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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8643 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 758 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 4446 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by zombie lifeguards while trying to build the coolest sandcastle ever.
we’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake.
plus, if you manage to survive a whole day without getting eaten by a zombie lifeguard, you’ll win a magical unicorn that poops rainbows.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest minecraft server ever and see if you can outsmart those distracted lifeguards.