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ChunkyCraft: Where Curves Rule and Creepers Drool

Anons, asian, bbw, Black, CHUBBY, ChunkyCraft, CREEPERS, curves, DATING, Drool, eating healthy, fattening up, fluffy girls, gorgeous face, Heaven, Meta, nerdy, plus-sized girls, pussy, rule, skinny, socially awkward, stereotype, Taste, vouch

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	229
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of skinny girls with no curves? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can find your perfect BBW girlfriend? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to finding and fattening up socially awkward, nerdy Asian girls with gorgeous faces!

Join us as we embark on a journey to promote these lovely ladies to genuine BBWs, all while they try to eat healthy and resist our efforts to fatten them up. But fear not, because their delicious pussies and sweet personalities make it all worth it.

So come on over and be a part of the new meta – where fluffy girls reign supreme and skinny black anons find true love in the most unexpected places. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our Minecraft server now!

MineHeroesAcademy: Where even creepers can get a diploma!

Anime, arm injuries, ass pulls, Character development, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, deku, Diploma, fan backlash, hard hits, Horikoshi, Manga, mha, MineHeroesAcademy, permanent injuries, plot holes, Punches, retcon, Ridiculous, storytelling, unrealistic, writing issues

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of lame excuses for characters not facing consequences for their actions? Join our Minecraft server where punching hard won’t break your arms, but it might break the laws of physics! Horikoshi who? We don’t need ass pulls to have a good time here, just pure, unadulterated fun. Come join us and leave the retcons behind!

Down UnderCraft: Where Aussies Rule and Everyone Else Drools

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Do you love Australians as much as we do? Well, then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! Our server is actually run by a group of kangaroos who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. They may not have opposable thumbs, but they sure know how to create some epic structures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of our kangaroo overlords as they hop around the server, showing off their building skills. Plus, did we mention that all players get a free pet koala to help them mine for diamonds? It’s true! Our koalas are trained professionals when it comes to digging up precious resources.

So come on down under and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even spot a dingo or two roaming around the server looking for a new friend to play with. See you there, mate!

Zeus’ Pixel Paradise: Where reality is optional and screenshots are overrated

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where you can live out your wildest Greek mythology fantasies! Who needs the right picture when you can battle minotaurs, ride Pegasus, and even challenge Zeus himself to a game of Minecraft PVP?

Our server is so epic, even Hercules would be jealous. Join now and experience the thrill of building your own Acropolis, exploring the depths of the underworld, and maybe even finding a secret stash of diamonds guarded by a three-headed dog.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft hero of ancient Greece! Just remember, don’t anger the gods or you might end up with a lightning bolt in your blocky behind.

Crafty McCraftface: The ‘based’ Edition

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Crops Grown:	8136
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	222629
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Magic Items Found:	4480
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in Minecraft? Join our server and become a wizard with unlimited mana stockpiles! You’ll have your very own private, well-protected room where you can practice magic to your heart’s content. Just imagine the power coursing through your pixelated veins as you cast spells and brew potions like a boss. Don’t be a snort, join us and unleash your inner wizard today!

Crafty Crazies: RIP Ex-Girlfriend Edition

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4573
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember her name! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, wacky challenges, and even a secret love potion that will make you forget all about that heartbreaker. So come on, join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time (and maybe find a new Minecraft girlfriend along the way)!

Kousei’s Crafty Adventures: Arima’s World of Blocks

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crops Grown:	2489	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Chimeras Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is all about building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real excitement!

Join our server and become a part of the epic rivalry between Kousei Arima and Chopin. That’s right, we’ve got gang wars happening in the world of Minecraft, and you don’t want to miss out on the action!

Forget about peaceful mining and crafting, on our server, you’ll be dodging piano practice sessions and school suspensions left and right. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

So, if you’re ready to throw down with some savage players like Watari and his crew, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you talk smack about Kousei Arima, be prepared to catch these hands in-game!

BritsCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide in pixelated chaos!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Monday Night Edish is here to shake things up! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky Bob, you’ll earn a special prize that will make all your friends jealous!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our server’s dungeons where you’ll face off against the dreaded Cactus Queen. Rumor has it that she guards a treasure chest filled with diamonds, but be warned – she’s armed with a deadly arsenal of prickly projectiles!

So what are you waiting for? Join Monday Night Edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Minecraft Mayhem: Dokibird’s LOL-tastic Adventure!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! This server is so epic, it’s like building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our Blonde Angel Edition will have you rolling on the floor laughing with her crazy antics and epic heists. She’s got a Youtube channel where she showcases her epic Minecraft skills, a Twitch channel where she streams her wild adventures, and even a VOD channel for all those epic moments you just can’t miss.

But wait, there’s more! Follow her on Twitter for even more madness and check out her shop for some insane merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP Sauce that will blow your mind and make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this Minecraft server, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!

1. Rosalina’s Block Party 2. Rosalina’s Pixel Palace 3. Rosalina’s Creeper Carnival 4. Rosalina’s Redstone Rave 5. Rosalina’s Diamond Dynasty 6. Rosalina’s Enderman Extravaganza 7. Rosalina’s Nether Nonsense 8. Rosalina’s Zombie Zone 9. Rosalina’s Llama Land 10. Rosalina’s Chicken Coop chaos

BLOCK, Boyfriend, Carnival4, Chaos, Character, chicken, coop, creeper, Diamond, Dynasty6, Enderman, Extravaganza7, fan theories, FANTASY, Galaxy, Gaming, Land10, Llama, love interest, mario kart, Nether, Nintendo, Nonsense8, Palace3, Party2, PIXEL, princess, Rave5, Redstone, relationships, romance, Rosalina, Rosalinas, Space, speculation, Super Mario, super smash bros, video games, zombie, Zone9

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Emeralds Found:	1151
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of waiting for Nintendo to give Rosalina a boyfriend? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, Rosalina has not one, not two, but THREE boyfriends fighting over her! Join our server and witness the drama unfold as Mario, Luigi, and even Bowser battle it out for Rosalina’s heart. Who will she choose? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Join now for a love triangle like no other!