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Is Joe Rogan’s Standup Overhated Minecraft SMP

Audience, comedian, cringeworthy, critique, duds, ENERGY, Entertainment, Expectations, funny, good standup, humor, Joe, joe rogan, jokes, Kek, Minecraft, overhated, Performance, reactions, rogans, smp, Special, standup, standup comedy, Watched

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Votes:	6937
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMP servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have Joe Rogan himself as a special guest comedian! That’s right, Joe Rogan will be cracking jokes while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like a talking creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes, a group of zombie villagers who have formed a boy band, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

KitsuneMC

bedrock, Beginner, Community, Competitions, daily events, Events, Expert, Friends, game modes, java, Key all, KitsuneMC, KOTH events, Minecraft, Open Arms, PvP, see you in the game, server tops, skill level, Skyblock, Support, Survival, unforgettable experience, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to KITSUNE, the best Minecraft server you’ll find to play with your friends! Here, the fun never stops and adventure is just a block away. Whether you’re a Java or Bedrock player, we’ve got a special place for you!

Why KITSUNE? Endless Fun: With a variety of game modes and exciting events, there’s always something new to discover. Friendly Community: Join a group of passionate players who are ready to make new friends and share great times. Support for everyone: No matter if you are a beginner or an expert, everyone is welcome here and there is something for every skill level! Daily Events: Participate in exciting competitions for server tops, koth events and key all.

So what are you waiting for? Come and join us at KITSUNE! We promise it will be an unforgettable experience. We look forward to seeing you with open arms! See you in the game!

play.kitsunemc.com

Zap Survival: Where griefing is shockingly frowned upon and economy is electrically exciting!

#exciting, Auctions, Backpacks, Chest Shops, Community, Cosmetics, Discord, Economy, Electrically, Enchantments, frowned, Golden Shovel, Griefing, Live Map, loot crates, Map, Minecraft, Qol, rules, Server, Shockingly, smp, Survival, Uptime, Vanilla, ZAP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crops Grown:	4644	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Jolt Minecraft Server

Founded	Late 2019
Focus	Fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft
Key Features	24/7 uptime 25,000×25,000 map (expanded with each update) Claim land with golden shovel Player driven economy with chest shops and auctions Simple McMMO setup 80+ new enchantments Backpacks to expand your inventory Loot crates obtainable from normal play Over 45 cosmetic items Tons of other simple QoL features

Join us at play.joltsurvival.net

Live Map: View here

Discord: Join here

Rules:

No Hacking: We have a zero tolerance policy on hacking. Any players found to be hacking will receive a perm-ban.
No Griefing: Griefing will result in warnings and potential perm-ban on repeat offense.
No hate speech, toxicity, or slurs: Offenders will be perm-banned.
No spam or advertising: Offenders receive warnings and potential mute or perm-mute.
No Exploits, glitches, duping, or x-ray: Offenders receive warnings and potential perm-ban.

FAQ:

Q: How can I claim land on the server?: A: You can claim land with a golden shovel.
Q: Are there any player-driven economy features?: A: Yes, we have chest shops and auctions for player-driven economy.
Q: How can I expand my inventory?: A: You can use backpacks to expand your inventory.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?: A: No, griefing is prohibited and will result in warnings and potential perm-ban.
Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?: A: You can report a player by contacting our staff on Discord or in-game.

Shiori’s Epic Minecraft Server – Chapter 3

Adventure, chapter, chapter 3, Character development, Cliffhanger, Continuation, Drama, Epic, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, Japanese literature, Minecraft, mystery of life, novel, Page 1069, part 2, plot twists, Reality, resolution, Sequel, Server, Shioris, Suspense, The Shiori Novella, Thriller

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5126	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where the only mystery is why you’re still playing? Well, look no further, because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and more creepers than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our server is so mysterious, even Herobrine himself is scratching his blocky head in confusion.

From hidden treasure hunts to secret underground lairs, there’s always something new to discover on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the mystery of life in a whole new blocky way. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you never know what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated world.

Hulk: A Literal Manifestation of Child Abuse Minecraft SMP

Abuse, abuse survivor, child, child abuse, College party, comic book, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, hulk, literal, manifestation, Marvel, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, misrepresentation, she-hulk, slut shaming, smp, social commentary, Stereotypes, strong female characters, SuperHero, toxic masculinity

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5166	New Chunks Explored:	391952
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even She-Hulk is getting in on the action! Rumor has it, She-Hulk is only a green giant because she missed out on all the college parties and now she’s making up for lost time by causing chaos in our server.

Join us if you want to witness She-Hulk’s wild antics, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover the truth behind her partying past. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her new party buddy and take on the Minecraft world together in style!

So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

BabyBumpBanter Minecraft Server

aita, BabyBumpBanter, behaviour, Divorce, Downfall, family, Friends, Generosity, gossiping, Help, husband, Marriage, Means, Minecraft, parents home, pregnant cousin, rumours, sent back, Server, speculation, stupid girl, Wife

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Looking for drama and gossip in your Minecraft server experience? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the latest family feuds and scandals just like this wild story from one of our players!

Join now to witness firsthand the juicy drama, backstabbing, and betrayal that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of crazy stories like this one? Don’t miss out on all the drama – join today and see what kind of wild tales you can uncover!

MinecraftLoveAffairRP

adult manga, Boyfriend, Calm, Classroom, Confrontation, disgust, Exploitation, family-oriented, FANTASY, highschool teacher, laid back, Manga, MinecraftLoveAffairRP, nude girl, overreacting, Sensei, sexual relationship, STUDENT, Teacher, webcomic, workplace issues

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a scandalous teacher who loves to push the boundaries of what’s appropriate! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of questionable content and outrageous fantasies. Who knows, you might even catch our sensei reading some scandalous webcomics in the classroom! Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockyTruthCraft

acceptance, Awareness, Beliefs, BlockyTruthCraft, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, conformity, consensus, denial, education, enlightenment, facts, Human nature, ignorance, Perception, Reality, resistance, skepticism, society, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7049
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

That our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be! Why? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Boom, wish granted! Need a castle made entirely of cake? Done and done!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold epic dance parties every night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll teach you how to fly in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SudanSlaughter Minecraft Server

Accountability, Africa, atrocities, Conflict, ethnic cleansing, ethnic hatred, Genocide, HUMAN RIGHTS, human suffering, international community, investigation, Justice, killing fields, Massacres, Minecraft, Server, Sudan, Sudanese government, SudanSlaughter, Trauma, united nations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6531

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting massacred is your boredom! we got so much ethnic hatred for the mobs in our world, you’ll be begging for more! watch out for the sneaky skeletons and the evil creepers who just can’t seem to get along. but don’t worry, our players are always ready to team up and take them down! join us for a wild ride through sudan’s killing fields, where every block you break brings us one step closer to victory! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

CraftyCommieCrafts

BALKANS, border crossings, Conflict, CraftyCommieCrafts, Crisis, displaced persons, displacement, eastern europe, ethnic tensions, foreign intervention, geopolitical implications, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Migration, political asylum, refugee camps, Refugees, russia, Serbia, Slavic culture, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where a mini russia has popped up in serbia cuz why not lol. thousands of players are fleeing war and seeking refuge in our pixelated land of craziness. build your own kremlin, ride polar bears, and drink vodka with your blocky comrades. join now to experience the madness and escape the chaos of the real world. da, comrade!

Day Month Mix-Up Server

Calendar, calendar error, calendar mishap, calendar mix-up, confusion, date, date confusion, Day, day and month, Days, error, mistake, MIX UP, mixup, Month, numerical, occurrence, rare, rare mistake, Server, Switch, Time, Unique

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

join this epic minecraft server where the days are so wacky, you might forget what month it is! imagine mining for diamonds on a tuesday, only to realize it’s actually friday! it’s like living in a time warp, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin your day.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties every weekend. you can trade emeralds for enchanted gear or just hang out and dance to the funky beats.

our pvp arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. challenge your friends to a duel and see who can survive the longest without falling into the fiery depths below.

and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and giant chickens that drop golden eggs. it’s like a farm on steroids, but way more fun.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the days are never boring and the adventures are always epic. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.