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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4788 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
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Imagine this: you log into our server and your boss is there, begging for your forgiveness because they realize they made a huge mistake letting you go. You can laugh in their face as you ride off into the sunset on a virtual unicorn, leaving them in your pixelated dust.
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