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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crops Grown:	5646	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

LGBTChat

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

1.16 Nether Update Live!

The server is purely survival at the moment however, we may add games soon!

Land Claiming: You should be given a golden shovel which is used for land claiming and a book that tells you everything. You can also type /claim and to allow another player to build in your land type /trust Each player starts with 200 claim blocks and you gain another 100 each hour you play on the server. All claims expire after 120 days.

Support: You can directly support the server here: https://lgbtchat.craftingstore.net/

play.lgbtchatmc.com

Anoy smp 2

Arena Pvp, PvP, smp, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Farms Harvested:	344	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Server IP: anoy_smp.exaroton.me:41893

anoy_smp.exaroton.me:41893

Norrland

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8819	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Towns Built:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Norrland is a small community of mainly Swedish players with lots of free kelp. We are proud to provide a place for people to jäsa. discord server: https://discord.gg/SJ7RTn

norrland.online

BearCraft

Tekkit

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Emeralds Found:	1969	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

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survival.bearcraft.eu

Pixelsmp

Cracked, Economy, OneBlock

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

It’s a Filipino OneBlock server! You can create your very own island or join an existing island and become friends with our wholesome community! Enjoy your stay!

pixel.sparked.network

Zephyr Factions |McMMO|Magic|Cannons

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4446	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to Zephyr Servers Factions where you can be one of many building and attacking fortresses in a world full of magic, role-play, and cannon warfare!

147.135.8.176:25570

CookieWorld

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

A Minecraft adventure you will love! (Server isint finish , should be finish soon…) -a whole RPG World with Custome Mobs -More then 20 Minigames , Creative and more!

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Pombascraft

Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Minecraft Survival server very well configured and very different from others.If you like Survival, not too easy but not too difficult, then you’re in the right place!!!the Server has a system of Daily Rewards, Stores, VIPS, Boxes, Land, Jobs and much more.If you like the idea of Jobs or Servers, then join Discord!!!Whitelist no Discord !!

IP: pombascraft.craftserv.ovhDiscord: https://discord.gg/4venSnzjENShop: Brevemente…

Minecraft Survival server very well configured and very different from others.If you like Survival, neither too easy nor too difficult, then you are in the right place!!!the Server has a daily reward system, shops, VIPs, boxes, lands, jobs and much more.If you like the idea of jobs or servers, then join Discord!!!Whitelist su Discord !!

IP: pombascraft.craftserv.ovhDiscord: https://discord.gg/4venSnzjENShop: Soon…

Minecraft Survival server very well configured and very different from the others.If you like survival, neither too easy nor too difficult, you are in the right place!The Server has a system of Daily Rewards, Shops, VIPS, Boxes, Lands, Jobs and much more.If you like the idea of Jobs or Servers, join Discord!Whitelist su Discord !!

IP: pombascraft.craftserv.ovhDiscord: https://discord.gg/4venSnzjENShop: Pronto…

The Minecraft Survival server is very well configured and very different from others.If you like survival, not too easy but not too difficult, then you’ve come to the right place!!!The server has a system with daily rewards, shops, VIPS, boxes, land, jobs and much more.If you like the idea of jobs or servers then join Discord!!!Whitelist on Discord!!

IP: pombascraft.craftserv.ovhDiscord: https://discord.gg/4venSnzjENShop: Bald…

Minecraft Survival server very well configured and very different from others.If you like Survival, not too easy but not too difficult, then you’re in the right place!!!the Server has a system of Daily Rewards, Stores, VIPS, Boxes, Land, Jobs and much more.If you like the idea of Jobs or Servers, then join Discord!!!Whitelist in Discord !!

IP: pombascraft.craftserv.ovhDiscord: https://discord.gg/4venSnzjENShop: Soon…

pombascraft.craftserv.ovh

HCMC Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7027	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

[1.8 PvP] A fun, unique Server Network with Factions and Prison servers! cool and custom plugins, custom shop GUIs and more! A dedicated server, with a dedicated staff members that contribute their time to make yours more enjoyable! Come join our growing community today!

54.39.247.112:25599

Oasisbr

Backpacks, Economy, Essentials, Farming, MobSpawner, Silkspawners, Slimefun, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Dimension Hops:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

IP Bedrock – br13.lura.host Porta – 31045Welcome to OasisBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can).We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian, survival server with plugins that help and don’t get in the way. We are committed to taking care of your efforts in the game without deleting the map, if one day the server ends, for whatever reason, we will make the map available for download.

oasisbr.lura.host