started on our secret sauce that we put on everything. It’s like a magical potion that makes your food taste like rainbows and unicorn farts. You haven’t lived until you’ve tried our enchanted ketchup that makes your fries dance the Macarena.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the food is always flying and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your appetite and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wacky around here.

CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances

Affliction, aggravation, annoyances, CURSE, CurseCraft, discomfort, ETERNAL, forever.., INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, Mild, Nuisance, penalty, Plague, punishment, Retribution, Torment, tribulation, Vengeance, vexation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5971	Emeralds Found:	8556
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in handing out the most ridiculous and hilarious curses to our players!

Join us if you want to experience the joy of being cursed with things like forever having a sneeze stuck in your nose, or constantly feeling like you have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth.

Our players love the challenge of navigating the game while dealing with curses like always having one sock slightly damp, or hearing the faint sound of a mosquito buzzing in their ear at all times.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join us and see what crazy curses await you!