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Good Times

  • New Adventures Await

    New Adventures Await

    New Minecraft Servers

    Why This Is the Greatest (or Worst) Server Ever!

    Welcome, brave soul! You’ve stumbled upon the *ultimate* Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and the blocks are made of pure chaos! Join us in a place where every pixel has a purpose, or none at all! Forget everything you know about gaming; here, the laws of physics take a vacation. If you think you know Minecraft, think again! Or don’t. Who are you? What is this? Why are we here? Join now, or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life—unless you don’t, in which case you might be fine! But you won’t know unless you join! Or maybe you will. Who knows?

    Features of Our Server (or Are They?)

    Feature Description
    Infinite Cows Cows that moo in binary and can predict your future. They also might be spies.
    Gravity-Free Zones Float around aimlessly and question your existence while building upside-down castles!
    Time Travel Blocks Step on these blocks to go back to the moment you decided to join this server. Or forward. Or sideways.
    Rainbow Creepers Explode in a shower of glitter and existential dread. Are they friendly? Maybe!
    Whispering Trees These trees will tell you secrets about your friends. Or your enemies. Or your next meal.

    FAQ Section (or Are They Questions?)

    Q: How do I join the server? A: You must first find the sacred chicken. It will reveal the password, but only if you can dance like no one is watching. Or everyone is. It’s all a blur.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: Version 42.7.8. Or was it 3.14? Just remember, time is a flat circle and Minecraft is a cube. Or is it?

    Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends are just enemies in disguise. But yes, you can play with them, or you can play alone in a field of dreams. Or nightmares. Who’s to say?

    Random Quotes From Our “Players

    “Occasionally remember everything is new and exciting for some people…”

    “Regardless of how bad things are, it’s possible to have a good time and not think about all the negative stuff…”

    “Just post on /b/…”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyNostalgia

    CraftyNostalgia

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dreamscape Adventure 1.21.1

    Dreamscape Adventure 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and relive the glory days of 2007 when life was simpler and creepers were the scariest thing around.

    We’ve got pixelated graphics that will make you question reality and make you feel like you’re back in the good old days of dial-up internet.

    Remember when your biggest worry was whether or not your mom would let you stay up late to play just one more round of Minecraft? Well, now you can experience that thrill all over again on our server.

    So come on and join us for a trip down memory lane, where the only thing you have to worry about is running out of blocks to build with. Trust me, it’s worth it just to feel that sweet, sweet nostalgia once again.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Cheers Land 1.21.3

    Crafty Cheers Land 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something – we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box! And our mobs? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius! Plus, our builds are so epic, they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer this pixelated world together! We won. Cheers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SMP Axiba

    SMP Axiba

    New Minecraft Servers

    Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

    Founded August 2016
    Players 2-4 initially, larger community now
    Server Type Community-focused
    Server Event Map reset around mid-December

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are hacks and mods allowed on the server? No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
    What are the rules for player behavior? Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
    How can I join the server? Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sinful Adventures 1.21.1

    Sinful Adventures 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

    Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while being surrounded by rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds!

    Fight off hordes of evil mobs with weapons made out of marshmallows and cotton candy!

    Explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with unlimited pizza and soda!

    Join now and become part of a community where every day is a crazy adventure filled with laughter and fun!

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  • Kamala Bros Minecraft Server

    Kamala Bros Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Kamalabros is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.

    Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyFamilyPranks

    CraftyFamilyPranks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

    Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Feeling Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

    Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

    Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

    Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

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