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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 307 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5629 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5637 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
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