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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4751 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4052 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
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